an american animal on the hunt

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:56 am

I need to wear my glasses when I type. How the fuck did I put a d at the end of puppet and not notice? Fuck my life.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:32 am

I accept, I am a sock puppet of the universe. A super nova every time I move my cotton jaws and reveal my silky red mouth. Bending to the will of the infinite and dancing with the life inside me; my voice not my own but that of the stars.

i need to set this to music. it is epic. Like poison singing "every rose has it's thorn"

fucking "A", awesome.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:21 am

the answers are out there, AAA ....

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:32 am

littleflower wrote:the answers are out there, AAA ....

They're blowing in the wind...

Ohhh, can I have some acid too?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:33 am

Boijoy wrote:Blah Blah Blah !! AmAn is boring... Lets talk about " stuffing "..it is THAT time of year.. I like cornbread with apples.

One word. Turducken.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:21 am

yet.. I think we can get ONE MORE animal in there.. like Turdukenster.
oh yes I did....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:38 am

Dude AAA.....

Man All I can tell you is...that if I sat down at a table in center camp with you accross from me...babbling on insessently, You would bore me to tears!

I would get up and act like a unamused child redirected by its parents to look at the boring educational toys...sneak under a rack of Life preservers and run as fast as I could to the life sized Barbie display and hide under her skirt, shooting innocent passer by's with a heavily loaded Rubberband rifle!

Now that would be FUN!!!!

SnorezzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:49 am

pinemom wrote:Dude AAA.....

Man All I can tell you is...that if I sat down at a table in center camp with you accross from me...babbling on insessently, You would bore me to tears!

I would get up and act like a unamused child redirected by its parents to look at the boring educational toys...sneak under a rack of Life preservers and run as fast as I could to the life sized Barbie display and hide under her skirt, shooting innocent passer by's with a heavily loaded Rubberband rifle!

Now look what you've done, AAA...you've bored PM and she's on a rampage in the bar with that rubber band rifle.

Does anyone know how to operate this thing? I need some lessons so that I can get her back. My backside is still smarting....

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:53 am

" I accept, I am a sock puppet of the universe "

BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

now THATS rich!! I think I just peed myself a little... sock puppet of the universe.. hahahahahaha

AmAn.. I'm glad you " know yourself " enough to accept that..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:02 am

Oh dear.
You know sometimes I really should read all the way through crap...

" I accept, I am a sock puppet of the universe "

sounds vaguely familar to a Puppet master-bater we had in here a yr ago!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:13 am

there is some entertainment there if you take the time to sort thru all the bull shit.. it's like a clearance rack at Macys. If you can stay focused you might find a deal.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:56 pm

Apparently you all cannot tell when sarcasm is amongst you. A bit slow are we?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:54 pm

Boijoy wrote:yet.. I think we can get ONE MORE animal in there.. like Turdukenster.
oh yes I did....

Hmmm

Turkey? Check.
Duck? Check.
Chicken? Check.

Ster? Hmmm, whatever could that be?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not my Mr Whiskers, you!

And I don't want to catch you with a straw in the gravy either!

Jeez o pete's

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:50 pm

Silly mother fuckers, lol.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:25 am

Flesh and Ink

This urge, this animal impulse to write, why do I share it with you, you beasts? Scoundrels but charming, you show me some of the worst most detestable indulgence, you reveal me. Iâ€™m not writing to woo you, no not at all, filthy creatures. Not courting you in the least, not stroking a blood full ego. You terrifying mirrors, bring me out, "i" am vile. The surface, the only thing we all touch together, in to many ways grotesque, but great thuds of light burst. Shine motherfucker, shine. Meld with these sticky creatures. Hopefully one of these rays will burn through our oozing skin. Itâ€™s beautiful, isnâ€™t it?

We all steal away the life in this world just as much as any other bastard on their fossil filled hill of green or any life feeding off the dead, smashing the living. Look at us, we are a pack of mad dogs, foaming at the mouth for more. More! As it did for Hunter it will for all, this wave to will crest. Will you find yourself smashed, bloody, oozing pus when it all crashes down; no longer riding that high but flesh tearing against rock. Will you run? Will you comatose? Will you ride the next terrifying wave, black distant and horrendously heavy?

I have to, itâ€™s mine. If not this, that beautiful swelling darkness will never see any illumination, will pummel you lovable fucks to a pus yellow pulp; smashed flesh against rock with no high before that immense weight crests and tears your muscle from bone. Tear my muscles, scrape my flesh against earth, give me give me that next wave. Every time it crashes a little more light bubbles up out my mouth, thick with primordial ooze, burning onto the page.

Written
with a fear filled heart,
a disgust wrenched belly,
and a love full grin.

Justin Hendrick, An American Animal.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:46 am

I don't think the thick stuff bubbling up out your mouth is light...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:42 am

Well done, AAA! Now that's what I call a holiday greeting.

Right back at ya's.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:12 pm

Look at us, we are a pack of mad dogs, foaming at the mouth for more.

ok, you got me there. I'll admit, i'm hooked.

as soon as you used the word "Primordial", i quivered at the pure verbostic spasticity that i had not known before now.

i am truly changed. i am transformed!

thank you, you must not keep this gift to yourself, it must be shared, like herpes.

now go forth and make blisters on the souls of the promiscuous.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:45 pm

You smart ass:)
I love that you write that ambiguously, and donâ€™t pull your punches. If that post was a gold star than thank you but keep the one twos comin. Bruises and blood create good work, stroke jobs just make you want to do it more. Or you got some kink in you and they both get that engine going, I fall on the side of kink. Perversion runs deep, lol.

Tear it apart people at your will just give me something to work with, crafting a beautiful, effective, yet uniquely expressive writing style takes time and a lot of input from those that hate and those that love.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:32 am

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:stroke jobs just make you want to do it more.

For the life of me I have no idea why jkisha popped (heh heh heh) into my mind when I read that one.

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:Silly mother fuckers, lol.

Yes we are. You outta stoop to our level and you'll have more fun here

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:58 am

Sail Man wrote:
AnAmericanAnimal wrote:stroke jobs just make you want to do it more.
For the life of me I have no idea why jkisha popped (heh heh heh) into my mind when I read that one.

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:Silly mother fuckers, lol.
Yes we are. You outta stoop to our level and you'll have more fun here

Hmmmm....I wonder why?

JK

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:17 pm

lets try and respond to flesh and ink people i dont care what you have to say about a post that was asking you to give input on flesh and ink, I have no investment in that post but the other.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:29 pm

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:lets try and respond to flesh and ink people i dont care what you have to say about a post that was asking you to give input on flesh and ink, I have no investment in that post but the other.

??

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:01 pm

capt. goddammit doesnt get it...

all he cares about is getting drunk on the high playa and running over newbies like they were manatees with his playapeller.

I saw a couple from Oakland last year just ripped to shreds by his outboard.

he's a heathen, ignore him, he's just jealous of your vocabulariness.

all he can do is swear like a longshoreman, and curse the white whale he's been after for years.

i think her names margaret.

anyway aaa, please explain your version of flesh and ink for the eagerly awaiting throng.
.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:11 pm

Two wordsmiths going, post for post.
Most entertaining.

My money is on the old guy.

AnAmericanAnimal · Post by **AnAmericanAnimal** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:28 pm

People have consistently mistaken the soul as something capable of separation from the body, as separate from the body, instead of what it is: an expression of flesh and bone.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:50 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote: all he can do is swear like a longshoreman, and curse the white whale he's been after for years.

i think her names margaret.

OK, so that did actually happen... wish I had pictures, but we were going pretty fast and spilling margaritas. And maybe I ran over ONE abandoned bike.

Daddy-O · Post by **Daddy-O** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:30 am

Antifreeze cocktails are yummy. Try the red pill.