The Bar... Volume#2

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:51 pm

Wow, no wonder this bar has suddenly become more popular than the other one; apparently this one's a hookah bar!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:30 pm

*sneaking in to peek about*

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:58 pm

ygmir - it's safe, really.
Here:

Is that better?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:06 am

Yes... I will say the current Theme song in the Re-bar...Volume #2 is...

Imagine....
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Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:22 am

*raising periscope from bar sink, looking around*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:51 am

hehehee

Wipes whipped cream on periscope glass

Explaination of why there is EVEN a second bar:

1st and foremost, the bar door in original bar is old, hard to open AND close.

2nd, Faster posting for conversation.

3rd, Bm doesnt only have one bar!
shit towns dont even have one bar!

Some people took offense to this bar. It was only made when the original bar went down.
Zoom hadnt been around in a long long time...he brought this one back up cause it works better....

simple.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:03 am

listening from under cabinet.......
ear pressed to door.........

shuddering.........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:19 am

i think yg is lost without the OMWs ....

maybe we should leave a bit of cognac out ....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:41 am

*sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff*..............

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:09 am

Why is yg snorting playa off the floor?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:10 am

'cause it's not on the wall

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:19 am

hmmmm ..... am i dreaming or is yg totally exposed, with his tush in the air, getting high off the playa dust on the floor?

hmmmm ..... hmmmmmmmmm

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:24 am

beer

Beer

Listen! I thought I heard something....

Beer

did you hear that?

Beer

there it is again!
I think I need a beer.

Beer

Can you hear that?

give me two beers.

Beer

there! you must have heard it this time. Wonder what it is.

I think I will have another one.

Beer

that's what I said, I'll have another beer.

Beer

OK who's sayin' that?

Beer

Where are you?

Beeeeerrrrr!!!!

OK, OK don't get your shorts in an uproar.
[opens a bottle of beer and pours it all on the bar. The beer soaks in quickly]

Aaaaaahhhhhh.... thank you.

Well, now you know where all the spillt beer goes to. Bars like to drink too!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:28 am

littleflower wrote:hmmmm ..... am i dreaming or is yg totally exposed, with his tush in the air, getting high off the playa dust on the floor?

hmmmm ..... hmmmmmmmmm

Is he waiting for "coffee"?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:55 am

*comes running through the door, ee-awwing away*

*sniffs around*

this place is a bit dusty....and no signs of that pagan dude who feeds me? What kind of bar is this that doesn't even serve carrots or apples?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:37 am

?

why is there a jack ass in here?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:44 am

*raises trap door under table, peeks out*
*lowers door and exits via secret tunnel......*

*shudder*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:20 pm

*slowly raising heater floor register, peeking out*

*noting good spot to watch the assemblage, and, appreciating mini skirts from this vantage point*

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:46 am

*bounds into bar singing a song and shimmying from 2 legs to other 2*

oh man, I gotta pee. How about over this heating register here? I don't think anyone will notice....

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:11 am

Oh no, muley, look what you've done. You've gone and peed on your friend YG. He wasn't doing you any harm.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:12 am

Artemis wrote:Oh no, muley, look what you've done. You've gone and peed on your friend YG. He wasn't doing you any harm.

*takes false eyes out of "dogs playing cards on velvet" painting, looking around bar*

*note to self:
"funny how it started raining while I was enjoying the skirt views from the floor register, must remember to wear rain hat"

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:56 pm

*runs into bar from bar across the street and hides under table, shivering*

I hope that they're not mad at me for the fire.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:13 pm

i think i have all i need...

got my ticket.....and today, i found these at a junk store, and a pawn shop.

i am now complete, and ready to go...

here you go e-playa, one more gift for you, a little piece of tasty wisdom.

elephants never forget where to find groucho's water.

i'm coming home motherfuckers, i'm coming home!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:20 pm

*pokes head out from under table*

hmm....interesting nose

which reminds me, I think I smell some cheez doodle flavored oats? Is it possible? Where oh where could they be?

*sniffs around, begins following trail*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:15 pm

Awwwww...Nice and dusty...just the way we left it!!!!

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Its all in the type of dust you leave in a place on whether or not you need to clean the place up or not!...

I vote not!!!!

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Making Boobie aereola' replace ment surgury today...damn ran outa HOT PINK VINYL...had to come in and place a quiky order!

Ok... I just made a canister of fresh louisanna sweet tea...gonna amp up my step today and get shit loads of progress done!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:39 pm

~peeks around the door, looks around~

This is a different kinda place. Where's the fembot? And the malebot? And the mulebot?

Oh well, maybe someone's moving them over here soon.

hipcheck the juke box

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:22 pm

Hey DaMule;

Good idea to run over here. I like that this thread loads faster. The other one had become tiresomely slow.

Can we stay here?

Hopefully Mozy will visit. He's mixing martinis over in the other bar.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:02 pm

*raises periscope from secret under sink location*

*scans the environs, "such a strange and scary place"*

*remembers it raining on me while I was peering out from floor vent on last visit*

*shudders*

*down periscope, run silent, run deep*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:54 am

Howdy...yes this will be where I will post as I have -14 days and counting!

I dont have 4 minutes to let the Bar load! nor another 3 minutes waiting to post then another 4 minutes to wait for my post to show up....
This and This only was the reason I made THIS BAR!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:55 am

*listening through door with cup to ear*