The person below me

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:11 pm

TRUE! These cold mountain nights are only livable with someone else to keep your eyes from freezing!

Awww... Now I miss love.

TPBM is in love, and realizes to joy of hugging in the cold.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:15 pm

False. All I have been hugging in the cold is me!

I went to bed last night wearing a stocking cap and socks. Tonight I might add a full sweat suit! My apartment's heating system is not able to keep up with temperatures in the low single digits F.

TPBM lives somewhere where the temperature never gets below the freezing point of water.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:44 pm

true ... well ... it might get there in los angeles, but it rarely goes below 40 .... BUT we aren't prepared for the cold! none of my windows is very tight ... and i hate wearing socks ... so it evens out (sort of!)

TPBM loves the snow, and wouldn't want to live in a warm winter place

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:04 pm

False - I would like to live somewhere warm. I don't hate the snow. But surely the gods must have fucked up, anything that is this much fun to play in should be warm.

TPBM likes water skiing better that snow skiing.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:49 am

False- Loved it steep and deep. Have the scars to prove it.
Snow is fun to play in fucked to work in.

TPBM- Is bummed if the play toys don't have a motor.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:12 am

true, sometimes, but, I also like them with engines.......(casting that knowing look at another wrench head)

TPBM loves horseradish icecream

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:30 am

Never heard of horseradish ice cream. Must be a new flavor.

black Liquorice ice cream is excellent however.

TPBM likes cake better than ice cream.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:04 am

Negatory Ghostrider, they are equally luscious

TPBM loves Grasshopper Pie.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:46 pm

Naw. Too many spindly legs.

TPBM has invented a cocktail.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:13 pm

True! I was 14 or 15 and my parents were gone for the day. Me and my younger brother mixed a shot or 2 from EVERY bottle in my parents liquor cabinet together, lit it on fire for a couple seconds. And then gave the initiation drink to our 8 yr old brother for our new "club". Oddly enough he started to walk funny.

TPBM has never pulled a fast one on a younger sibling.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:57 pm

True. I'm the youngest.

For years, I was convinced that one day an alien spaceship landed in our yard and then left, leaving behind a baby in a basket on the doorstep (me). I cried to parents once about how it wasn't my fault that I was getting bad grades in handwriting - what could be expected of an alien? Finally learned that one wasn't true. That was soon replaced with the secret news (that I shouldn't share with parents cuz they were embarassed) that I was a midget. I studied up on it for years and when I passed the 4'6" mark went jumping around the house bragging that I was going to be the tallest midget ever.

TPBM feels guilt for the torment they gave to their younger sibling.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:37 pm

False. I'm the oldest. But by the time I was old enough to appreciate the power and ability to torment my younger siblings I was spending as much time away from home as possible. So no worries there.

maybe I tormented them with my absence? ,,, Naaahhhh!

TPBM was a twin and they tomented everybody.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:41 pm

Nope, no twin, and no tormenting everyone (only those that deserve it!)

Although my brother is a couple inches shorter than me, we did look a lot a like. Then my brother got tired of shaving and grew a beard. (I did not-- a big reason was because the hair came in patchy and it looked weird. Now it would come in better, but with patches of white, so would still look weird.) My brother is also hairier than me.

TPBM has an obsession with hairy men-- the hairier the better, and would love to meet Bigfoot!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:55 pm

False. I'm the hairy one

TPBM has a reality series habit.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:51 am

WAY FALSE! I Dislike those tremendously!
The only one I ever watch and thats so rare is extreme home makeover. But I always feel bad for the receivers of said gift because of the tax bill their gonna get! Gifts with strings!

TPBM...is going to Burn something today!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:54 am

Yeah, I am going to burn some gasoline when I go into work, at work, and on the way home again! Get rid of those irreplaceable resources!

Which reminds me, yesterday I learned that the Suburban's plow works much better at moving snow that doesn't have a concrete curb hidden beneath it!

TPBM is going to procrastinate writing "Thank You" notes for their Christmas gifts today!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:35 am

True! Because I didn't get anything

Actually I'm waiting for after Christmas sales to buy me a DVD Burner. Not that one you silly's, he looks like he'd eat me to the poor house, one for my movies

TPBM had never burned anything

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:48 am

Are you kidding? On this board? I love to burn stuff.

I do have to admit that on several occasions, through no fault of my own, I was unsuccessful at burning the house down. I need a new chemistry set.

TPBM only cooks with a microwave.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:55 am

yes, because, drying my pets didn't work out so well.......

TPBM eats oysters, not snails, Spartacus..........

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:40 pm

True! Those damn snails keep dissolving whenever I sprinkle salt on them. and besides, a nice bluepoint oyster dipped in cocktail sauce, mmmm

TPBM prefers digging up their gooey ducks though.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:28 pm

Sail Man wrote:True! Those damn snails keep dissolving whenever I sprinkle salt on them. and besides, a nice bluepoint oyster dipped in cocktail sauce, mmmm

TPBM prefers digging up their gooey ducks though.

I'm guessing you're not familiar with the line, from Spartacus, that was censored and just put back in the film......? grinning........

True, I do like to dig geoduck, but, not while naked, I get a complex..........
who wouldn't?......hahaaha

TPBM wanted to be captain/major Anthony "tony" Nelson.......

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:49 pm

I had to look up who that was, so I'm supposing not... although, I wouldn't mind finding a genie in a bottle about now

TPBM re-gifts their holiday presents

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:40 pm

Better to send something to someplace where it will be happier. Although, sometimes the regifting is to the thrift store.
TPBM is planning a big secret for the plyaa this year.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:29 pm

Ah, no, not unless it is so secret even *I* don't know about it! (Heck, at this point I am planing on not being there, due to work, but that is no secret!)

TPBM just had their car washed, and it is now being rained upon!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:58 pm

it was parked outside over christmas, and got a good rain wash, and no mud on the drive home ...

TPBM is already starting to party for new years

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:14 pm

No, I"ve done my partying for the rest of the decade, in fact.

TPBM has a secret crush on someone on this board.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:55 pm

true!

TPBM has never, ever kept a new year's resolution

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:12 pm

True! But I just lost weight due to smoking anyway, so the universe is balanced again.

TPBM sleeps with a cat on their chest.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:43 pm

False, no pussies on my chest. But I do sleep with BOOBIES on my chest.

TPBM is working too many hours lately.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:24 pm

Hardly! I work outdoors, so the recent freeze set me back a bit...

TPBM is enjoying a tasty beverage right now