The Bar

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:25 pm

whoa, now!
Grabs Mozy by his coat tails.
Not so fast! I ain't done with you yet.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:58 am

*wanders in, brushing road dust from black "duster" and hat*
*OMW seems emanating from the floors and ceiling*
*notes assembled "singers of the body" in single file, double row, coming from the north in a march*

*Puts freshly smuggled Canadian coffee in pot*

This calls for strong cowboy coffee............

*notes inability to start ABB, so, put CCR on Juke*

HI all.......

Just back from a road trip to the Canadian border in ID and back, took 4 days...........dang, I'm slow......but, had to do some visiting, so.......

So,
what have I missed?

*ah yes, Canadian helper*..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:00 am

well, Ygmir I wish i could say a whole lot...but been kinda quiet here. including from myself.

You coming up this weekend?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:21 am

ygmir! where you been? you know that if you intend to disappear for more than 2 consecutive days you must apply for Form Bstroke6.
Look at this place! Jeepers. Give me a shot of what yer having as I dump all these empty bottles.

So Canada, eh? Tell us a story.

Hi pm! So glad things are more settled for you on the home front.
Can't wait to see you this weekend!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:40 am

howdy Burn!!!
drama is still alive and sick...But NOT in my house!!!

I pointed out the "No Drama Zone" poster last night and everyones mouth shut!

I swear it works! Now if I could get a shovel big enough to shovel it outa my brain and heart!

Now...on to this weekend!!!
well actually i have a christams performance with controlled burn tonight on California Ave.

Sure to freeze my knickers off!

Getting ready to run down to savers!weeee!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:46 am

HI PM..
my hope is to come up after my daughters volleyball match Sat. evening.........I'd be getting there around 9 pm, depending on weather, of course...........
can you post time and location/directions again, please?
How is the bar coming along?...........

Burn:
I submit to you with apologies in abject subjugation for my regrettable non-compliance with form Bstroke6, and, submittal of same.........
I will accept my punishment, as deemed fit, by yourself or other surrogate (s), as appointed.............
I will attempt to compel your consideration as to my transgression, though, as I relate that my admission of said form was due to the mis-information that the form required, was form 4-Q-2, and, was to be submitted upon return and demand by yourself, PM, or, other highly placed, and thusly admired and adored, mistresses of rule...........

I present my self, prostrate, at your toes, for my duly, and thoroughly deserved, punishment...................

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:12 am

ygmir wrote: Burn:
I submit to you with apologies in abject subjugation for my regrettable non-compliance with form Bstroke6, and, submittal of same.........
I will accept my punishment, as deemed fit, by yourself or other surrogate (s), as appointed.............
I will attempt to compel your consideration as to my transgression, though, as I relate that my admission of said form was due to the mis-information that the form required, was form 4-Q-2, and, was to be submitted upon return and demand by yourself, PM, or, other highly placed, and thusly admired and adored, mistresses of rule...........

I present my self, prostrate, at your toes, for my duly, and thoroughly deserved, punishment...................

Impressive....

Oh while you where gone OMW called and is looking for drivers.

For one, in tune to the body, such as yourself, this could be a tasty gig.

Coffee smells good, going to be a busy day...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:30 am

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: Burn:
I submit to you with apologies in abject subjugation for my regrettable non-compliance with form Bstroke6, and, submittal of same.........
I will accept my punishment, as deemed fit, by yourself or other surrogate (s), as appointed.............
I will attempt to compel your consideration as to my transgression, though, as I relate that my admission of said form was due to the mis-information that the form required, was form 4-Q-2, and, was to be submitted upon return and demand by yourself, PM, or, other highly placed, and thusly admired and adored, mistresses of rule...........

I present my self, prostrate, at your toes, for my duly, and thoroughly deserved, punishment...................
Impressive....

Oh while you where gone OMW called and is looking for drivers.

For one, in tune to the body, such as yourself, this could be a tasty gig.

Coffee smells good, going to be a busy day...

*loud thud as I hit the floor*

*the masses are elated, singing OMW joyously, enraptured, laying in the dust, making dust angels, while singing in fervent hysteria*

THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED!!!!

and, not from Missouri...........

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:31 am

ygmir - have you met my friend Velvetina?

pm - the three wenches to meet today? I'll be there. See ya soon.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:34 am

nice vehicle, GH!

did i hear the word "punishment"? do i see a repentant northern pagan waiting for his due? oh please, please, please, can i be the mistress of the whip?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:34 am

**burn** wrote:ygmir - have you met my friend Velvetina?

pm - the three wenches to meet today? I'll be there. See ya soon.

Burn:
well, no, but, if you wish me to, I shall do as you bid me............

rrrrrrrrrr......threeeee wenches.............I grovel............

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:37 am

**burn** wrote:ygmir - have you met my friend Velvetina?

pm - the three wenches to meet today? I'll be there. See ya soon.

O shit! ...running...to get dressed...I still gotta call her too! woops!!!!

Ygmir...Only travel up if you think you'll be safe! PLEASE!!!!
ciao 4 now!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:39 am

littleflower wrote:nice vehicle, GH!

did i hear the word "punishment"? do i see a repentant northern pagan waiting for his due? oh please, please, please, can i be the mistress of the whip?

*almost drowning in saliva*.........

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:52 am

Cool... Drinks and a show... How about a Cosmo? It seems appropriate with this sort of entertainment.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:20 am

OregonRed wrote:Cool... Drinks and a show... How about a Cosmo? It seems appropriate with this sort of entertainment.

he has his own act, but, if you insist.......

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:19 am

Setting up chairs and bleachers as the crowd gathers to watch.

Popcorn, Peanuts, OMW's

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:48 pm

goathead wrote:Setting up chairs and bleachers as the crowd gathers to watch.

Popcorn, Peanuts, OMW's

ah...... the stuff of life......................

Although, I might add Dr. Pepper........

*OMWS wafting down the corridors*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:42 pm

ygmir wrote:*Puts freshly smuggled Canadian coffee in pot*

Ah, so the Canucks finally managed to grow a crop worth drinking.

Who said there's no upside to global warming?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:56 pm

theCryptofishist wrote: Who said there's no upside to global warming?

Wish it would hurry up, it's been dam cold at night up here.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:*Puts freshly smuggled Canadian coffee in pot*
Ah, so the Canucks finally managed to grow a crop worth drinking.

Who said there's no upside to global warming?

well
I know it's either coffee or petrified 3 toed sloth poop............I always get those confused.........they look alike, but, one is 50K years older than the other........

how, doe it taste? well............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:52 pm

goathead wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Who said there's no upside to global warming?
Wish it would hurry up, it's been dam cold at night up here.

I hate it when it's as cold as a mother horse.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:24 am

Good morning!!

*Looks around at empty bar, starts making some coffee, rebuilding fire*

Hmmm...where did all these peanut shells and popcorn kernels come from?

*Goes to back room and pulls out broom, sweeps*

Anyone want some cognac?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:31 am

mind if I smoke a cigar with that cognac?

What does OWM mean?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:45 am

Sure thing, let me light that for you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:51 am

*wanders in, late today..........OMW seeming to surround the building*

ah, coffee, thanks Artemis............the place looks great............the badgers must have been having peanuts and popcorn with their sausage.........

*the assemblage still reeling from yesterdays epiphany and vision of the Messiah or at least his vehicle*

cognac would be great, thanks. How about some chocolate and cream, too?

*searching pockets*.........
ah........

*the masses turn to AZ, inquiring looks abound*

AZ:
OMW stands for the "Oscar Meyer Wiener" song...........sometimes OMWS...........
song of praise for and of, "the body"..........reserved for "the Bar" and, mostly it local and patrons.........

*the chanting begins*:

*the Bar, the Bar*
*the Bar is good, the Bar is grand, all hail, the Bar*
*the Bar, the Bar*
*the Bar is good, the Bar is grand, all hail, the Bar*
*the Bar, the Bar*
*the Bar is good, the Bar is grand, all hail, the Bar*
*the Bar, the Bar*
*the Bar is good, the Bar is grand, all hail, the Bar*
*the Bar, the Bar*
*the Bar is good, the Bar is grand, all hail, the Bar*

(in the form of a Gregorian chant)........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:04 am

Artemis:
did I hear a rumor or chocolate cheesecake?..........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:29 am

*Artemis emerges from back room, apron askew, trailing graham cracker crumbs and carrying a treat*

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:32 am

*returns to back room, sounds of frying, popping, humming of OMW*

*smell of bacon coming from back room*

Look what I have- OMW bacon!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:35 am

ahhh~
Good morning peeps!
Last night was wonderful.
My Fire conclave had a perfromance in town. I so wasnt in the mood....I got all christmassed up...got there...and instantly I felt good! I felt great, after the first set, I was out of breath...but feeling so much better...well...about everything! Its amazing what playing with fire will do for your soul...especially when your playing with fire with a bunch of your fire homeys!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~ is BACK!!!!! ahh~(weeee in hawaiian)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:42 am

Artemis wrote:*returns to back room, sounds of frying, popping, humming of OMW*

*smell of bacon coming from back room*

Look what I have- OMW bacon!!!

*participants bow in homage to the bringer of OM stuff.......ah, bacon, second of the holy trinity*

Artemis, you have done well................blessings "of the body" on you.......

*OMW vocal quartet launch into holiday version*........