New For 2009: Barbie Death Village!

Dr. Pyro · Postby **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:52 am

From 2004 through 2008 we were a part of the most excellent village of Wheeeee!Ville. However, through time our village has changed focus (probably for the better) and the Barbiebarians were set adrift, along with the rest of our villagemates. So we have banded together and are forming Barbie Death Village! We have four camps so far: Barbie's Death Camp, Barbie's Wine Bistro, Eden, and Black Rock City Body & Paint. We will be accepting several more camps to fill out the village. One of the posters to this thread has shown some interest as have some Canadians who sort of just crashed in Wheeeee!Ville this year. But look for us on the playa in '09 because Barbie Death Village might just be looking for you!

joel the ornery · Postby **joel the ornery** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:07 am

All Hail Barbie Death Village!

All Hail Doc Pyro!

blyslv · Postby **blyslv** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:06 pm

I can only hope the spankings from anatomically improbable vixens picks up in intensity.

cullen · Postby **cullen** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:07 pm

blyslv wrote:I can only hope the spankings from anatomically improbable vixens picks up in intensity.

what if i want to give spanking to said vixens?

cullen · Postby **cullen** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:11 pm

pyro every time i see your avatar you remind me of a platoon sgt from iraq.

wannaberavin · Postby **wannaberavin** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:18 pm

YAY!! Our own village.... Can we take more clothes off... And will we still have the same location, maybe we can get an Esplanade address. LOL!! Cant wait to see what it will become.

Toolmaker · Postby **Toolmaker** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:41 pm

Congrats Pyro.. glad to see you're movin up in the world.

Does this mean you will have a 12 foot tall Barbie effigy to burn at weeks end?

gyre · Postby **gyre** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:46 pm

I like the idea of a barbie-ized Man at the village.

From a song on the Graham Norton show~
(in a country western style)

"I like to round up barbie dolls
But my efforts end in failure
Who cares anyway
They've got no genitalia"

pinemom · Postby **pinemom** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:04 am

MnG...? same bat channel, same bat time?
thursday 6pm?

Dr. Pyro · Postby **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:06 am

Tiffany, or should I say Hottie, I hope they give us the same general area as last year, but who knows. We won't have an Esplanade addy, but feel free to increase the amount of nudity in and around our village. By the way, you moving to NorCal from Florida? That's what the rumor has.

Sail Man · Postby **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:01 am

pinemom wrote:MnG...? same bat channel, same bat time?
thursday 6pm?

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock........ :lol:

Toolmaker · Postby **Toolmaker** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:26 pm

Will there be BBQ?

Dr. Pyro · Postby **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:34 pm

Yes Pinemom, same old same old. The annual Meet & Greet (or is it Grope?) will be held at BDC on Thursday at 6 p.m. Thinking back, 2009 will be the seventh consecutive year we've hosted it. Why change now?

unjonharley · Postby **unjonharley** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:08 pm

i hear there will AA meetings in the good doctors A/C'ed motorhome

akmojo · Postby **akmojo** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:26 pm

[quote="unjonharley"]i hear there will AA meetings in the good doctors A/C'ed motorhome[/quote]

I believe "AA" stands for "available anatomy"
talk about meet and greet !!! LOL

Captain Goddammit · Postby **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:47 pm

I should seriously think about relocating to BarbieTown.

akmojo · Postby **akmojo** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:52 pm

after Hotties post a lot of guys will be !!!!!
LOL
Mr Mojo risin...... ;-)

Sail Man · Postby **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:16 pm

Hmmm, note to self: Ditch the wife and kid, I'm movin in with Barbie, woo hoo! :lol:

Captain Goddammit · Postby **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:34 pm

I hope you aren't suffering from Irritable Spouse Syndrome.

akmojo · Postby **akmojo** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:16 am

anyone have any last minute requests they'd like me to tell Santa..??

from my dusty igloo to yours..
wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year !!

has anyone thought of a new name for "tieland" for 2009..??

Sail Man · Postby **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:57 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:I hope you aren't suffering from Irritable Spouse Syndrome.

I'm not sure which one of us suffers from it worse :lol:

Sail Man · Postby **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:00 am

akmojo wrote:anyone have any last minute requests they'd like me to tell Santa..??

Yes, one kilo of Alaskan Thunderfuck

from my dusty igloo to yours..
wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year !!

has anyone thought of a new name for "tieland" for 2009..??

Thai Stick Land? :lol:

Dr. Pyro · Postby **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:27 pm

JR, we may be looking at something along the lines of "Barbie's Mobile Whorehouse and Massage Parlor". Since it's going to be a giant Barbie house of one stripe or another, that would be fine.

SHAMELESS BEGGING AND SELF-PROMOTION: We are in the process of collecting old Barbies (preferably the tall My Size Barbie, but anything will do) and Barbie sleeping bags and comforters. We are stripping the ties off of Tie Land and replacing them with Barbie paraphenalia that will ultimately transform the truck into a mobile Barbie house which will look nothing like a truck. (Take that DMV and shove it up your BMOrg-blowing ass.) And if you wish to contribute and be a part of Barbie Death Village, that could probably be arranged.

Send any and all Barbie shit* to:

Dr. Pyro
PO Box 173
Penryn, CA 95663

* We do NOT need any more Barbie air planes, cars, or stuff like that. It turns to moop before the week is out.

Fire Wire · Postby **Fire Wire** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:47 pm

Finally, Dr. Pyro!!!

USB ARBIE

akmojo · Postby **akmojo** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:09 pm

WOW.. check out the gigabits on that USB ARBIE !!!
talk about a hard drive...
Doc.. it sounds like tieland will "evolve" into a mobile Barbie bordello !!

unjonharley · Postby **unjonharley** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:14 pm

akmojo wrote:WOW.. check out the gigabits on that USB ARBIE !!!
talk about a hard drive...
Doc.. it sounds like tieland will "evolve" into a mobile Barbie bordello !!

doc could run The bordelo by hand until he can afford some help

ygmir · Postby **ygmir** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:17 pm

unjonharley wrote:
akmojo wrote:WOW.. check out the gigabits on that USB ARBIE !!!
talk about a hard drive...
Doc.. it sounds like tieland will "evolve" into a mobile Barbie bordello !!

doc could run The bordelo by hand until he can afford some help

he could even have rodeo events, like the '
"reach-a-round-up"..........

wannaberavin · Postby **wannaberavin** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:44 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Tiffany, or should I say Hottie, I hope they give us the same general area as last year, but who knows. We won't have an Esplanade addy, but feel free to increase the amount of nudity in and around our village. By the way, you moving to NorCal from Florida? That's what the rumor has.

I hope so too... We had a GREAT location, with EVERYTHING perfect distance. And yes, next year I wont be the timid virgin, so more nudity is quite possible. I am moving to NorCal and was hoping to be there by Feb, but it looks now it may be a while, maybe even around Burn time, but yes, thats the plan. And I will be bringing my best friend, sometimes we get naked together... Here's a tease with clothes... This was at our Regional Burn and she loved it!!!

wannaberavin · Postby **wannaberavin** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:47 pm

akmojo wrote:after Hotties post a lot of guys will be !!!!!
LOL
Mr Mojo risin......

He is AWESOME isnt he!!! XoXoXoXo

joel the ornery · Postby **joel the ornery** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:53 am

SPROING!!!

New For 2009: Barbie Death Village!

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