The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:45 am

HI PM.
the weather is looking ooky........But, keeping fingers crossed........

another local burner here asked if he can come to the crawl......I said I thought it would be ok.......is it?

He's the one that built our camp MV......the "Gerlach stage company" blue, pulled by a red dragon..........playing classic rock and roll...........

When is the bar top required? any timeline?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:48 am

Were hoping to pour the first cocktail on it Christmas eve....?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:14 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote: What does OMW mean?

So you weren't raised by a television like the rest of us?

Here's the Christmas version for YGMIR:
Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer SANTA
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car May-er SANTA
Ev-ery one would be in love with me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:17 am

Artemis wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote: What does OMW mean?
So you weren't raised by a television like the rest of us?

Here's the Christmas version for YGMIR:
Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer SANTA
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car May-er SANTA
Ev-ery one would be in love with me.

*quivering with delight*.......

very nice rendition, Artemis.........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:57 am

A flower cocktail for littleflower:

No posting-quota-trading required. It's all yours. All you need to do is put on the OMW outfit, start dancing....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:11 am

Artemis wrote:A flower cocktail for littleflower:

No posting-quota-trading required. It's all yours. All you need to do is put on the OMW outfit, start dancing....

*the crowd anxiously awaits the appearance of LF, in the ever-so-skimpy, OMW dance outfit, performing the: OMWESAED*

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:15 am

Artemis wrote:A flower cocktail for littleflower:

No posting-quota-trading required. It's all yours. All you need to do is put on the OMW outfit, start dancing....

wow! thanks artemis! i LOVE flower drinks!

sorry, yg, i couldn't find my sexy OMW outfit ... i'll keep looking ... in the meantime, this will have to do:

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:26 pm

*note to self: be careful what you ask for and who you think you're talking to*

*she's (?) really a naked dancing hot dog*..........

*the assembled masses tapping feet, humming along with OMW while enjoying the blessed "dance of the sugar dog fairy"*

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:37 pm

She's a cannibal too!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:09 pm

I'm ok with that part......hey, I guess, in a way, I'm a cannibal, but, I treat em like icecream cones..........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:36 pm

*weenies dancing around the bar singing:
She's a cannibal, cannibal, on the dance floor.
And she dances like she's never danced before.*

Hmmm...interesting entertainment here.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:55 pm

here are some snacks for everyone, while we watch the dancing hot dogs ... i'm not sure what to drink, though ... red wine, perhaps a nice pinot noir?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:29 pm

An OMW eating people would not be cannibalism. A OMW eating another wiener would though.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:33 pm

Heheheheeeeee...

Look at you all havin fun...shame on you~!

How the hell is everyone this fine friday night?

fire is good...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:44 pm

*Holds an OMW over PM's cocktail, humming a song*........hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:47 pm

Hey! lookee here... I found some weenie whistles.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:59 pm

*grabs a whistle, tries to play OMW*

it's outta tune ... !

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:04 pm

wrap your hands around it and blow harder!!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:35 pm

pinemom wrote:wrap your hands around it and blow harder!!!!!

I hope you both remember "blow" is just an expression..........

no wonder It's not making noise.........

(throng "of the body" giggle.......and hum the happy OMWs)........

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:48 pm

3 bottles of the hard stuff came home in my suitcase from a really
cheap source in the Bahamas (navy px) . Good news was the duties
were waved. Bad news was I flew to DC & luggage went to NY.

When the bag finally arrived a bottle of 150 proof rum had broken.
The smell about knocked me out but if I lit a match it would have
flamed out like this example: (or worst!)
LOL

pinemom wrote:Heheheheeeeee...

Look at you all havin fun...shame on you~!

How the hell is everyone this fine friday night?

fire is good...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:04 pm

*Holds an OMW over skibear's suitcase, humming a song*........hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm...

Mmmmm roasted!!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:15 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:*Holds an OMW over skibear's suitcase, humming a song*........hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm...

Mmmmm roasted!!!!!

* OMW lilting in from under the bar*

*gathered masses "of the body" nod knowingly: TITWI knows.........*

*all hail the Bar, the Bar is good, the Bar is kind......we love the Bar, and, the Bar loves us............Blessed be, the Bar........(begin) Gregorian OMW chant*

Hi TITWI.........sure wondering about the weather for coming over there tomorrow night........

how about a nightcap?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:35 am

ygmir wrote:*notes inability to start ABB, so, put CCR on Juke*

Dammit people, the Automatic Banjo Box is easy to use! Just smack it till it works!

<smacks ABB>

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See?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:57 am

Coffee anyone?
Breakfast?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:05 am

*puts mule (oscar) in barn with oats and water*
*walks in hangs duster and hat on elk head*
*notes OMWs emanating from cooler*

AH, my pal PM got the coffee going, thank you, kind person.......

ahhhhh, back from the nights pilgrimage..........nice to be here,
l'll stoke the fire, long night. glad to make it back........

*sets out baileys, notes Irish mist bottle still on bar*

Dang, CO, sorry I missed you last night, I have such trouble with the ABB............

seems everything I smack either breaks, cry's, or gets hard,,,,,,,,nothing makes music for me, though.........

puts Beatles "White Album" on juke.......

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:43 am

Coffee, breakfast, life is GREAT.

Smacks ABB

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:07 am

...Ive never heard of them Goathead...but I like it!!!
kind of Grunge/punk/folk/southern fried rock....

Good shit manerd!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:12 am

pinemom wrote:...Ive never heard of them Goathead...but I like it!!!
kind of Grunge/punk/folk/southern fried rock....

Good shit manerd!

Anytime you can get banjo's, bagpipes, accordions, tin whistles all together to be played in new ways is a good time. Sure as hell isn't grandpa's banjo.

You get much snow last night?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:19 am

Looks like maybe an inch here at lemmongrad...but by the i-80 camera about 6 inchs up on the mountain.

Its abso-fricken-lutely beautiful outside right now! Sunshining on all that white stuff! beaming the light pain into my retina's!!!
ahh more good stuff.
I wasnt ready for the snow mentally ...and we worked our butts off yesturday to get all our crap battened down/put away/ and drywall put in dry spots for safe keeping.
But I being a snow lover...had forgotten how fricken beautiful it is...so now Im all about the...so this is winter... Bring it on Bitch!

yeeeeHAW!
tonight...is gonna be fricken cold though!
Mrs. clause may not be all that sexy if ya get my drift...snow drift that is!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:57 am

All I want for christrmas is my two front teeth!!!!
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