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Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:22 am

I want to run away, unlike all the other times.

Anyone want to adopt a penniless, degree-less, frozen, 22 year old?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:25 am

In that position it helps to be female and of petite stature.
Although, reasonably good-looking young guys probably have their best odds at snagging a cougar sugar-momma in Palm Springs. I'd go there.

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:39 am

Well, I might decide to be a flourish...

Im not sure why, but I asked, and thats what I was told to do...

If my friend Hamburger is part of the universe then him telling me to be a florist is still just as good as a tree telling me.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:05 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:In that position it helps to be female and of petite stature.
Although, reasonably good-looking young guys probably have their best odds at snagging a cougar sugar-momma in Palm Springs. I'd go there.

How about a middle-aged (45), over weight guy? A cougar sugar-momma sounds pretty good to me right about now...

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:25 pm

I think I can find one in Maui too.. I was thinking about the island anyway... I miss the jungle...

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:24 pm

i'd like to be adopted also plllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeee

Tired of working

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:05 am

We could all just run away to NeverNever Land and join the Lost Boys.

Bang A'Rang!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:56 am

uh, Barbie? You live in Haleiwa, Hawaii?
For some reason I just don't feel that bad for you.
Nope. Nope, sure don't.

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:40 am

Barbie! You DID run away! But Ill come there, then we can run from there... I was thinking of bringing back the box car Circus. I think Id call it, "Keil's fantasic Collapsible Caravan".

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:50 am

I didn't say I wanted to move anywhere... I just want to be adopted- ya know taken care of sooooooo every year when it comes to BURN time I don't have to struggle to figure out HOW I'm GONNA Make it to Black Rock City....... Ohhh this year I have enough airline miles for my ticket from HNL to SEA!!

but see if some one would adopt me I wouldn't have to be concerned about all OF the Mundane things in life LIKE PAYING FRICKING BILLS or how I'm gonna eat!!!

I'm an Excellent cook, professional cleaner, can make reservations...

I'm also a freak!!!

sounds like a singles ad MAYBE I should post it somewhere!!! LOL

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:29 pm

Someone didnt give you a stuffed animal monster burn night did they?

Well, heres the deal. I cant pay the bills, but I can convince you not to pay them! Then when the time comes to head home to BRC, we can STEAL THE SUPER FERRY!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:59 pm

My name is Woody Allen.. I'll adopt you!

emotion_sickness · Post by **emotion_sickness** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:47 pm

What happened to radical self-reliance?

If you don't like paying bills...get rid of them. Its surprising how many people in America these days think having a car & a cell phone is necessary for survival...its not. I personally have a disdain for the concept of money and am working towards achieving a self-sufficient lifestyle with as little dependence on money as possible; the misuse of money & lack of individual financial responsibility is how this country found its way into the toilet where it is now.

Even things necessary for survival at its most basic form can be had for free if you are willing to change your mindset. Work hard, live cheap, save up some money, and buy some land suitable for farming & growing your own food. Learn to hunt & fish. If you have no desire to move to the countryside, you can even adopt the "Freegan" lifestyle and go dumpster diving if you are so inclined.

Sounds like you just need to do some soul searching & find out what is truly necessary for your survival & what it will take to make you happy. Finding a sugar-daddy or -momma may be gratifying in the short term but in over the long haul having to depend on someone else to take care of you will get boring & make you feel worthless & lazy.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:06 pm

emo_sick - you are no fun whatsoever

You should check out the 'Survival' thread here.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:26 pm

I'm keeping up with the jones

We'll he just got canned from his job so now I'm going to pass that fool ass this year

Guess I'm going to buy one of those fancy gas lawnmovers

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:29 pm

Emo, remember that Burning Man is a gifting culture. In the spirit of that I would like to gift you my bills

But I'll keep the car payment as I can't live without my ride. Considering it's 35 miles one way to work, and we don't have jack shit worth of public transit here, I'll gladly swallow that bill as opposed to walking to work.

Oh wait, I better hold onto my internet provider bill as well, how else could I post snarky messages here without internet services.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:24 pm

I tell you what- I was just kidding, wanted to jump on the band wagon of being adopted- If I wanted to really have a Sugar Daddy I'd HAve ONE...

I have MY WHOLE LIFE taken care of MYSelf - doing whatever I Had to to survive and keep up with the Jones -wether It was dancing naked or clean toilets sooooo please let me tell you that I KNOW what Hard Work IS
for alot of years I made more money then most people will see in a life time, AND I spent it ALL ...

NOW I actually live Very very cheap... Heck I work a part time job at 12 bucks an hour I HAVE TO!!! I ride my bike to work, grow some of my own food and never go out-except to burn once a year

My biggest bill besides my rent is my pot habit ! most of the time we grow that too! and thats one thing I aint giving UP LOL

soooooo I'm already working on living the life YOUR talking about-

Who wants to go in on some land on the BIG Island??

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:28 am

Lambic wrote:Well, I might decide to be a flourish...

Im not sure why, but I asked, and thats what I was told to do...

If my friend Hamburger is part of the universe then him telling me to be a florist is still just as good as a tree telling me.

You've been taking the red pills again, haven't you?