The Bar

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:34 am

*comes in carrying another huge log, places it in the fireplace, begins rummaging through trench coat*

Now where did I put that? I know it's in here some...ah there we go.

*pulls out a soldering torch and striker*

schick schickpoofffffffffffffff

*adjusts to a really hot flame*

The heck with that wilderness survival shit, I want a fire NOW!

*upon getting the fire going stands up, puts the torch and striker away, and heads for the coffee, sees the roses, stops, removes hat and bows head for several moments, then gets coffee, drags a comfy armchair over to the fire and curls up.*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:28 pm

*looking around after nap*

hey, did anyone see where that comfy, armchair-style, sex chair EVERYONE was using last night went?

I need to get it cleaned before anyone uses it........

*thinking about all the shenanigans that went on on that chair last night, and grinning*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:30 pm

takes a rose sits by the fire~sips espresso n whisky

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I will sure miss her.

uBeRpLaYa wrote:a gIn aNd tOniC pUhLeEzE

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:10 pm

ygmir wrote:*looking around after nap*

hey, did anyone see where that comfy, armchair-style, sex chair EVERYONE was using last night went?

I need to get it cleaned before anyone uses it........

*thinking about all the shenanigans that went on on that chair last night, and grinning*

*mumbles*

It's over there in the back

*points over to a chair glowing eerily under a black light*

I was about to use that one, but thought It smelled kinda funny upon turning it towards the light my suspicions were confirmed.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:18 pm

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:08 pm

Jet Set wrote:
ygmir wrote:*looking around after nap*

hey, did anyone see where that comfy, armchair-style, sex chair EVERYONE was using last night went?

I need to get it cleaned before anyone uses it........

*thinking about all the shenanigans that went on on that chair last night, and grinning*
*mumbles*

It's over there in the back

*points over to a chair glowing eerily under a black light*

I was about to use that one, but thought It smelled kinda funny upon turning it towards the light my suspicions were confirmed.

astute observation, once again, has saved the day......good job JetSet..........
now, a cocktail, perhaps?............

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:41 pm

can i use those to roast some marshmallows?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:13 pm

Mozy, Nicely Done... Nice.........

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:27 pm

mmmmmm, just the thing to warm up with after a cold evening in the barn.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:03 am

g'morning.

Boy taking that big tree down....was a bi-otch!

That thing proby had 9 cords in it! It was a big shame too to lose a tree of that size and age. Its always a shame to lose a tree!

We left the last 8 ft standing....It shall become a sculpture. A tribute to the tree's life here on earth. Now if I can find extra time to widdle....?!

It took us 2 full work days and 10 people cutting, stacking and loading.
And a Bday Party in the middle for my oldest.
We had fondue!!!
yumm yumm

Yesturday...as pooped as I was...at 1pm we ran over to a free sell at a storage unit of burner stuff. When we got there, turns out it was Randowm Pizza Experience...our neighbors in 07'.
They arnt from Reno, but had a storage unit here. Well, that's it for them. Another pretty cool theme camp has seen its last yr. the proprietors are going back to nomad BM....coming in a tent and no extras'.
Very nice folk, but you could see the tired in their eyes unpacking the dust laddened equipment.
I got a couple cocktail tables and 6 wicker chairs for the lounge boobie.
a rug, 4 banquet fold down tables, some jelly lawn chairs, tarps gallore and a air matt.
Came back this way, ran by Lemmongrad Ironworks and let Mr. Fixit know they had a bunch of the erector set metal(adult size) and bolts.
I was so tired by the time I got back to Lemmongrad North, that the truck still has everything in it...sitting there staring me in the eyes...going..."so where the hell are you going to put all that shit"?

hahaaaaa....

Ya'll have a great day!

here...a do it yourself bar and coffee service....
Im out!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:56 am

*walks in, whislting the 7 dwarfs song*.........

wow, self serve refreshments, a treat.
thanks, PM.......

that tree thing sounds like a lot of work............
Maybe you could make a dual purpose, double entendre "Mushroom" sculpture of the part still standing?.........hahaha

that free stuff sounds great.......wish I could have gotten there........

have a fun day.............unloading treasures.........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:50 am

*Artemis walks in, carrying bottles of limes and bottles of tequila, leaving trails of sand everywhere*

Back from a quick weekend in Mexico with souvenirs for the bar.

I think I'll hang this here poster right above the funky chair that apparently saw some serious action over the weekend:

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:25 pm

come have a drink with me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:26 pm

Artemis:
are those refreshments to share.......hhhhhhhmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,pal........wiggling eyebrows.......

and, I have to ask........if your carrying all that stuff, what's so full of sand that your leaking and leaving trails?.........

fun at the beach, perhaps?...............yeehaw.........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:31 pm

Mozy:
*OMW song lilting up through floorboards*,'

the flame, the flame,
all flame, good,
good flame, good Bar,
all hail, the good Bar, the bar gives flame

*OMW song getting louder, at least to me....*

The Bar is good, the Bar provides, blessed be the Bar...........

*slapping self and shaking head*

sorry, it's that Landru thing again.............and, all of "the body".........agree..........

*OMW song fading, but, still there*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:48 pm

Sorry I was showing a friend of mine on the phone how to get into the bar.

Carry on with your debauchery.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:36 pm

Damn...what a long ass day.

It wasnt very eventful, as a matter of fact I believe the bones actually felt tired!

Did get over to homepeepshow for wood and a new bar sink! woo hoo

Picked up the wee one at wrestling, got home and enjoying a nice dpcpmorgies!!
damn that tastes MIGHTY FINE!! may have to have anotha~

whats the haps tonight?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:50 pm

look...there's 18 lurkers and 4 of us ONLINE....
WTF...come drink!

ok...lazy asses...Ill even pour the first round...then YOUR up!

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:51 pm

*from the shadows*

There doesn't seem to be much happening tonight. As a matter of fact I gotta go get started on resting up for another day. You know what they say "tomorrow comes a day to soon."

*emerges from the shadows*

Well I guess a pre bedtime drink wouldn't hurt.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:02 pm

I know I know...tis only Monday.
Our days get all fuzzy around here.
We just tinker on all this stuff, and every once in awhile I get a wild hair to have a cocktail with friends from far off lands...and I sure as hell dont wanna drive anywhere...this is the closest bar I know...at least for the next couple weeks! hehee

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:12 pm

caught a cool pic of the tree coming down...
I got a crazy ass video too of Ed's head almost getting ripped off...

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:34 pm

What a shame. Looks like it used to be a nice one. At least it can still serve a purpose for a little while and keep people warm.

*finishes drink*

Well, it's bedtime for me PM. Sorry I couldn't hang out longer.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:27 pm

Drinks look good PM. I'll take one of each, thanks.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:34 pm

Takes a rose and a gin-and-tonic, sits in the comfy chair lost in thought. Fuck . . .

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:00 am

The last word of the last post reminds me....

Funny thing, I sat down at the bar in Mexico, and ordered "sex on the beach", thinking I'd get one of these:

But then I got this....might have been when I picked up all that sand that I was shedding earlier:

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:04 am

Hey! No one has opened the tequila yet....please feel free to give it a try. Here are some Mexican limes to go with it:

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:15 am

YUM....sand!

Ill take that over, tequila anyday...Thank you Artemis!

Sorry I missed ya BinNod and BoxB!!!

So... is it tooo early to ask that fateful question BinNoddin?

and I didnt see ya postin in the Fuck thread...care to share here in the Bar?

or perhaps the Re-Bar~TC?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:29 am

hi all ,
is coffee made?
I'd love a shot of Artimes' tequila, then, come coffee with chocolate and cinnamon, and, cream.........

Artimes:
how did you get someone to photo you so well on the beach, that looks professionally done..........

nice limes, I like the one on the right........kind of hate to cut it, though.......looks like it need rubbing.........or pinch and twisting.........

just in case anyone does want to slice the limes.......

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:52 am

jack and coffee anyone?.......

the rebbi

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:54 am

Okie dockie...sounds good!

The Bar

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