chicklet

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:18 am

ygmir wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:once, I dreamt I was a butterfly, dreaming I was a sock.........or, was that a moth?..........
I'm gonna go with the moth, they are, afterall, attracted to the flame
yes, and, more likely to eat a sock...........

then we would have a holy sock ... or maybe holier than thou sock

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:25 am

if we had a "holy sock" would it get to ride in a "sockmobile" and wear a funny hat?

All hail, St. Toelio, Holy Sock of the playa.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:35 am

Why are my socks eaten by the dryer?

But socks in here multiply, and then talk to themselves?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:43 am

goathead wrote:Why are my socks eaten by the dryer?

But socks in here multiply, and then talk to themselves?

well........

why should socks and dryers be different than anyone else?
We all enjoy oral sex.
what are you saying?
just because they're not like you, they shouldn't be allowed to love?
just because they are not exactly the same, they should have to sneak around to share tender moments?
Are you saying that, they should not have the right to love and display same, just because you don't understand?

you righteous bastard!!!
Phobic son om a beech..........

they are entitled to love eachother in any form they wish, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.......

Well, mister, I think a little time in the "re-edumication camp" will do you some good....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:49 am

ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote:Why are my socks eaten by the dryer?

But socks in here multiply, and then talk to themselves?

well........

why should socks and dryers be different than anyone else?
We all enjoy oral sex.
what are you saying?
just because they're not like you, they shouldn't be allowed to love?
just because they are not exactly the same, they should have to sneak around to share tender moments?
Are you saying that, they should not have the right to love and display same, just because you don't understand?

you righteous bastard!!!
Phobic son om a beech..........

they are entitled to love eachother in any form they wish, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.......

Well, mister, I think a little time in the "re-edumication camp" will do you some good....

Will it
Fuck My Day?
Happy, Happy, Happy, now eat my fucking cake....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:20 am

I have figured out and have PROOF of where all of the single socks go that are lost in the dryer.

For One American Dollar, i will tell you.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:23 am

Is this the part of the "ceremony" where you two rub the cake in each others face,then lick it off?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:25 am

WEll, Simon?...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:32 am

i once had Two Newfoundlands and a Shepherd Mix, and one day i was outside doing suburban lawn stuff when i saw it.

As soon as my first ex-wife turned on the clothes dryer, the little flap on the outside of the house opened and began to move back and forth as the exhaust exited. The Dogs immediately heard this and ran over to the flap and sat there, as if something was going to happen.

It did.

All of a sudden, one of my socks came zipping out of the flap, the dogs grabbed it and in a vicious three way tug of war, ripped it to shreds.

this happens at least a million times a day, worldwide.

evidently, the sock and garter industry has known this for years and has been impregnating the polyester fibers with Beef Gravy.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:37 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i once had Two Newfoundlands and a Shepherd Mix, and one day i was outside doing suburban lawn stuff when i saw it.

and has been impregnating the polyester fibers with Beef Gravy.

did you mean to post this in the "we're going to have a baby" thread?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:48 am

Yes, my bad.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:04 pm

darn sock

how to

you holes

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:28 pm

I thought chicklet was some sort of tweener book series, according to nightline.
This is too confusing.

I want pie.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:35 pm

I thought chicklet was a brand of gum...

can I have pie too?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:50 pm

How about pumpkin?
Now we need eggnog.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:36 am

whipped cream for the pie?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:19 pm

ygmir wrote:whipped cream for the pie?

damselracer · Post by **damselracer** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:01 pm

what happened to this guy...