The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:31 am

*riding up on mule, noting storm door open, swinging bar doors waving in the wind*

*puts mule in barn, oats, carrots, turns on jacuzzi to warm it*

*noting OMWs, low volume, morose tune*

HHHHHHmmmmmmmm the place looks deserted.
Anyone here?
Seems no one closed up........

*stealthily enters back door, happy JS oiled the hinges, just in case nefarious characters lie in wait*..........

*noting dust bar, no fire.....*

HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a mystery.......

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:35 am

I heard someone telling the 3 stooges to make sure they locked up when they left. Hey, see those feet poking out from behind the bar.

*walks behind bar* Here they are, with an empty bottle of absinthe.

But it's chilly in here! You going to rebuild the fire, YG?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:38 am

G'MORNIN Ygmir!!!!!

Wow did we ever get a bunch of stuff doen on the MC yesturday!!!!

wooo hooo.

We worked all day and into the evening!!! And will again repeat the same today!

PLUS!..... Ed came over and started the sculpture of the 9 foot stump out front!

We've decided (finally) on a "wizardy gandolf" type creature, with 75% of upper stump being his hat and below his kind but heavily lined face.

some magic coffee anyone?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:49 am

Whew.....friendly faces.........
I was worried perhaps the "deadly Ewok ninjas" were laying in wait for me, again...........

*noting OMWs now coming from attic, a happier tune*

Sure, Artemis, I'll get a fire going in the fireplace, and, woodstove.....
*scrambling outside, grinning, to get kindling and diesel fueled flamethrower*

Thanks for the coffee, PM.
It sounds like MK is coming along famously. I'd sure love to see a pic or two as it comes together...........
The "stump Wizard" sounds soooooo cool. Can't wait to see it......

I can envision, warm evenings at the "cove", libation and camaraderie.......and, a foray outside, for a chorus of OMW, for all to sing, and the neighbors to revel in the power and glory of same........
fire play and, of course, a "duck call and kazoo" circle..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:00 am

Okie Dookie!
Shall take some more pix today...after we complete what were completing?

WEEE~ Ciao everyone...have an awesome first SUNDAY of 2009!!!!!!

Busy busy busy!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:01 am

Ooh, yummy magic coffee.

*badger races by doing backflips*

Uh-oh, did someone share their magic coffee with the badger?

*notices YG building fire while coffee mug sits on the floor behind him. Badger races by again and takes another sip out of coffee mug*

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:02 am

goathead wrote:That explains the black and white.
I thought I just needed more coffee and "cream".

Well, JK can supply you with plenty of cream

I prefer mine without cream though, which is why Artemis is brewing a nice pot o'black. Just a little picker-upper

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:05 am

Artemis wrote:Ooh, yummy magic coffee.

*badger races by doing backflips*

Uh-oh, did someone share their magic coffee with the badger?

*notices YG building fire while coffee mug sits on the floor behind him. Badger races by again and takes another sip out of coffee mug*

LOL, speaking of the devil

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:12 am

g'morning, everyone!

can i have some cream without coffee, Yg?

also ... about that mule .... i think he just pooped in the jacuzzi ...

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:22 am

Daggoneit. Those silly mules! I was just getting ready to strip down and take a dunk in the jacuzzi.

Black coffee for Mr. SailMan, unless of course you would prefer it served in an orafice other than your mouth....in which case I'll have to send the OMWs to clean out the bag.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:23 am

that nutty badger.......
always sneaking drinks and snacks.........

"stand back everyone, flamethrower/kindling starting....................NOW!!"..

WOOSH.......

ah, warmth.......

*noting the added flair of the "thermite" I put in the kindling pile*

*sudden burst of volume, and, raucous music, "of the body" in the OMWs choir*

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:25 am

Sail Man wrote:
goathead wrote:That explains the black and white.
I thought I just needed more coffee and "cream".
Well, JK can supply you with plenty of cream

I prefer mine without cream though, which is why Artemis is brewing a nice pot o'black. Just a little picker-upper

She promised it Hot and Black just for you.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:29 am

PM
That's just way to neat.
I have a big old stump in my yard I have been thinking of doing the same sort of thing with. In a goat sort of way though.
Can't wait to see your pics.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:31 am

no worries, Artemis,
it's not poop, it's a baby ruth bar.......(quote from which movie?).....

strip on down, jump on in........yeehaw..........

love this new, jacuzzi/fish tank............clear sides make it fun for all.......and, ......the mule..........

Sail Man, you better grab your ankles, I see the cleaning crew working on the coffee bag, and, Atremis is giggling.......or is that drooling?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:31 am

ygmir wrote:that nutty badger.......
always sneaking drinks and snacks.......

Isn't that what young ones always do?
Which could explain why, we are the way we are.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:38 am

i think the mule needs a drink ... and he keeps giving artemis the eye ...

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:40 am

and he keeps giving artemis the eye

I knew I shouldn't have let him rub my bow while I was giving him the coffee treat. The babe ruth bars starting showing up soon after he 'had' his coffee. Now he's addicted...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:41 am

Or is he wait for SM to receive his coffee?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:49 am

i think we are all waiting to see sailman get his coffee ... hee

hey ... does that mule have a name?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:50 am

ok, baby ruth bar quote was from bill murray (karl) in caddyshack......hahaha

yes, well,
the mule may need a drink, but, if you note how Artemis looks at him, no wonder he's giving her the eye......

now, if he lights a cigarette..........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:54 am

" They jus calls me Mule"..........

signed:
the mule

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:55 am

ygmir wrote:now, if he lights a cigarette..........

He's very Happy?
Or he's a mule with a nicotine habit?
Are you sure that's what he's lighting up?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:08 am

goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
goathead wrote:That explains the black and white.
I thought I just needed more coffee and "cream".
Well, JK can supply you with plenty of cream

I prefer mine without cream though, which is why Artemis is brewing a nice pot o'black. Just a little picker-upper
She promised it Hot and Black just for you.

And she came through with it, in fact, another hair just popped out of my chest.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:14 am

ygmir wrote:" They jus calls me Mule"..........

signed:
the mule

"Must make it to the playa, must make it to the playa"
"Must make it to the playa, must make it to the playa"
"Must make it to the playa, must make it to the playa"
"Must make it to the playa, must make it to the playa"
"Must make it to the playa, must make it to the playa"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:20 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:22 am

Sail Man wrote:
goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote: Well, JK can supply you with plenty of cream

I prefer mine without cream though, which is why Artemis is brewing a nice pot o'black. Just a little picker-upper
She promised it Hot and Black just for you.

And she came through with it, in fact, another hair just popped out of my chest.

ah, the balance of nature:
in one end, out the other..........

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:25 am

That is not a baby ruth bar floating in the jacuzzi. That was my gift to YG for all of the shit he has been making me carry around.

Who said they can speak for me anyway? Come here, why don't you? yeah, right here behind my right hoof. I got a couple of presents for you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:28 am

I do love you, really..........
who gives you carrots?
nice warm barn?
oatmeal?
jacuzzi.
I so appreciate all you do for me..........

here,
let me put on a Lionel Richie song..............

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:05 am

*yg climbs into jacuzzi and gives mule a big kiss*

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:46 am

cuz I'm not easy like Sunday morning