Follow the Flow!

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:42 pm

So it's been a tiring holiday season for all the family I know. It drags on for so long, even the things you were stressed out about before slid away down a jungle gym of excitement for the gifted rapped ecstacy.

So today, after the pain of waiting, and unsured housing and income, it all came clear.

Actually... no, it started a few days ago, it climaxed today (so did you, right?).

I got a job at a pet store (FUCK YEAH!) Ill be the only male working there, I think I can handle that... maybe?

To make it a real season of joy, I also found myself a new place to live, with a bachelor lawyer who kicks friggin' ass!

So that was nice, bring on the booze!

Have a fun rest of 2008 loves!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:48 pm

Congrats Lambic.

And no, I haven't climaxed today

YET

Can I borrow one of those gerbils?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:50 pm

and oh yeah, a round of drinks is waiting for you in the bar

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:44 am

congrats on the slacker gig and sugar daddy.

hotel night shift and security guard gigs are good for slackin as well if the pets dont like u.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:07 am

Artemis wrote:Can I borrow one of those gerbils?

Oh No!! Not Mr. Whiskers!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:03 pm

Lambic wrote:Ill be the only male working there, I think I can handle that... maybe?

Trust me, that will make up for a lot of negative factors. A lot of cute girls working at the pet shop.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:49 pm

Why does this thread sound like it's going to be about plumbing?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:43 pm

Is this Pet Store somehow related to that "other" magazine?

Better keep you hands off the merchandise!

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:43 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Why does this thread sound like it's going to be about plumbing?

It's absolutely inevitable every time men mention women. Don't fight it. You'll never win.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:24 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Why does this thread sound like it's going to be about plumbing?

With poor Mr Whiskers involved, it sounds like it will be involving stopped up plumbing

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Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:45 pm

Congrats Lambic. Other then being the only male there, it might not be the best job, but at least you have one.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:12 pm

Lemmiwink's Song

A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward's Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead

A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

Lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man's ass

The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might

Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.

The sparrow prince lies
somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks
Or you will soon be dead

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate

I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

Take the magic helmet torch
to help you light the way
there's still a lot of ground to pass
inside the man so gay

ahead of you lies adventure
and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom
is the treasure you will win

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach
in the depths of the lung and heart

You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish.
(The catatafish of the stomach's cove)
If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass.
(Catatafish's riddle will soon be told)

Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, the tale is nearly through.

Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.
But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king.
All hail the gerbil king!

Now that you're the gerbil king there's more adventure to be told, fly away to far away lands and to the setting sun, there's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight, for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king to be told another night.

Lemmiwinks
Gerbil king

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