A large wall with holes for what looks like a free BJ. Signs say 'good head here' and 'major hum job' and 'full release'. Someone will even give you a condom.
On the other side girls spray any dick that comes through with fake blood.
Gorey Hole Camp
a group of lesbian separatists LOL niceBadger wrote:Might be even more interesing if you had a group of lesbian separatists sitting on the other side of the wall.On the other side girls spray any dick that comes through with fake blood.
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Tie a yellow ribbon
...and as a final gesture they would affix a nice pink bow on your 'johnson'.
That is great!!!
Hell, just holes with no one on the other side and volunteers to pretend they are getting great head.
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VerbenaMaya
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how about a special wall with holes on both sides and something like those trick chinese finger cuff things (you can coat them inside with some red coloring agent), then you could get the reaction of the person(s) being stuck, then after a bit realizing there is another guy on the other side whom you are stuck with, and finally cooperation with some stranger to release yourself from said torture device. For the severe masochists you could coat the inside with Icy Hot or something similar. Then again, some people might really like it, and the whole thing would get really messy fast.
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But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
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But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
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Not that I'd walk up and offer my johnson to the unknown beyond some wall... but I wouldn't suggest anything that tricks someone into IcyHot where they didn't know they were getting it, WILL result in injury to the perpetrator.
Last year some bitch though it was funny to go around tasering unsuspecting people... including me, whose boat she then hopped onto.
I'm pretty sure that won't happen again.
Last year some bitch though it was funny to go around tasering unsuspecting people... including me, whose boat she then hopped onto.
I'm pretty sure that won't happen again.
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VerbenaMaya
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Nah, I'm not into harming the unsuspecting & undeserving, that would be very rude as was the female you mentioned. She could have just made a shock therapy camp for the willing instead of victimizing people, but anyways.
I would hang a big bright colored sign over the masochist hole with lots of warnings and disclaimers, maybe have a cohort to lay writhing on the ground in pain holding himself and telling people not to do it. Someone will do it anyways. I knew a guy to whom I made the comment, - gee I wonder how bad IcyHot would hurt down there -, who very eagerly decided on his own to go find out. Hurts pretty bad from what he said. Life has shown me not to doubt the propensity of people to knowingly do very stupid (and painful) things, and if someone willingly makes such a decision, they deserve it and others should not feel guilty laughing at them. Then you also have genuine masochists who arent stupid, they just enjoy that sort of thing.
I would hang a big bright colored sign over the masochist hole with lots of warnings and disclaimers, maybe have a cohort to lay writhing on the ground in pain holding himself and telling people not to do it. Someone will do it anyways. I knew a guy to whom I made the comment, - gee I wonder how bad IcyHot would hurt down there -, who very eagerly decided on his own to go find out. Hurts pretty bad from what he said. Life has shown me not to doubt the propensity of people to knowingly do very stupid (and painful) things, and if someone willingly makes such a decision, they deserve it and others should not feel guilty laughing at them. Then you also have genuine masochists who arent stupid, they just enjoy that sort of thing.
[i]It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings.
But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts [/i]
But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts [/i]
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VerbenaMaya
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I think probably just the volunteers outside faking it would suffice, dont have to worry about bringing much or creating moop, and having someone standing there with his willy in an empty hole looking around watching the volunteers seemingly getting jollies off would be comedic. Then can save the ice water for drinking while watching em...
[i]It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings.
But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts [/i]
But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts [/i]