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AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:15 am

HELLO!!......now for the akward intro
I have been planing my first BM experience since last year as I knew I would not be able to attend last year. I am your run of the mill average 19 year old redhead located in the Pacific NW that enjoys the simple things such as vacuum attachments, dinosaurs, playing with fire, and fluffy unicorns.

p.s. I promise to bring ample amounts of bacon and sausage!!

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:17 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya.

It was refreshing reading a first thread about somebody that couldn't attend last year but will be attending this year. Usually it goes 'I won't be going this year, but will be there in...' Never made sense to me.

JK

FrostyMan · Post by **FrostyMan** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:25 am

jkisha wrote:Hey there, welcome to eplaya.

It was refreshing reading a first thread about somebody that couldn't attend last year but will be attending this year. Usually it goes 'I won't be going this year, but will be there in...' Never made sense to me.

JK

Hey, I changed my mind didn't I?

Welcome AL. I like apple smoked bacon

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:30 am

AsukaLily wrote:HELLO!!......now for the akward intro
I have been planing my first BM experience since last year as I knew I would not be able to attend last year. I am your run of the mill average 19 year old redhead located in the Pacific NW that enjoys the simple things such as vacuum attachments, dinosaurs, playing with fire, and fluffy unicorns. p.s. I promise to bring ample amounts of bacon and sausage!!

Welcome, AsukaLily

You might want to bring a filter for that vacuum when you venture forth to the playa

And don't let JKisha near that vacuum, things are weird enough round these parts already

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:36 am

Welcome.

AsukaLily wrote:p.s. I promise to bring ample amounts of bacon and sausage!!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:59 pm

a "newb" who promises bacon.. she HAS been paying attention!! ok,, now OFF WITH THAT BLOUSE !

Bacon and Boobies should be a theme camp...

davelam13 · Post by **davelam13** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:36 pm

You mean you missed the bacon and booby camp! It's okay, we thinking of a game camp that called "eat it, fuck it, or smoke it!"

And with the bacon... don't forget pickles!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:38 pm

I suspect Bacon and Boobies Camp will a subcamp within Barbie Death Village. Now, off with that blouse! And goddamnit, bring me a BLT.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:40 pm

or,,, sausage and sodomy......

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:53 pm

Yay breakfast meats and body parts!!!!

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:58 pm

Boijoy wrote:a "newb" who promises bacon.. she HAS been paying attention!! ok,, now OFF WITH THAT BLOUSE ! Bacon and Boobies should be a theme camp...

Psh I would never be seen wearing a blouse......now electrical tape that's a different story!!

Legacys · Post by **Legacys** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:59 pm

AsukaLily wrote:
Boijoy wrote:a "newb" who promises bacon.. she HAS been paying attention!! ok,, now OFF WITH THAT BLOUSE ! Bacon and Boobies should be a theme camp...
Psh I would never be seen wearing a blouse......now electrical tape that's a different story!!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:15 pm

davelam13 · Post by **davelam13** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:17 pm

You really wont need a single thing besides electrical tape, put on a couple strips and your rockin for days!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:19 pm

taking them off will be a bitch though... but you prolly LIKE pain.. so nevermind.

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:45 pm

porfirio · Post by **porfirio** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:35 pm

[quote]I am your run of the mill average 19 year old redhead located in the Pacific NW [/quote]
As an old-time Seattle burner I must weigh in with a big welcome. You'll do great at Black Rock City: wish I'd had your cool when I was nineteen.
The Pope

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:00 pm

AsukaLily wrote:... that enjoys the simple things such as vacuum attachments, dinosaurs, playing with fire, and fluffy unicorns.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:44 am

AsukaLily wrote:HELLO!!......now for the akward intro
I have been planing my first BM experience since last year as I knew I would not be able to attend last year. I am your run of the mill average 19 year old redhead located in the Pacific NW that enjoys the simple things such as vacuum attachments, dinosaurs, playing with fire, and fluffy unicorns.

p.s. I promise to bring ample amounts of bacon and sausage!!

Bacon, sausage, vacuum attachments, electrial tape....
Sounds like you have it well under control.

Welcome to our world.

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:13 am

welcome welcome

where int the PNW ya be

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:59 am

I live in the great land of rain and freezing.......Also known as Portland OR

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:46 am

Ah, of course....Portland....only major city without flouride in the water...

it is also a place where most of the girls can beat up most of the boys.

Inter-related? maybe.

say hi to the Bar of the Gods for me, and welcome Home, at least the sun shines in BRC and if you sit down for any extended period of time, moss will NOT grow on you as it does in the Verdant NW...

i'm sorry, for some unknown reason, Portland pisses me off.

it's just too perfect, i hate that....i need a slimey underbelly, i feel lost without the grime of industrialization, and Tofu makes me madder than a Hatter.

However, the Roller Derby is by far and away one of the Hottest things i've ever seen.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:15 am

I got your NW issue Simon...its always raining!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:32 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Ah, of course....Portland....only major city without flouride in the water...

it is also a place where most of the girls can beat up most of the boys.

Inter-related? maybe.

say hi to the Bar of the Gods for me, and welcome Home, at least the sun shines in BRC and if you sit down for any extended period of time, moss will NOT grow on you as it does in the Verdant NW...

i'm sorry, for some unknown reason, Portland pisses me off.

it's just too perfect, i hate that....i need a slimey underbelly, i feel lost without the grime of industrialization, and Tofu makes me madder than a Hatter.

However, the Roller Derby is by far and away one of the Hottest things i've ever seen.

Underbelly?
Portland is where the term "shanghai" for kidnapping sailors was coined.
In spite of international protests, about 5,000 people a year were kidnapped and sold into slavery as sailors or prostitutes.
The city government protected the trade until the federal government finally intervened, at a fairly late date.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_tunnels
http://www.legendsofamerica.com/or-shanghai.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shanghai_tunnels

While you're thinking about it, donate a dollar to Wikipedia.
There are much better databases out there, and they charge a lot of money for them.
Let's keep information available to the public.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:43 am

Gyre.. always trying to bring us down with the fucking facts.. LEAVE US BE !! we just want to talk about the new red head, grung music, and fish tossing.. now go back to your dictionary!

seriously with the " egg heads " around here...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:35 am

Funny, I thought it made portland much more entertaining.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:18 am

yeah.. I guess kidnapping and slavery can be fun,, in a " slave, master, bondage, leather whips, and horse mask" kind of a way.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:55 am

Counts as an underbelly, especially with the city involved.

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:40 pm

Ahh the shanghai tunnels oh how I love them. Portland is a great place to visit but if you stay here to long you come to realize it just a giant high school on heroin.........and apparently it took me to long to write this *brushes moss off her shoulder*

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:41 pm

Boijoy wrote:yeah.. I guess kidnapping and slavery can be fun,, in a " slave, master, bondage, leather whips, and horse mask" kind of a way.

Boy, take a day off from eplaya and I miss all the fun and interesting stuff. And to think I always thought of Portland as a laid back progressive town with a penchant for environmentalism.

Apparently it's all leather and "Thank you Sir may I have another!"

http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=123&qid=1546

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