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OMFG! IT'S MIKE TYSON!

Post by DVD Burner » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:13 am

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Fans shocked as over-sized Mike Tyson makes awards show appearance

By Paul Kent
December 16, 2008


http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,865 ... 80,00.html


A SEARCH party for the children of Lennox Lewis was dispatched last night after disturbing pictures of former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson surfaced on the newswires.

Tyson once famously promised, after a fight, to eat Lewis's children.

Nobody ever thought he would make good on it.


However, those fears now appear realised after Iron Mike was caught presenting at the sixth annual Video Game Awards in Culver City, California, at the weekend.

He walked on to the stage wearing a silk shirt, slacks, and a belly that simply refused to quit.

Some - bizarrely - thought he was carrying with him a plate of pancakes before realising it was simply his chin.

Or chins.

His appearance shocked many fight fans who remembered, often fondly, the hard, chiselled body of the self-professed Baddest Man On The Planet.

It was in this heyday that Tyson launched one of boxing's most astonishing careers, cleaning the ranks on a a steady diet of devastating punches and bad intentions.

His career burned as quickly as it did brightly, though - and effectively reached its end when he dined on Evander Holyfield's ear in 1997.

Never have the dangers of a diet high in gristle and sinew been more plain to see.

From head to toe, Tyson looks like the thumb of a boxing glove.

A perfect oval.

The awards ceremony was a small step in Tyson's road to recovery, which will never be fully reached.

In 2003, Tyson filed for bankruptcy despite him having earned more than $US300 million during his career.

Since retiring in 2005, he has spoken of becoming a missionary to escape his reputation in America but recently opened a fund account that required a $50 monthly direct debit.

He declined the direct debit, noting that he could not guarantee the money would be there each month.

"I'm not really liquid these days," he said.

Triumphantly, Tyson's motto is far more noble these days: Will work for food.
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Post by DVD Burner » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:40 am

Ok, now dont get me wrong. I am not making fun of fat people.

I'm a little chubby myself.


:D


Uuummmmm, ok, not that chubby but........... :shock:
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:49 am

...they do call him the heavyweight champ !

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Post by ibdave » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:55 am

What a wasted space of information. :roll:
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Post by DVD Burner » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:57 am

Meh!

No more wasted than the O.J. thread. 8)
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Post by Isotopia » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:04 pm

And you were expecting a post from DVD to not be a waste of bandwidth?

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Post by Toolmaker » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:22 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Meh!

No more wasted than the O.J. thread. 8)
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Post by DVD Burner » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:16 pm

Having fun?
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Post by ibdave » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:45 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Having fun?
Not yet, I'm saving myself for later..
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Post by mdmf007 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:52 pm

Maybe he is getting into the Barbeque business? or the sandwich making mashine business.

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Post by Isotopia » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:12 pm

or trading in pork bellies.

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Post by DVD Burner » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:50 pm

Actually Mike Tyson is the classic example of what happens when you stop using free weights over a considerable length of time. Free weights are bad for you and for your joints. Calisthenics are best.
Plus I am sure he is under a lot of stress and has been depressed.
Major contributing factors.
He's been used and abused all his life.


Feel sorry for the guy actually.
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Post by mdmf007 » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:55 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Actually Mike Tyson is the classic example of what happens when you stop using free weights over a considerable length of time. Free weights are bad for you and for your joints. Calisthenics are best.
Plus I am sure he is under a lot of stress and has been depressed.
Major contributing factors.
He's been used and abused all his life.

Feel sorry for the guy actually.
Yeah - but he's too dumb to know hes been taken advantage of.

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