have you seen your prosciutto today?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:34 pm

I bet it ain't where you left it.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:41 pm

wrapped around a melon?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:44 pm

yup. I'll share.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:14 pm

See what I mean? It,s gone already.

(no pic)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:12 pm

I'm tellin ya...prosciutto ... for fourteen bucks a pound...
Bacon...anything you can make with PR~e ShIetetto you can do it twice as good with good ol' bacon! HMMMM?

no no its to late and there cookies to be made next week...must....resist...temp....tation....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:48 am

yes, but you see Beef jerky is to Steak strips as Prosciutto is to Bacon.

you cant leave Bacon hanging around for a year or two and still eat it, without dire consequences.

i'm simply being practical.

now dont get me started on a culinary tangent....NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:15 am

pinemom wrote:I'm tellin ya...prosciutto ... for fourteen bucks a pound...
Bacon...anything you can make with PR~e ShIetetto you can do it twice as good with good ol' bacon! HMMMM?

no no its to late and there cookies to be made next week...must....resist...temp....tation....

Sail Man wants cookies

Must...make...the...cookies!

Chocolate ones with chocolate frosting, like reindeer doo doo

Pinemom...cannot...resist...chocolate...mmmmm...chocolate...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:04 pm

Yeah! And who could resist chocolate covered prosciutto, huh?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:09 pm

I bet it's every bit as good as a whipped cream covered clam..........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:20 pm

why do you do this to me...you KNOW i cant resist a bad joke....it's like that scene in the razor's edge where she puts the bottle in front of the alcoholic and then leaves the room....

damn you and your perfectly set up straight lines.

damn your cheap, worse than burlesque schtick that i love so much...

alright, you asked for it.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:26 pm

because, Simon,

"you speak my language, White devil".................

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:54 pm

i'm glad you did'nt say "rainbow devil", that would be worse than the monochromatics.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:05 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i'm glad you did'nt say "rainbow devil", that would be worse than the monochromatics.

I'd never refer to you so crassly:
perhaps, "full spectrum Lucifer"................kind of has a ring to it, no?

I had always thought "monochormatics" to be a side effect of "craniorectitus".............

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:50 am

ygmir wrote:I bet it's every bit as good as a whipped cream covered clam..........

I'll have to try that with the wife later

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:58 am

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:I bet it's every bit as good as a whipped cream covered clam..........
I'll have to try that with the wife later

as long as it's not the neighbors goat..........

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:29 am

Sail Man wrote:
I'll have to try that with the wife later :wink:

I'll have to try that with your wife later :wink:wink:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:16 pm

i knew it, the tabloids dont lie...

you people are

what do you think this is? Southern utah?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:55 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
I'll have to try that with the wife later

I'll have to try that with your wife later wink:

I knew it!! That's why she's always tired when I get home from work. I always thought it was because she's a postal carrier and was tired from humping the mail.

But as it turns out, she's tired from humping AZ's male!