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iamarlasingersmile
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hey i too am a virgin burner

Post by iamarlasingersmile » Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:49 am

Cant wait to go this year I have been planning since last year as well-it's good to know im not alone in this respect-getting to Black Rock is going to be a feat for me and i cant wait! hope to see you there and everyone else
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Sail Man
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Post by Sail Man » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:09 am

Greetings one whose name is too long and unpronounceable. At least sober. :) Welcome to eplaya. Coming up from Texas is not insurmountable. I come from Michigan myself, along with others. Hell, they even come from as far as New York. We've been trying to stop them, but yet they still come, for they are a formidable bunch :lol: We think they are descended from Encyclopedia salesmen, they have that much tenacity.

Read the survival guide, print it out so you can read it on the toity :D
Many great websites to garner information.
Hook up with fellow Texas burners.

Now get your fanny in gear! :P
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Elderberry
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:40 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

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klondike_bar
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Post by klondike_bar » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:16 pm

If i can make it from the far corner of the continent (ontario, canada), you can make it from texas.

at least the border crossing will prepare me for the greeters... :twisted:

"your gonna put your hand WHERE?!"

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gyre
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Post by gyre » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:29 pm

klondike_bar wrote:If i can make it from the far corner of the continent (ontario, canada), you can make it from texas.

at least the border crossing will prepare me for the greeters... :twisted:

"your gonna put your hand WHERE?!"
A canadian border crossing, huh?
Exactly like the Khyber crossing, I'm sure.

Just because you turn your headlights on during the day and drive on the wrong side of the road, you can't convince me it's a different country!

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porfirio
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Post by porfirio » Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:31 pm

A canadian border crossing, huh?
Exactly like the Khyber crossing, I'm sure.
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Ahh well .....just wait 'till you encounter some of those hot-shit dudes on the American side.
Have travelled through Blaine (WA) more than a few times. Let's hope a real tough-guy attitude is keeping America safe.
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gyre
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Post by gyre » Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:50 pm

It's all about the illusion of safety.

And we have to put our unskilled, unfit workers somewhere.
Someone has to keep people from running willy nilly back and forth across an imaginary line.

We have lots of illegal icebacks coming here now to shop.

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Sail Man
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Post by Sail Man » Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:56 pm

klondike_bar wrote:If i can make it from the far corner of the continent (ontario, canada), you can make it from texas.

at least the border crossing will prepare me for the greeters... :twisted:

"your gonna put your hand WHERE?!"
Are you kidding me K'Bar :shock: You make it because you hide in our glove box hoping were too buzzed from Sleemans Cream Ale to notice :lol:

Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty :roll:
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klondike_bar
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Post by klondike_bar » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:08 pm

Sail Man wrote:
klondike_bar wrote:If i can make it from the far corner of the continent (ontario, canada), you can make it from texas.

at least the border crossing will prepare me for the greeters... :twisted:

"your gonna put your hand WHERE?!"
Are you kidding me K'Bar :shock: You make it because you hide in our glove box hoping were too buzzed from Sleemans Cream Ale to notice :lol:
its my car tho...hard to hide while driving :p

going in is gonna be awkward explaining the pile of food and shelter materials strapped to the car...

leaving is gonna be even more awkward with the car/driver/passengers coated in dust

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Sail Man
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:09 pm

klondike_bar wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
klondike_bar wrote:If i can make it from the far corner of the continent (ontario, canada), you can make it from texas.

at least the border crossing will prepare me for the greeters... :twisted:

"your gonna put your hand WHERE?!"
Are you kidding me K'Bar :shock: You make it because you hide in our glove box hoping were too buzzed from Sleemans Cream Ale to notice :lol:
its my car tho...hard to hide while driving :p

going in is gonna be awkward explaining the pile of food and shelter materials strapped to the car...

leaving is gonna be even more awkward with the car/driver/passengers coated in dust
Ahhh, but what a fine canvas it will make :D

And if your driving, does this mean that your bringing the Sleemans? Cuz if you are can you also bring some Lake superior lager and some labatts 50 as well :D

mmmm, getting thirsty, vewy vewy thirsty 8)
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Artemis
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Post by Artemis » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:54 pm

Sail Man wrote:Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty :roll:
Sail Man - I don't believe that you've picked up the cocktail I left for you in the bar. It might be getting cold...

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ygmir
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:20 pm

Artemis wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty :roll:
Sail Man - I don't believe that you've picked up the cocktail I left for you in the bar. It might be getting cold...
don't make me start laughing again..........
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Sail Man
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Post by Sail Man » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:51 am

Artemis wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty :roll:
Sail Man - I don't believe that you've picked up the cocktail I left for you in the bar. It might be getting cold...
:shock: :lol:
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Post by goathead » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:59 pm

Artemis wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty :roll:
Sail Man - I don't believe that you've picked up the cocktail I left for you in the bar. It might be getting cold...
It shouldn't drop below body temp should it?
:shock:
Is he holding it in?
:shock:

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Artemis
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Post by Artemis » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:29 am

goathead wrote:Is he holding it in?
:shock:
He's been posting a lot of different faces since it was posted, so I'm guessing it's working its way through his system.

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Sail Man
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:45 am

Artemis wrote:
goathead wrote:Is he holding it in?
:shock:
He's been posting a lot of different faces since it was posted, so I'm guessing it's working its way through his system.
You guys are fucking killing me :lol: I'd have to say at this point I think I have absolutely no idea what your talking about but whatever it is sure seems rather humorous :D

Umm, hold on a minute, I feel a little pressure...... :shock: :oops:

Wow, that's gonna leave a mark, thank dog I had a window rolled down :wink:
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Artemis
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Post by Artemis » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:38 am

I'd have to say at this point I think I have absolutely no idea what your talking about but whatever it is sure seems rather humorous.
You haven't taken me up on the invite to visit the bar thread, then have you?

Artemis wrote:Apparently Sail Man's ass is thirsty.
Sail Man wrote:Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty :roll:
Would it like some cofee?

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Simon of the Playa
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:54 am

did someone say Cream Ale?

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Sail Man
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Post by Sail Man » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:34 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:did someone say Cream Ale?

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