The Bar

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:22 am

Da Mule wrote:*gets up slowly, walks over to mirror, turns around and looks back*

Do you think this saddle makes my butt look fatt?

I'm no proctologist, but you look like a perfect ass hole to me.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:53 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Da Mule wrote:*gets up slowly, walks over to mirror, turns around and looks back*

Do you think this saddle makes my butt look fatt?
I'm no proctologist, but you look like a perfect ass hole to me.

*jumps up with big smile on face*

Look, Artemis, someone thinks I'm perfect!

Oh, head started banging again. Must sit back down.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:05 am

*wandering in in pj's.......rubbing eye, scratching.............*

Hey Mule.......
here, this might help:
*puts bowl of oats, wasabi, tomato juice and garlic down*

did anyone make coffee?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:10 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:14 am

Thanks BB.......you are a kind person........
aahhh........

additives?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:24 am

Aaahhh... forgot the additives. Thanks.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:51 am

G'Mornin.....

we....are....almost....finished......uhgggggg

Need coffeee.......Oh look Barinjager!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~

ok, skip the coffee...ill go for the additives!

Pours a shot of barenjager for myself...and one for the Mule!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:04 am

*puts bowl of oats, wasabi, tomato juice and garlic down*

*wakes up, sniffs bowl from YG*

hmm...smells weird, but not like that stuff Artemis told me to watch out for.

*eats the oats*

yowza, wow, my tongue is on fire.

*runs through bar looking for water, knocks over a couch and a few barstools*

pinemom wrote: ok, skip the coffee...ill go for the additives!

Pours a shot of barenjager for myself...and one for the Mule!

*sniff, sniff*

Hmmm...doesn't smell quite like that stuff Artemis warned me about. Looks like water...

*drinks the barenjager that PM left*

*hiccup, belch, fart*

*fart*

*fart*

hmm...these eplaya people are feeding me some weird stuff

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:50 pm

bacon'll clear out your sinuses. heres a plateful...

for additional effect, you can use it as an enema...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:03 pm

Red Sunflower wrote:((((((((ygmir))))))))) THAT IS TOO MUCH SUGAR, I NEED MY COFFEE BUT THANK YOU!

Where is my Mozy? Ive missed you so...

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EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:23 pm

(un-cloaking)

((((((((((((((((((MOZY))))))))))))))))))))))

(disappears in cloud of dust)

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:00 pm

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((((((((((((((((((EDB))))))))))))))))))))))

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:27 pm

nevermind~

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:52 pm

(((((( M O Z Y ))))))

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:08 pm

hello long lost Mozy, what can we get for ya ???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:57 pm

Vinyl.

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:04 am

*wanders in............noting such quiet*
*sniff*

*loading fireplace with wood, putting pot on for cowboy coffee*

Hey,
I see Mozy has showed up, "Hey Mozy".

anyone up?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:37 am

G'morning. I'm up for far too long, and am not happy about it. Stupid Europeans and their different time zones.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:41 am

HI Artemis.......

shall I pour?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:42 am

or, is it this sort of morning?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:59 am

It actually is that type of morning, but I don't drink coffee. Loading up on vitamin C instead!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:10 am

well then........

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Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:32 am

Who.... what...?

I must have closed my eyes... what day is it?

I get these blackouts when I am gifted with love and attention. Its a little unfortunite, seeing how I miss all those things that I was looking for... but the blackout is a sign that it worked out just fine, even if my mind wasnt active during it.

But I had this fantastic vision that someone had given me a hug and a shot!

::Looks down at shot still in hand::

Whaaa!

::takes shot::

oh man thats good.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:01 am

MMMMmmmmm.
Finally am home and have gotten some sleep.
Need coffee with additives.
Thanks yg.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:29 am

Artemis wrote:Stupid Europeans and their different time zones.

Please be careful with that kind of talk. We don't want the English to exclude us from the whole greenich mean thing that keeps us a vital part of the world.

We'd have to go to some wacky "noon over DC" thing or other improvised standard. We could end up like the poor Indians, permanently on half hour out of step.

*shudders*

The horror, the horror.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:26 am

goathead wrote:MMMMmmmmm.
Finally am home and have gotten some sleep.
Need coffee with additives.
Thanks yg.

Damn GH, 1pm and your just now getting up

Sadly, up at 0530 for work, cant have no stinkin additives in my coffee today, hell, I couldn't even have my coffee colonic either

4 stinkin days I cant have no additives. Well, that is as long as I'm a good boy and stay outta the Plano

must resist temptation with all might

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:45 pm

**burn** wrote:(((((( M O Z Y ))))))

Hi Sexy....thanks for the text

love you

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:09 pm

Sail Man wrote:
goathead wrote:MMMMmmmmm.
Finally am home and have gotten some sleep.
Need coffee with additives.
Thanks yg.
Damn GH, 1pm and your just now getting up

Sadly, up at 0530 for work, cant have no stinkin additives in my coffee today, hell, I couldn't even have my coffee colonic either

4 stinkin days I cant have no additives. Well, that is as long as I'm a good boy and stay outta the Plano

must resist temptation with all might

LMAO, on work days if I get up at 1 pm, I am going to be really fucked for the day.

At 0530 I still have 2 1/2 hours left of a 12 hour day.

Right now it feels like time for a barley wine.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:58 pm

mmmm...barley. I like barley.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:00 pm

Da Mule wrote:mmmm...barley. I like barley.

Cheers Mule...