The person below me

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:25 pm

True, chocolate cheesecake to be exact. Meet me in the bar.

TPBM has done IT in a video booth.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:29 pm

and if by "it" you mean nose picking.. why, Yes yes I have.

TPBM has broken their pinky toe.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:38 pm

Um. Yeah. That's right. It will never happen again.

TPBM mainlines bacon.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:46 pm

sorry did you trip/roll over my IV fishy? hehehehe
tpbm.....

......is all the way.....

.................down here.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:09 am

Nope. I am further down than that. Hehehe.

TPBM picks the mushrooms out of their spaghetti sauce and leaves them on the plate.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:40 am

Heck no! I like mushrooms..., although I haven't seen them in spaghetti all that often.

Hmmm... spaghetti sounds good right now. I haven't had it in a long time.

TPBM doesn't like pineapple on their pizza.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:15 am

true. it's like putting icecream in chicken soup, IMHO.......

TPBM still thinks Liz Taylor is hot..........

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:31 am

Not since she started modeling Depends

TPBM has never changed a diaper in their life

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:42 am

False, have changed plenty of nieces' and nephew's nappies, as well as babysat unrelated little ones.

Have you ever noticed how breast-fed babies' poop has some something in that looks like tapioca? What's up with that?

TPBM wishes they had a cloaca.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:36 pm

I had to look that one up. The answer: no and no.

TPBM has a substitute body part.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:28 pm

Weird I haven't looked at this thread in awhile and the answer is
YES I bought my boobs....

the person below me dances naked in the mirror...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:40 pm

I can't even dance naked in a chair.

TPBM has a tv guilty pleasure.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:34 pm

No excuses for you, Crypto!

In my estimation, anyhow, the Numa Numa guy dances even with his face!

<I'm sure you've all seen him long ago, but here's a replay down memory lane>

No guilty tv pleasures since I really don't watch it except for an occasional movie.

TPBM has an interesting story about where they read porno once. hee hee

karine · Post by **karine** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:41 pm

False - nothing "interesting" about that here!

TPBM (sometimes) eats right out of the pan after cooking themselves a meal.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:36 pm

yes, who needs more dirty dishes?

TPBM (sometimes) lets dishes collect in the sink for several days before doing a big pile all at once

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:49 pm

true

TPBM lest their dog clean the frying pans.......

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:51 pm

Hahaha, I think that's my cue that I need to quit procrastinating, get off here, and go do the damn dishes already...

TPBM recently dressed as Santa and went on a drunken rampage

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:55 pm

Oh, well, ya beat me to that one, YG. So I guess I'm the person below both of us... true, and true.

TPBM has kissed their pet on the mouth

Now me and the dog are gonna go clean some dishes

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:26 pm

True!! Doggies have less germs in their mouths then your standard humanoid.

TPBM has caught mono from kissing

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:42 pm

False-- never had mono!

TPBM is looking forward to a day off, and wants to go somewhere interesting!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:06 pm

Yes, I had today off and what a great time I had.

TNP has a reptile for a pet.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:56 pm

do you mean pet my one eyed trouser python?...........
is that a reptile? if so, then, true......

TPBM thinks they're being called short when someone says:
below me..........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:00 pm

no, i never feel like i'm short....

TPBM wonders if ygmir's trouser python changes colors, like a chameleon.

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:13 pm

True!

TPBM plays with vacuum attachments

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:47 pm

Not yet, but since I spent several hours of my birthday dealing with banks it's probably the best I'm gonna do today.

TPBM hasn't been on hold at all today.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:56 pm

Happy Birthday fciron!
No, I was not on hold today, but oh so properly held.

TPBM secretly likes cheez in a can.

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:13 pm

Secretly? I am quite brazen with my cheez in a can love affair. Sometimes I even use two cans at once! Hey.. I have my needs, don't judge me.

TPBM has a rash in a very weird location.

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:59 pm

eww false

TPBM Has a odd thing for sheep

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:15 pm

Not that you can prove in a court of law!

TPBM is constantly thinking about sex!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:17 pm

that depends on your definition of the word "is"...........

TPBM has flashed a stranger.