The Bar

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:55 pm

I heard this and I liked it: HIPPIE NUDE YEAR!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:09 pm

yes Hear, hear. Hippie Nude Year!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:12 pm

*OMWs playing a festive tune, from above and below*
*folk "of the body" dressed in full regalia, ready to perform dance, practiced earlier*

Same to ya, Burn........
send naked pics of the, or any, hippies at the party..........

Have a happy new year, everyone (folk "of the body" smile and nod, in agreement)

how about a new song, a song (to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) "of the body",
we can write it here.
I'll start:

'Ner Oscar Meyer,
be forgot,
When Wieners come to mind.......

now you...........take it away, someone........

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:10 pm

Box Burner wrote:yes Hear, hear. Hippie Nude Year!

paris hilton says "thats HOT'..

Happy nude year everyone

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:54 pm

Box Burner wrote:yes Hear, hear. Hippie Nude Year!

Hippy Nude Rear.

A TOAST

To
Hot Buttered Buns.

Yes, Master
No I am not fucking off on the computer again.
How high master?
Crap back to work.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:45 am

Wow! This place must have been rockin last night!
Look at all these empty bottles. And streamers.
And undergarments.

Anyone ready for one of these?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:18 am

*peeking out from under polar bear rug......OMWs coming from stuffed penguin in the corner*

Hi Burn..........

*noting french maid outfit I'm wearing......hhhmmmmmm"commando" at that.......*........

oh yeah, rockin' it was........

did you catch the dance? the folk "of the body" practiced earlier, it was spectacular.....

*all "of the body" blink in acknowledgment, still cuffed and trussed*

sure, I'll have a bacon Mojito, please......

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:49 am

I heard that the person beneath Ygmir lost their undies last night. Maybe it's the ones over there in the fireplace?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:57 am

*looking down*

By dog, Artemis, your right.......

"'scuuuse me maaam, are those your undies over there?"
looks like mine are on the beer tap...........
how do we get these collars off?"

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:16 pm

actually, that collar looks nice on you, yg! why not leave it on?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:05 pm

Artemis wrote:Apparently Sail Man's ass is thirsty.

Sail Man wrote:Dammit! Now I just made my ass thirsty
Would it like some cofee?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! AND I SAID NO CREAM AND SUGAR EITHER!!!

Well, thats what I get for walking into this party late

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:12 pm

littleflower wrote:actually, that collar looks nice on you, yg! why not leave it on?

I'm ok with the collar, but, I get a crick in my neck from the "hook your collar to your neighbors belt" game......

you know. kind of like "musical chairs", but, with flavorings...........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:31 pm

*walks in, noticing absence of creak*

*heads back into kitchen and gets some ice and black cofee*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! AND I SAID NO CREAM AND SUGAR EITHER!!!

No worries Sail Man, we have black ice coffee for the next round.

*a herd of apparently mud-covered gerbils run by and the army of OMWs begin kneeling and singing something about "Lemmiwinks". The crowd of gerbils part and a very fat gerbil with a crown on his head slowly saunters through the space they've made. He stops on top of a pile of underwear soaked with honey and melted whipped cream and begins squeaking. The OMWs and gerbils nod and listen*

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:21 pm

[ the three cleaning robots peer out of their mouse hole to see what is going. One falls over. A can of wd-40 skitters across the floor.]

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:07 pm

(those "of the body" turn, in unison at the sound of the WD40 can)

*Contraband, in the hands of the uninitiated, and, disallowed!!! OMWs halts momentarily at the declaration*

Who could have left the wonder-lube available to the robots?

Thanks for doing the hinges, JS.....and, you make Pies? mmmmmmmm......pie.........*drooling*.

Ah, Lemmiwinks make an appearance.....someone call Garrison (mr. or ms.?)........

*it be true, the words of the Gerbil king, Richard, are heard, with prejudice, as spoken, in the language of Geerland......*

*those "of the body" again pause in OMWs to ponder the significance*

*OMWs begins to play, .....a somber tune*......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:25 am

YIKES.....

Looks like there was a weiner/gerbil/robot orgy for new years day in here.
Hmmm....
Glad I missed it.

Very very slow and easy start to the new years...which is the perfect way to start any new year!

Good times were had at the soft opening of the Makana Cove, very soft btw...no alcohol was poured in it yet! (right next to it...but not in it!)

WEEEEEE~

looks like first light we gotta go batten down the hatches (cause most of them were left open!)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:34 am

*leaving mule in manger with grain and hay, strolling into bar, OMWs emanating from hay loft in barn*

*notes quiet hinge, thanks JS, makes my stealthy movements more possible.
Noting pleasant sounds of the OMW chorus, harmonizing with those in the barn, a haunting, light tune*

*puts coffee on*

HI PM,
yes, quite the varied activities to start the new year........
well worth the ticket price, though.

glad to hear progress is steady on Makana cove........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:30 am

We picked up some of this at the local Russian market. It tasted like Pepsi-Cola and had about the same buzz.

This from the makers of VODKA???

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:45 am

Happy New Year.

I gotta agree with Pinemom, I am glad I missed yesterday. I was on an air mattress in the warehouse where we threw the party. Fuckin'-A! we rocked and other people paid to come rock with us.

That's kinda cool.

Still so sleepy.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:03 am

pinemom wrote:OMG!!!!!!
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((ZOOM)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Where the hell have ya been ol'boy?
Hope things are good...or at least good enough at the moment!

just been easin back these days licking my wounds all better now. hope to make the journey this year. if not definitely 2010 the journey will be made and might have to drag Lorgasm's ass with me, lol !!!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:57 pm

Look How fat and happy the badger is.
Nothing like gerbils on a skewer, roasting over an open fire to make a badger happy.

Fixing a kettle of cider and mulling spices to put over the fire next to the roasting gerbils.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:39 pm

mmmmm bacon-wrapped roasted gerbil and cider ... yum yum ... and that fire feels so good! it's cold to-day. could i have a touch of rum in that cider, GH? or is it already alcoholic ....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:51 pm

littleflower wrote:mmmmm bacon-wrapped roasted gerbil and cider ... yum yum ... and that fire feels so good! it's cold to-day. could i have a touch of rum in that cider, GH? or is it already alcoholic ....

Yeah of course.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:34 am

*puts mule in barn.......fills bucket with Quaker oat meal for him today*

good mule

*walking in, noting OMWs from hayloft outside*

*notes fire stoked, coffee on, everything very clean and tidy*

oh yeah, the folk "of the body" had their meeting a "wickerman" nominations last night.......

*pours coffee, baileys, and vana tallinn*

aaahhhhhh

anyone up?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:52 am

~Me~

wont be on long though....working hard today on Makana Cove!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:58 am

HI PM,
well,
come on

have a sip,
pour a nip,
take a trip,
to........

Makana cove.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:01 am

yup yup and thank you yup...
ok Ima outta here.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:44 am

Wondering why there is a virgin in the barn with yg's mule?
And the three mimes?
Mix her up a hot chocolate and some schnapps with some whip cream.
Everclear and hot chocolate for the mimes.
That should loosen their tongues.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:47 am

mimes names, coincedentally, are;
Larry
Moe
Curly

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:59 am

That explains the black and white.
I thought I just needed more coffee and "cream".