brand new to the playa

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:42 pm

hey all new here and definately going to be spending some time getting to know all there is to know and all that good stuff.

from central Illinois.. thirty something couple

look forward to getting into the community and getting to know alot of you

thanks
Bmad

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:43 pm

Hey there. Welcome to eplaya.

JK

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:52 pm

Good to have you! Are you guys coming to Burning Man in 2009?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:29 am

swingers? S & M/ B & D? Fantasy / Role Play? Pittsburgh Plate?

you realize that BurningMan is a melting pot of sexual perversion and partner swapping.

can i taste your girlfriend? C'Mon man, PARTICIPATE!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:01 am

jkisha wrote:Hey there. Welcome to eplaya.

JK

Oh for the love of Dog JK, are you ever, ever, not first in welcoming the newbies?

Your like clockwork buddy

bmad! Welcome to eplaya, but hey! You should bhappy to be here, and hopefully coming home in 09.

Definitely come, and participate, but be careful of Simon, he leaves alot of crumbs around

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:05 pm

[quote="bigbluedoggy"]Good to have you! Are you guys coming to Burning Man in 2009?[/quote]

yes we are making pretty hard plans to be there.

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:10 pm

thank you jkisha

simon.. that is a terrifically funny thing that you should say that. we actually did run a swingers sight for some time and host the biggest sex parties in southern and central illinois we usually go by bnbsplayroom and THE_BOOG elsewhere. but anyway

sail man thanks for the welcome and the warning.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:34 pm

bmad wrote:we actually did run a swingers sight for some time and host the biggest sex parties in southern and central illinois we usually go by bnbsplayroom and THE_BOOG elsewhere.

Ohhhhh, naughty people. Be forewarned that that kind of behavior is most def. not tolerated at Burning Man, and if you are discovered, will be quarantined to a specific area of the city, placed in bondage, and periodically punished with a crop. We run a tight ship, no hanky panky will be tolerated, only business attire allowed, and you'll only be allowed to drink the special "kool-aid". And ya best be getting used to John Denver and the Carpenters music.

So, with that said, get ready to have a rip-roaring good time

LMAO

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:11 pm

not a problem sail man. ... that happens to us ALL THE TIME!!!!!

but I was kind of hopin we would fit in on the playa a little better than it is lookin like we are :(

oh well.. we are rule breakers.. but you will have to catch us first

cullen · Post by **cullen** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:20 pm

i think the sarcasm was missed.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:09 am

Most definately!

This is what I wonder most of time....NEWB's this is a question for you all....

When I was just a lil' B'irgin....I read...re-read and re-read times 52 the survival guide.....Then I popped on this crazy ass board, and Lurked for 2 MORE yrs trying to figure out how burners TICK.

Hahahaa...where'as I learned how to survive....I still dont know how burners tick...hahhaha

maybe becuase when I think I know....they go TOCK! And then that really fucks with my head....NOT!

Newb Peeps...This is a worth of info on here...but if you get your hackles all up in a panty raid, your gonna find yourself with a tampon coming out your nose!

Oh someone get me some antibiotics...the dayglo snot in my head is fucking with my circuitry~

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:26 am

bmad wrote: but I was kind of hopin we would fit in on the playa a little better than it is lookin like we are

No one 'fits in'. That's the whole point! You just are; and no one cares. (For the most part; but that's just MHO)

JK

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:18 pm

OH MY GOD LOL

the sarcasm was most definately not missed.. I am sure we would do fantasticly on the play.

now before you go labeling me a newb.. I am a newb to this board but not to smartassses. I have moderated 7 or 8 different boards.. I can joke and act like an ass with the best of them. I waited about two years to post on my first board.. missed out on a lot of fun.

so just sit back chill and I will do just fine.

and if there is one thing I dont do is fit in ;)

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:23 pm

now with that said. we will be looking for this melting pot of sexual perversion simon was speaking of.. will there be signs and directions???

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:10 pm

Red Light district is usually near d,e,f and 9:00. Various people who are part of or run camps of your vein are on this board. You'll run in to them as you keep up on the posts. I'm sure they will post up here too.

Welcome to Burning Man and the Eplaya!!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:03 pm

cullen wrote:i think the sarcasm was missed.

Bing Bing Bing Bing!!! We have a winner folks

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:07 pm

bmad wrote:now with that said. we will be looking for this melting pot of sexual perversion simon was speaking of.. will there be signs and directions???

Oh Dog no!! He'll just pop up when you least expect it and when its all said and done, you'll be tilting your head to the side and whacking your ear with you palm, kinda like when you trying to get the water out from when you go swimming. Except this time, your just trying to get his words out before they start to set in and fester

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:45 pm

did I really mis the sarcasm ???? damn thought i was doin goodly.. eh oh well..

sailman thanks for keepin this thead up and goin.. now all I have to do is wade through all of the people that know everything and I will do just fine.. but I am sure it will be fun.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:28 pm

Oh yes, it will be fun. You can't imagine. You will have many WTF moments. When you come off the playa from your first burning man, you will be goofy with delerium. Trust me, I am.

Errr, was, yeah thats it.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:38 pm

98% of emergency medical personnel have admitted to at least once using defibrillators on someone purely for amusement.

No statistics on using them for sexual entertainment.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:53 am

[quote="gyre"]98% of emergency medical personnel have admitted to at least once using defibrillators on someone purely for amusement.

No statistics on using them for sexual entertainment.[/quote]

are we talking in general, or on the playa? :p

Im also a burning n00b, hoping to devote all abilities to be there for 2009!

question: tickets are currently 260$ or something as a presale:

a) when does presale end
b) what is the price during regular sale?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:39 pm

$260 will be the third tier price.
Details are being posted on Dec 12.
http://tickets.burningman.com/

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are we talking in general, or on the playa? :p

In general.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:38 pm

gyre wrote:Enable bbcode on your profile to get the quotes to work.
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thanks. i figured the gods of wrath and interweb chaos were frowning upon me....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:07 am

we actually did run a swingers sight for some time and host the biggest sex parties in southern and central illinois

Holy Hannah, the girls in Moline know how to FUCK!

i cant say that for Dixon, or Sterling for that matter, but i hear Iowa City has a huge underground pony/ saddle fetish thing going on.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:36 pm

gyre wrote:98% of emergency medical personnel have admitted to at least once using defibrillators on someone purely for amusement.

No statistics on using them for sexual entertainment.

LOL we once defibrillated a hot dog, blew it to shit

Not that hot dog Gyre!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:42 pm

We had a cardiac patient we needed to monitor. My partner had forgotten to restock electrodes with the monitor. Now, you can monitor the rhythm with the paddles or hands-free pads. It is suggested that you advise the patient prior to placing the paddles on their chest what your gonna, and more importantly, NOT gonna do. It's also best not to hollar CLEAR!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:55 pm

Didn't take long for this thread to drift to Stupid EMT Tricks, did it?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:59 pm

I had an uncle who once told someone he accidentally gave them poison, with much theatrics, and made them run around the building to "sweat the poison out".

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:04 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Didn't take long for this thread to drift to Stupid EMT Tricks, did it?

If this was tribe, we'd have been booted.

Here's another one.....If you drop the baby, pick it up.