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mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:48 am

"made in usa oilpaint veneer"

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:13 am

if you are to fight for your peace, have your destination well in mind,
lest you take the circutous route, and declare enemy too loosely

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:36 am

the fire elf wrote:if you are to fight for your peace, have your destination well in mind,
lest you take the circutous route, and declare enemy too loosely

And where were you when Bush and Shrub needed advisors?

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:30 pm

cavernous cravings

de veneer extrodinair

perchance to practice, perchance to dream

perhaps to affix a pleasant rate to thought's pressure
something akin to "perfect temperature"

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:03 am

So I'm sitting in the dmv answering questions like "Are you a fugitive from justice?" and "Have you ever renounced your U.S. Citizenship?" and there is this huge vibration that seems to be an earthquake at first, then maybe an explosion....
It seems someone got excited and drove their truck through the wall into the building.

It's always something, isn't it?

Then they make the cryptic announcement no one wants to hear...
"If you own a red dodge truck, you're wanted outside."

So I end up being evacuated and I visit five dmvs before ending up in another town filing paperwork ten minutes before closing.

Always something.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:16 am

I wonder why they built 2 large bars 100 feet from each other in a town that only has a 7-11 and a feed store.
and why Ive only been to 1 of them only 1 night in 2 yrs since we moved here.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:33 am

I have exactly TWO nipples.

Yes.

I counted to be sure.

Rorrick · Post by **Rorrick** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:49 pm

I think that my favorite thing about people is all their little eccentricities.

It's not until you get to know what makes someone a freak that you get to know who they really are.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:06 pm

Who would sell a coyote that much dynamite anyway?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:21 pm

in pornos people are often naked

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:20 pm

Aside from being the worlds largest producer of WalMarts and other stores inventory, China is the largest producer of Chinese people.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:00 am

Why is it that children never wipe thier noses when snot is dripping ?

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:45 am

Why bother shoveling when it just keeps snowing and snowing?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:28 pm

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:43 pm

From now on, I'm going to make my peanut butter with veal, so it won't be confused with vegan peanut butter.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:30 pm

Would the oceans become less salty(drinkable) if we just killed all of the fish ?

(think of all the piss and shit)

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:14 am

I want to dispel the rumour that I am a conspiracy nut, okay?
Larry Harvey and the hidden council that actually controls burning man secretly started this rumour to discredit me.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:46 am

Awww... thats ok. Even if you have been discredited you can always pay cash.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:10 am

gyre wrote:I want to dispel the rumour that I am a conspiracy nut, okay?
Larry Harvey and the hidden council that actually controls burning man secretly started this rumour to discredit me.

Isnt that exactly what an Agent of Harvey would say??? I have seen Gyre and Harvey do the secret handshake - making him a double, or triple agent.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:30 am

mdmf007 wrote:
gyre wrote:I want to dispel the rumour that I am a conspiracy nut, okay?
Larry Harvey and the hidden council that actually controls burning man secretly started this rumour to discredit me.
Isnt that exactly what an Agent of Harvey would say??? I have seen Gyre and Harvey do the secret handshake - making him a double, or triple agent.

Now that Harley's quit the llc, it's got to be quadruple.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:31 am

And it's no coincidence that Harvey and Harley are only one letter apart.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:52 am

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:39 pm

If I can transcend my ego, I will be amazingly cool.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:13 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:14 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:15 am

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:22 pm

preÂ·sup'poÂ·si'tionÂ·al bread recipe

sortation extraordinaire

day by day, to B from A

with too small to see making too big to know

we suffer the glimpses

small versions of true

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:03 am

Oboy! The Maoists have their own camp.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:17 am

Zejdz zmoich wlosow!

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:38 pm

The mind-body problem
concerns the explanation of the relationship
that exists between minds, or mental processes, and bodily states or processes

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