The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:37 pm

Maybe, it wasn't a momentous occasion if I did.

TPBM has Obama-themed sex-dreams.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:19 pm

Uh, no. I don't like him that well! (Well enough to have voted for him, but I don't even fall into the "he's the Second Coming" category...)

TPBM has a secret crush on Cryptofishist!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:59 am

False, but I think I have new plans for my afternoon.....

Anyone in Rockefeller Center with a view North, I direct you to look across the street, the window on the right side 7 floors down from the top.

TPBM got lucky last night (but wasn't beneath me when it occurred).

oop....started to hit send and noticed that I was looking at ygmir's last post, not BAS'

True, totally crushed on Cryptofishist. I'd like to snuggle up against that wit.

Same TPBM as above.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:00 pm

Eh. She's okay.

TPBM is saving for a trip to Thailand.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:20 pm

Thailand?! I can barely afford BRC, and at least I can Yarg! the language.

TPBM loves Pad Thai.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:09 pm

sometimes, but, I always love my Pad-ded cell.........

TPBM can lick thier eyebrows, like me........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:20 pm

False, but used to be able to pick my nose with my tongue.

Before someone bit it off (my tongue, not my nose).

YGMIR: I think I have plans for that tongue of yours.

TPBM has never given cunnilingus.

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:37 pm

False - I love tipping the velvet. It's a great way to get to know someone.

TPBM is prone to surfing the net naked.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:46 pm

well,
I've not seen any way to put clothes on the internet...........

TPBM knows the famous German/Italian yoga master: Otto Fellatio

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:38 pm

No. But are you sure he's not from the Italian part of Austria?

TPBM is building a very elaborate holiday card for someone s/he wants to impress.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:24 pm

Wrong! It was a Valentines Day card and I made it with various candy bars to spell out a message.

TPBM likes to enjoy a nice pair of Mounds.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:35 pm

only of Venus............

TPBM likes horseradish

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:02 pm

i do! i had a bunch with my sushi to-day, too!

TPBM likes both horses and radishes, but not horseradish

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:48 am

wrong. I like all three. but I don't have any horses.

TPBM has never fallen off of a horse.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:16 am

true, but, I've fallen off the wagon.......

TPBM has a "Lady Godiva" fetish.........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:35 am

True. I wouldn't mind riding naked on top of a horsie.

TPBM stops listening when co-worker opens mouth cuz it's just too painful to listen to him ramble.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:44 am

False, I hang on his every word!

TPBM....wonders if They will get Coal in their stocking? hehehheee

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:15 pm

I'm gonna hang a really big stocking. I have a coal stove.

TPBM did get coal in a stocking once.

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:02 pm

Yes, but those who gave me it never did again, I turned everything black that day.

TPBM has family coming, but refuses to clean.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:32 pm

no, i am the family who is going, so they have to clean for me! i am bringing cookies, though.

TPBM already has a bunch of mistletoe hanging above a well-trodden spot

AsukaLily · Post by **AsukaLily** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:40 pm

False, mistletoe smells funny

TPBM enjoys ketchup a little to much

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:32 pm

Yeah, so does Danny from The Shining.

TPBM appreciates a good horror movie, especially on X-Mas day.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:35 pm

Nah, horror movies bore me.

TPBM is listening to my broadcast right now because they have excellent taste in music.

OOps. It's a racy page. Dont open at work or in front of kids.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:01 pm

False, although I have good taste in music, I have not ventured into listening to radio shows on the internet. Plus I'm still at work, although I did check out the website anyway.

TPBM likes to pick the lint out from between their toes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:34 pm

False. The logistics on that suck donkey dick.

TPBM is taking advantage of the cold to build a pillow fort.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:30 pm

False, I'm building a Bar...but a pillow fort kinda sounds like more fun now that I think about it!

TPBM...Will tell us about their first kiss.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:42 pm

Nuzzling her neck I breathed in the scent of her perfume, intoxicating me, I could feel her tremble as I softly ran my lips across her cheek. Ever so slowly, I moved to her lips. I tasted her......strawberry gloss. I caressed the small of her back gently, as she parted her lips. I slid my tongue in, and.......

TPBM will finish the story

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:55 pm

False. I'm too sick to be writing porn.

TPBM has had the "kissing disease."

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:40 pm

False, but I have pink-eye.

TPBM wants to hear the rest of SM's story.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:19 pm

raising hand, jumping up and down........yes, I do......

TPBM wishes they were the subject of said story.......