Thank God No More Sarah Palin Threads

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:17 pm

When asked to say something funny by someone who accosted him in an elevator, Noel Coward, said, "Australia".

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:25 pm

Ya, we may not be posting about her, but she just can't keep her face off the TV in embarrasing situations...Anyone see the turkey pardon interview--right in front of a guy slaughtering a turkey!

Does she have no common sense?

JK

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:53 pm

Was that really her?
I still can't tell the comedy bits from her real appearances.
She is so hysterical!

She should do standup once alaska wises up.

Maybe it's all a huge prank?

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:19 am

jkisha wrote:Ya, we may not be posting about her, but she just can't keep her face off the TV in embarrasing situations...Anyone see the turkey pardon interview--right in front of a guy slaughtering a turkey! :roll: Does she have no common sense?

JK

I saw that.

But before I saw that, I saw this:

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:23 am

jkisha wrote:Ya, we may not be posting about her, but she just can't keep her face off the TV in embarrasing situations...Anyone see the turkey pardon interview--right in front of a guy slaughtering a turkey! Does she have no common sense?

JK

Think about it another way.
Maybe this was the good angle?
Imagine what the camera was pointed away from.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:30 am

gyre wrote:Was that really her?
I still can't tell the comedy bits from her real appearances.
She is so hysterical!

She should do standup once alaska wises up.

Maybe it's all a huge prank?

Sacha Baron Cohen capped on that video all day long on twitter. That's when I first saw it.
Dude is hilarious.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:42 am

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Just had to post it.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:47 am

SNL cant even do a better job of that. Hilarious!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:47 am

Yes, thank her.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:43 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Yes, thank her.

Here's a wonderful thank you! I actually thought it was a joke when I first saw the the turkey diner!!! LOL

JK

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DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:06 pm

Palin takes prank call from fake French president

Nov 1, 2008

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g6h1 ... QD946DR7O0

MONTREAL (AP) â€” Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday.

"Maybe in eight years," replies a laughing Palin.

The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy's "beautiful wife," in a recording of the call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.

Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.

"Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie," she said.

The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.

Audette posing as Sarkozy speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin seemingly does not pick up on them.

He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.

"I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun," the fake Sarkozy says.

He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.

"Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done," Palin counters. "We can kill two birds with one stone that way."

The comedian then jokes that they shouldn't bring Cheney along on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.

"I'll be a careful shot," responds Palin.

Playing off Palin's much-mocked comment in an early television interview that she had insights into foreign policy because "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska," the caller tells her: "You know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium."

She replies: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

Palin praises Sarkozy throughout the call and also mentions his wife Carla Bruni, a model-turned-songwriter.

"You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife," Palin says. "Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours."

(And people wonder why I love Montreal.)

And now ladies and gentlemen, the prank we all have been waiting for:

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DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:08 pm

Man, this Palin shit never gets old. She is really damn funny.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:12 pm

Her and Joe the plumber still on TV!

Turkey pardons are such bullshit anyway

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:22 pm

In response to the N. Korean Rocket test, Palin has requested funds for an anti-missile defense system.

In response to the recession, she has denied all federal funds!

Can't wait for her to run for president again!

AIIZ

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:13 pm

Anyone see this porno movie?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:12 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Anyone see this porno movie?

Gee she looks alot like Tina Fey

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:10 pm

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:51 am

Monkeypoo wrote:Anyone see this porno movie?

Almost every North Slope worker has a copy of that movie, to the great dismay of her husband. I think he's working as a production engineer at GC-2 right now....

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:49 am

I'm so glad we have Sarah Palin porn to distract us from what the 'messiah' is doing.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:23 am

Das Bus wrote:I'm so glad we have Sarah Palin porn to distract us from what the 'messiah' is doing.

I'm with you on the Sarah Palin porn, but why would we ever want to be distracted from the wonderful job Obama is doing? I guess when you consider the fucked up mess he inherited, he just might be the next messiah--if you believe in the first one, that is.

JK

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:27 pm

More proof that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is a top Republican party fundraising draw and remains a star among the party faithful: The National Rifle Association will honor her at an upcoming banquet with a specially made Alaska-themed rifle.

The "Alaskan Hunter" gun is an AR-15, the civillian model of the M-16 assault rifle widely used by the US military.

The gunsmith who made the weapon praised Palin's dedication to the second amendment, the part of the US constitution that the gun lobby says guarantees individuals the right to pack heat.

"I feel like the NRA has done a lot to protect my rights. And I feel the governor has, too. I just wanted to do something to give back," he told American Rifleman magazine, published by the NRA.

The National Rifle Association foundation will feature the rifle at a fundraising dinner May 14.

Palin is likely to be among the top early contenders for the 2012 Republican nomination, and other party elites are uneasy about all the media attention she and her family troubles are getting.

Mitt Romney, former Massachusetts governor and 2008 Republican presidential candidate, took a swipe at Palin on Sunday. Romney derided Palin on a television interview, suggesting she had only been named to Time Magazine's list of influential people because she is good-looking.

Radio talker Rush Limbaugh defended her, calling her "most prominent and articulate voice" for conservatism.

Meanwhile, the father of Palin's grandchild, Levi Johnston, has been all over the television saying Palin's daughter Bristol is trying to lock him out of the baby's life.
end of article

See m-16's are for hunting bunnies too!

So buy one for your varmit hunts tomorrow
the apocalypse is just around the corner
and we just can't let those bunnies win

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:43 pm

I don't like Sarah Palin. She's a prissy ass little pussy. There. I said it. She claims to be a hunter? I call Bullshit on her. My dad was a hunter. A real hunter. A provider. He was barely able to support all us 6 kids and a wife (my stepmom) when we lived in Oregon in the late 60's/early 70's, so he supplimented our freezer with lots of deer meat and elk that he went out into the snowy mountains and coldness and hunted for. It was for survival. My dad always taught us kids to never kill an animal unless you're gonna eat it, and if you do kill an animal, for the love of gawd, make it quick and painless and at least give the poor critter a chance. He didn't need a damn helicopter to go kill our food.

Killing deer and elk and moose from a helicopter is just way too pussy.
Sarah Palin is a pussy. She's not a hunter. She's a prissy little high heeled pink little pussy wanna-be-hunter.

Too bad that turkey farmer didn't put her in the turkey killing machine.

*gets off soapbox*

I could sooooo slap that bitch right now.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:55 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:10 pm

I'm sorry. Well, no, I'm not. I get a tad bit passionate about things sometimes, cna you tell?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:42 am

Monkeypoo wrote:I'm sorry. Well, no, I'm not. I get a tad bit passionate about things sometimes, cna you tell? :P

Nothing to be sorry about.

I'm a hunter!

Want to see my "love gun"?

Wink, wink, nod, nod

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:32 am

wow monkey, thanks for that.
Now

http://action.defenders.org/site/PageSe ... s_homepage

anybody that shoots any wildlife from a helicopter is a fabulous moron!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:46 am

yeah, that helicopter thing seems goofy...........

I wonder:
are you against any sort of "wildlife management", and or hunting?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:49 am

Man, I wanna bone her daughter so bad. Is she still fat or did she squeeze out that little bastard?

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:42 am

ygmir wrote:yeah, that helicopter thing seems goofy...........

I wonder:
are you against any sort of "wildlife management", and or hunting?

Wildlife management. what a cool term. we need poor people management and we should allow hunting of poor people from aircraft, fuck it, lets just nuke the cities with the highest crime rates and be done with it. Now thats what I call MANAGEMENT!! I determined the issue and I addressed it! end of story! To be fair we should give a 10 second warning so people have a chance to bend over and kiss their ass goodbye.

I sm very proactive and I like to think out of the box, my style is top down management as shown in this picture.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:49 am

ygmir wrote:yeah, that helicopter thing seems goofy...........

I wonder:
are you against any sort of "wildlife management", and or hunting?

No, I'm not against hunting provided it is done on species that are plentiful, not endangered, used for food and done with the kind of reverence shown by traditional Native American hunters.

I don't hunt. I target shoot and I shoot conservative books.