Fuck!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:29 pm

Fuck Fuck Fuck, My Dads dog that we adopted after he past 4 years ago, might not make it through the night. Is it the weather, cuz of the past few Fuck Pets post.. She's a Hungarian Vizsla and 14 years old. If not tonight it will be soon..... Thanks for all you fuckers that love pets.....

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:40 pm

that fucking sucks dave.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:52 am

Fuck, IBD, I hope that the dog's condition doesn't bring you down too much.

On a separate note, the reason why I came to this forum: I FUCKING hate firing people. I hate being fired even more, so I definitely feel for the folks I had to fire, but FUCK this econmy fucking sucks!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:26 am

ibdave wrote:Fuck Fuck Fuck, My Dads dog that we adopted after he past 4 years ago, might not make it through the night. Is it the weather, cuz of the past few Fuck Pets post.. She's a Hungarian Vizsla and 14 years old. If not tonight it will be soon..... Thanks for all you fuckers that love pets.....

Fucking wOw, what a difference a day makes. She doing fucking much better. Thanks all.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:30 am

Sail Man wrote:
jkisha wrote:Hey, you never met coffee--fuckin stir this...

JK
Fuck yes!
Fuck yes!
Fuck yes!!!!

I'd even add fucking cream to that coffee

Ok, I cant fucking take it anymore.

She is now my wallpaper.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:19 am

I am Fucking Golden Tonight!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:10 am

ibdave wrote:
ibdave wrote:Fuck Fuck Fuck, My Dads dog that we adopted after he past 4 years ago, might not make it through the night. Is it the weather, cuz of the past few Fuck Pets post.. She's a Hungarian Vizsla and 14 years old. If not tonight it will be soon..... Thanks for all you fuckers that love pets.....

Fucking wOw, what a difference a day makes. She doing fucking much better. Thanks all.

Glad to hear she's doing better. We had a Vizsla when I was growing up. They are special fucking dogs.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:30 pm

fciron wrote:
ibdave wrote:
ibdave wrote:Fuck Fuck Fuck, My Dads dog that we adopted after he past 4 years ago, might not make it through the night. Is it the weather, cuz of the past few Fuck Pets post.. She's a Hungarian Vizsla and 14 years old. If not tonight it will be soon..... Thanks for all you fuckers that love pets.....

Fucking wOw, what a difference a day makes. She doing fucking much better. Thanks all.
Glad to hear she's doing better. We had a Vizsla when I was growing up. They are special fucking dogs.

Why are they fucking special dogs? Do they fucking read the fucking Kama Sutra?

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:18 am

I was using 'fucking' as an intesifier, for fucking emphasis. Besides, as you know, at Bman we fuck sheep.

As opposed to emphatic fucking.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:43 pm

I fucking have pink eye.

I did not say "I have fucking pink eye" cuz I didn't get it from fucking, but I have it and it fucks. I mean sucks.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:31 pm

I am so fucking glad I am in San Fran, I'm about to fucking shit myself.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:38 pm

fucking wear a diaper

*edited to put the emphatic in the appropriate place, modifying the predicate and not the fucking object, I mean and fucking not the object*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:52 pm

Artemis wrote:I fucking have pink eye.

I did not say "I have fucking pink eye" cuz I didn't get it from fucking, but I have it and it fucks. I mean sucks.

I"ve had fuckin good luck curing pink fucking eye with weak fuckin boric acid solution......drops several times per day
I work in dusty conditions, at times, fuckingly.........and, my eyes get fuckin irritated.
it works fucking good for me,

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:26 pm

ygmir wrote:
Artemis wrote:I fucking have pink eye.

I did not say "I have fucking pink eye" cuz I didn't get it from fucking, but I have it and it fucks. I mean sucks.
I"ve had fuckin good luck curing pink fucking eye with weak fuckin boric acid solution......drops several times per day
I work in dusty conditions, at times, fuckingly.........and, my eyes get fuckin irritated.
it works fucking good for me,

he asks me to fucking put acid in my eyes? Um....

Fucking thanks for tip, but this is definitely a bacterial thing, not environmental. I got antibiotic drops already...fuck.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:34 pm

it's anti, fucking, bacterial........and, you must dilute it.........
but, of course it's fucking up to you........
good luck, fucking....or, do you need luck at that point?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:16 am

dude. You don't want to hear the fucking story about the last time I put acid in my eye, but that was not the anti-bacterial type.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:27 am

YIKES!!
is that your eye?
egad. that's gotta hurt........

last time you put acid in your eye? fuck. how many times have you fucking done it......?

I do like fucking stories, though. pics are nice, too.......

I've really had good luck with the boric acid wash, though.
it's diluted, of course, and, you have to do it every hour or so.
I've gotten red eye a lot, with my work and wearing contacts.......
I just like the old fashioned remedies, if available.
germs don't get immune to acid, like they do antibiotics.........

just some thoughts.
witchhazel is also a good compress, not dripped in the eye, but, a moist rag over the closed eye

good luck
fuck
a duck
in a truck
that'd suck
....................someone stop me..........

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:26 am

fciron wrote: I was using 'fucking' as an intesifier, for fucking emphasis. Besides, as you know, at Bman we fuck sheep.

As opposed to emphatic fucking.

Would you like a little fucking privacy FC?

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:54 pm

Thanks, SailMan, but I'll just leave you and your new fucking friend alone.

I fucking survived the all nighter and got the job delivered on time. Fuckin-a yeah!

LisaLuckyOne · Post by **LisaLuckyOne** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:25 pm

Today has been one fucked day.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:48 pm

The fucking snow has messed up my plans for the day. I'm just going to stay home and avoid driving-- unless I go stir crazy enough...

At least my car finally has an exhaust in it-- and Farm & Fleet undercharged me by a few fucking hundred dollars! YEAH!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:14 pm

BAS wrote: At least my car finally has an exhaust in it-- and Farm & Fleet undercharged me by a few fucking hundred dollars! YEAH!

Fucking-A yeah!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:29 am

Merry Fucking Christmas!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:15 am

FUCKING SAME TO YOU!!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:50 pm

Fuck, Spending the xmas time at Dodge Ridge with the family.... 3-4 feet of Fucking snow on the burner RV. Thats on top of the 2 feet I already fucking cleaned off the roof......... But its a Fucking better place to be than the valley.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:00 pm

Fucking freezing rain caused alot of fucking minor car accidents making me fucking work, and then when it was over, FUCK! my cereal had gotten soggy.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:05 pm

Sail Man wrote:Fucking freezing rain caused alot of fucking minor car accidents making me fucking work, and then when it was over, FUCK! my cereal had gotten soggy.

I hate it when that happens.

Maybe this could help:

http://www.uniquedaily.com/anti-soggy-cereal-bowl/

JK

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:36 pm

jkisha wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Fucking freezing rain caused alot of fucking minor car accidents making me fucking work, and then when it was over, FUCK! my cereal had gotten soggy.
I hate it when that happens.

Maybe this could help:

http://www.uniquedaily.com/anti-soggy-cereal-bowl/

JK

OMG thats fucking awesome JK, yes I could most def. use that

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:38 pm

Oh my fucking God! (You didn't really think Mary was a virgin, did you?!?

) Did you see the Baby Head Bowl off that link above?!! Here is the link to it, for the lazy:

http://www.uniquedaily.com/upside-down-baby-head-bowl/

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:44 pm

Fuck, Larry got smacked in the scion, at a full stop and a car which was cut off by a pickup spun into him. He's alright, sleeping now, just bruised and rattled, but the Boo has a fucking crumpled front quarter panel. Poor Boo! Poor Larry, that's the same stretch of US89 he got smacked on on christmas back when he was driving for Armadillo. A drunk turned into his SUV then, far more crunchy and hurty. Still, Larry vows the beer will be delivered to Spokane on time come Monday morning.