The Bar

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:50 am

pm - that looks great! Wow a great pic of the Kernul.

xoxoxo

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:54 am

**burn** wrote:what? what's that I hear? no! This will be in my head all day.

The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*

*"welcome to "the body"....we are one, we are all, all in Landru.
serve the Bar, the Bar is all, the Bar is grand.
(choir breaks into OMWs, a Capella)
now, to insert the device of obedience........*

see, it's nice here.........

wait 'till you hear the OMWs in reggae.........

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:17 am

Expect rebellion.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:33 am

**burn** wrote:Expect rebellion.

to be dealt with by the "army of leather" and their assorted diabolical devices of.submission.....

cuffs, hobbles, cat-O-ninetails, feathers, saddles, submission crosses,
probes, K-Y, Boraxo.

need I enumerate further?.....................

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:02 am

Bring it on!
I happen to know where you will be this weekend.
Delivering a bar top, are we?
Heh heh heh

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:16 am

aaahh.........surreptitious information.............hhhmmm a spy amongst the ranks..........
("the body agents raise one eyebrow)
*OMWs in sinister hiss*

well, true that may be,
I might, then, suggest you prepare to meet torquemada..........

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:27 am

Ha! I camp within Terminal City.
The interrogators there make torquemada look like a cute bunny wabbit.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:31 am

yeah, like the "cute bunny wabbit" in Monty Pythons' "in search of the Holy Grail"........you saw what he did..............
*shudder*.............

hahahahaaha

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:05 pm

Winter Solstice Smackdown

The CARD

**burn** Feisty, Terminal City Veteran, unbeliever of the body, OMW.

ygmir Nordic Pagan, Fearless voyeur, of the BODY,
Personal friend of St. O

Smackdown in the style of the infamous ASTRO PUPS.

Popcorn, Peanuts, Snugglers, OMW's

Get them while their HOT....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:07 pm

*OMWs playing, chanted as a battle dirge*

*donning helmet (like marty martian in Bugs Bunny, tarzan suit (commando), and knee high rubber boots......*

I'm ready to rrrruuuuummmmbbbbbbllllleeeee.......

yyeeehhhaaaawwww.......

(the Colosseum fills with all "of the body" and non-believers alike)

(repeated in staccato rhythm, base profundo tone, stomping feet)

*All are welcome,
to the games,

we don't spit,
we don't call names.

"Of the body" we all are
For the world, we give "the Bar".......

OMW, OMW, OMW......*

ad nauseum.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:14 pm

'scuse me...snack boy....UP here!
I'll take a Popcorn , xtra butter Please....A bag a peanuts....and a nice cold PBR....

Ok, lemme find a seat now....
ahh, there......
batteries working in camera check~
Snackies all arranged check~
Ice cold PBR, dripping ice cold wetness all over my lap Check~
Ok....Rumble on!~

WEEE~!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:34 pm

me too, please! a bit of champagne, perhaps ... how often do we get to see a nordic pagan in a tarzan suit?

*anxiously awaiting the appearance of **burn** and inquisition*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:37 pm

Yes, mam.........(says snack boy)

will there be anything else?

and, for you, miss..........

how metaphorical can one snack boy be?..........

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:43 pm

Since you took care of the PBR, popcorn, and peanuts, I'll take care of the wetness on her lap.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:56 pm

oooohh ... my kinda snackboy ...

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:50 pm

goathead wrote:Winter Solstice Smackdown

The CARD

**burn** Feisty, Terminal City Veteran, unbeliever of the body, OMW.

vs

ygmir Nordic Pagan, Fearless voyeur, of the BODY,
Personal friend of St. O

you choose!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:54 pm

hmmm... fire versus weenie

I think I've seen the outcome of this before while sitting around a campfire.

But then again a weenie can taste kinda good when the edges are kinda burnt and crispy.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:31 pm

or........

vs

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:34 pm

so make peace with your Dog.............

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:42 pm

So... much... snow... need... warm... drink...

also... warm... pants...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:22 pm

here's a hot buttered rum for you, lambic!

*absent mindedly throws snuggly blanket around lambic's legs while secretly wondering why ygmir's vicious children-eating weenie has no ... er ... you know ...*

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:26 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:37 pm

*fishy raises her Pago Pago Octopus to the Kernel, Pinemom and TITWI in gratitude.*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:27 pm

Your most certainly welcome, CryptoFishy!
I also have the awesome picture Karine painted to hang in there. It will be smashing.
So yes, folks, we're absent due to trying to get the Makana Cove....ready for the holidayz...Lots of work I tell ya.

But having a great time...hey Risky...I cant see that picture!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:13 pm

littleflower wrote:here's a hot buttered rum for you, lambic!

wondering why ygmir's vicious children-eating weenie has no ... er ... you know ...*

well, maybe the water's just cold...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:39 am

*runs in, freezing cold, noting OMWs emanating from the wood stove*

*note to self: don't travel the great basin in winter in just a tarzan outfit*

gets coffee going, sets fire up in fireplace, ready to light........starts rubbing sticks together*

wow, no one here last night to stoke the fire? rats, it's cold in here.
well......

*starts doing calisthenics to stay warm while fire catches*..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:03 am

Grabs a stick of fire....
This should warm ya'll up!

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:11 am

Hi PM/.
that sets a nice warm tone for the day........thanks.

Coffee?

wrapping the bar today............

(OMWs now infusing the building, very low)

how about THe Stones on the Juke today?
*plugs said Juke in and puts on "40 licks"*.......

oh yeah, "coffee helper"..........

(what's the world coming to when you google "brandy" and get more hits about a singer than booze?)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:03 am

I know...and she's spelled Brandi....even!

Oh Oh ...if you ever get a chance...in Mexico they have this Brandy called Metexa( yes they have a version of it in U.S. too) but the one in Mexico is a 7 star (U.S. 5 star)

I swear that stuff mixes with ANYTHING...and its great neat too!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:07 am

pinemom wrote:I know...and she's spelled Brandi....even!

Oh Oh ...if you ever get a chance...in Mexico they have this Brandy called Metexa( yes they have a version of it in U.S. too) but the one in Mexico is a 7 star (U.S. 5 star)

I swear that stuff mixes with ANYTHING...and its great neat too!

had it, loved it.........also, a great liqueur: Agavero..........tequila flavored candy like stuff.......dang, that's good.