The Bar

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:52 am

*starts dancing, kicks a couple of OMWs who go flying across the bar*

Hey, what's that light on across the way?

*kicks door open, takes a crap right in the doorway, and runs down the street*

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:27 am

Da Mule wrote:That is not a baby ruth bar floating in the jacuzzi. That was my gift to YG for all of the shit he has been making me carry around.

Who said they can speak for me anyway? Come here, why don't you? yeah, right here behind my right hoof. I got a couple of presents for you.

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:37 am

I'm baaack. That other bar was a waste of time. It was all smokey in there and people laying around looking all dopey.

Where's that chick who gave me a kiss in the jacuzzi? You know I haven't had any luck reproducing with 4 legged creatures...wonder if it might work with one of those pale two legged things...

I hope I don't hurt her. You know there's a reason why they say "he's hung like a mule". Oh yeah, I got it going on. Step back, horse, here I come.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:39 am

I knew someone would get it.........hahahahahaa

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:51 am

ygmir wrote: The "stump Wizard" sounds soooooo cool.

Um.....

Hey......

Well...

Y'know........

Fuck it, this just isn't my day.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:57 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote: The "stump Wizard" sounds soooooo cool.
Um.....

Hey......

Well...

Y'know........

Fuck it, this just isn't my day.

I don't get it................

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:32 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote: The "stump Wizard" sounds soooooo cool.
Um.....

Hey......

Well...

Y'know........

Fuck it, this just isn't my day.
I don't get it................

Umm, ygmir, might I direct your attention to TPBM thread.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:50 pm

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Um.....

Hey......

Well...

Y'know........

Fuck it, this just isn't my day.
I don't get it................
Umm, ygmir, might I direct your attention to TPBM thread.

well, yes, I did see that thread.
but,
I can't see how, referring to the stump in PM's front yard, and, that they're having it carved into a wizard, (ergo the reference I used), would in any way be mocking, unthoughtful, disparaging, or insulting to Fishy.........
unless,....... someone was looking for that.

Of course, it was not meant that way........Jeeze...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:33 am

*wanders into barn with mule, sets our alfalfa pizza and hot chocolate for him*

*notes OMWs from hayloft*

*opens back door and notes OMWs also from attic in Bar*

Hmmm, not much action here last night, *noting all looks in order*
well......
*tosses playa dust on floor, pushes power button and starts Juke, "Rolling Stones, 40 licks", puts on coffee, stokes fire, grabs seat in "recliner of submission"..........*

anyone up?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:56 am

*sniff*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:26 am

*takes ostrich feather fan and fluffs dust to EDB*

enjoy.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:40 am

mornin...

Ok...There's way to much "other meat" in here.

Takes out 50ft rubber band gun and shoots the OMWeiner right between the Monsodium glutamate!
Smwish

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:51 am

oh, my wise pinemom, you are so right.
Let us give proper respect to the one and only true protein deserving reverence.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:52 am

as if, mere mortals, could challenge me.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:57 am

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:59 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:02 am

yes, yes, the perfect adjunct to processed meat products..........
*the masses, "of the body" look on, questioningly*......

surely, from the same family.............

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:03 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:05 am

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:09 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:11 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:14 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:17 am

it's a...............

MEAT PARTY

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:18 am

ygmir, the only reason yours looks edible is BECAUSE of the bacon.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:19 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:20 am

well, at least you're looking................

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:07 am

How is everyone? Cindi is doing good and home and I am hoping that soon she will be able to walk by herself better. She is really happy and sweet and doing great.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:26 am

Red Sunflower - so happy to hear about Cindi. We have been sending positive thoughts. It's great to see you, as well. How are you?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:53 pm

(((((REd Sunflower))))

(((((Juniper))))))

...Is great to see you here!

Hugemungus HUGS!!!!

Here have a cocktail...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:16 pm

Red Sunflower wrote:How is everyone? Cindi is doing good and home and I am hoping that soon she will be able to walk by herself better. She is really happy and sweet and doing great.

Hi Red,
we don't know eachother, but, if the folks here that I respect so, seem to love you as they do, I'm with them.

Perhaps, good juju, from the folk "of the body" would help?

*all present, "of the body" folk nod and bow acceptance*

*noting an increase in OMWs volume, happy, healing in tune and melody*

Maybe, Da Mule, will even chime in........he's out in the barn napping, I'm sure.............