The BOOBY BAR! 2009!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:48 am

Fake boobs may get all the attention in the titty magazines ...

But here at the B(o)(o)by Bar we like the real thing.

AC · Post by AC » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:51 am

Hope everyone had an awesome Christmas! Now here's a joke for ya'all!

Q: What species of bee produces milk?

A: Boobees!!

HAHAHA!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:10 am

OK folks. The word of the day is Boob.

It has come to our attention that many of you are using the word boob in a derogatory manner. In fact it has become so widespread that boobs everywhere have gone into hiding. It seems that whenever someone is deemed to be a scaredy-cat or a sissy (another much maligned word) it has become common practice for many people to call him a boob. Please stop. Boobs should not be spoken of in such a derogatory fashion. Boobs are our freinds. they are soft and warm and cuddly. And if we stop speaking of them in such a derogatory fashion they will be able to come out of hiding and once again be seen in public.

Thank you for your attention.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:24 am

Egg'sZacery!

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:24 pm

Has someone posted this before?

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It's still funny...

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:23 pm

Beer and Babes. How can you go wrong?

Oh, yeah...add a guy:

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Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:36 pm

Those are good. "specially the firs and last ones.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:43 pm

I don't know. Maybe that violates the "no commerce" clause.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:22 pm

Probably, but I'm kinda getting tired of being part of the solution - I'm going to try being part of the problem for a while.

In the meantime...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:35 pm

That's a Blast Nick!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:34 am

WEEEEEEE~!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:11 pm

Nick Collide wrote:Probably, but I'm kinda getting tired of being part of the solution - I'm going to try being part of the problem for a while.

* laughing inside for awhile now over this one *

thanks Nick...............

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:24 am

Now that is just one awesome pic, Nick!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:54 am

Damn, now where did I put that super support bra?
i keep saggin to the bottom!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:55 am

ll terminalites....the Terminal City Summitt is January 24th 6pm!
be there or be a triangle!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:19 am

A scalene triangle?

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:45 am

What if we're already in the sorta, kinda general shape of a triangle...?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:27 am

grandma was good in teaching me about shapes...knowing how to sucessfully put square cog in round hole was my whole lifes work!

hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKCOLLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:39 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK!!

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:58 pm

WOW! Thanks!

Gee, I don't know which one to try first - but then again I *am* on a diet, so....

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:37 pm

Hey Pervert... Happy Birthday......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:03 pm

Happy Birthday.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:58 pm

happy birthday Nick !!!!

woohoo ...!!!

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Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:04 pm

Happy Birthday!

JK

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:14 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:42 am

WEEE~

I swear ticket day always makes me feel so giddy!!!

Like each year it becomes another reality that we get to go play in the big sand box with all the other kiddies!!!!!!

WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:55 am

From now on every man will look you in your eyes!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:14 am

A booby trap is a device set up to be triggered by an unsuspecting victim. As the word trap implies, they often have some form of bait designed to lure the victim towards it. However, in other cases the device is triggered when the victim performs some type of everyday action e.g. opening a door, picking something up or switching something on. Lethal booby traps are often used in warfare, particularly guerilla warfare, and traps designed to cause injury or pain are also sometimes used by criminals wanting to protect drugs or other illicit property, and by some owners of legal property who wish to protect it from theft. Booby traps which merely cause discomfort or embarrassment are a popular form of practical joke.

That doesn't sound like much fun, except that boobies may be involved at some point.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:25 pm

sometimes a Booby Trap is just a good name for a tavern.....

I took that pic over a year ago, knowing that someday it would serve a purpose, kinda like a trap waiting to be sprung...........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:26 pm

The BOOBY BAR! 2009!!

funny ha ha