Its been so long sense i talked to ya'll

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Its been so long sense i talked to ya'll

Post by AnAmericanAnimal » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:50 pm

america can be changed, molded, and pushed just not in the same material way as in the past. But the rules still apply. It is always a clash between chaos and virtue and it’s the tune we’ll Dance till the Day Death tolls. And reaching up with that bony hand, a Dusty memory, with a touch of its finger and the Flesh slides off the Bone.
It all ends in Dust america, are you really going to meet the nothing with a fist full of food half way to your gut and your head up your ass? Anatomically no one’s sure how this is even possible but we Americans seem to get that done (the impossible that is) head first and elbow deep. The obvious problem here as I see it, is eventually we are going to have to shit and considering the location of our mouth this shall be a serious rain on our little parade. I do believe we need to put some consideration into how to pop the fucker out before the content of our fist comes full circle.
You have got a fear filled step america and you’ve scattered the bulk of your spirit into incomprehensibly uninteresting little shits. As for almost all the rest, some can’t seem to beat the fear and run hard after death. A will to rise on the backs of others but never to battle equals, yes terrified you beat them down before they catch you. But your heart is still pumping some of you still seek the will to bring the race to milliseconds, to elevate and find as many as you can that bring life to its toes.
Sink those claws in Deep america, let your Blood Boil over, let Flesh smash into Flesh and with the sweetness of life fresh in your mouth chaos and virtue shall overflow into the streets and not a motherfucker will be able to say they aren't alive, not’a one.

With a love full grin
and a fear filled heart

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Post by Elderberry » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:54 pm

But what a long talk this has been! :)

At any rate, since you posted in the Introduce Yourself section:

WELCOME TO EPLAYA!

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:17 pm

I always thought "introduce yourself" was for new posters. But then, I never thought you had any sense, so I guess there's no mystery here.
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Post by littleflower » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:19 pm

i think he has overstayed his welcome in this section ... don't you think it's time to graduate to open discussion, an am an? or did you come back for the JK greeting, which is always the very best (and something i did not receive....:cry:)

i was wondering what happened to you ...

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Post by Elderberry » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:28 pm

littleflower wrote: or did you come back for the JK greeting, which is always the very best (and something i did not receive....:cry:)
I have just rectified that and sincerely apologize for missing it the first time around.

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Post by littleflower » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:36 pm

it wouldn't have been the same, anyhow ... you didn't have your avatar back then ... it was worth the wait! :lol:

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:41 am

An American Mammary on Mike Hunt!

How are they Hanging Dude!

i've missed your run-on sentences and redundancies.

Gosh, i'm so happy you're back, we were wondering how your job as grocery bagger at the A & P was going....meet anyone yet? you're a catch, i know your mom has told you this, but keep saying it over and over and over.


ps.....Use some punctuation now and then you linguistic commie.

pss...not to be a prick, ok, i am a prick, but "it's been so long SINCE i talked to y'all" is the correct discussion heading, No?

i'm an asshole when it comes to grammar, or grandma for that matter.
so please, in the future, proofread, edit, ruminate and ponder before posting, we are busy people, with busy scheduales and lots of stuff to do, and we set aside exactly 7 minutes a day to keep up with e-playa, and if you come in and waste even 30 seconds of my valuable time, i'm going to have to send you a prorated bill at my current wages per hour.





you owe me 1.25$ as of this minute, i'll start a tab for you.
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Re: Its been so long sense i talked to ya'll

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:19 am

AnAmericanAnimal wrote:It is always a clash between chaos and virtue and it’s the tune we’ll Dance till the Day Death tolls.
That's my message too bro.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:26 am

sounds more like La Honda instead of Mountain View.
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Post by fciron » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:00 am

AAA, the new theme is Evolution, the American Dream is over. I must say you are in the middle of the tangled bank. :P

Keep up with the times, Man!

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:18 pm

UnAmericanEnema wrote:
Sink those claws in Deep america, let your Blood Boil over, let Flesh smash into Flesh
Un American Enema
"America" always starts with a capital "A" unless you're intentionally showing disrespect, which is what I'm guessing you mean to do... but what's with the random capitalization of other words mid-sentence?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:42 pm

AAA, the new theme is Evolution, the American Dream is over. I must say you are in the middle of the tangled bank. Razz

Keep up with the times, Man!
yes, thank you...and now the announcement.

IT'S ALL ABOUT FUCKING! AND MONKEYS! AND FUCK MONKEYS AND MONKEY FUCKING FUNKY MONKEY FUCKING AND BINOBOS AND MORE FUCKING MONKEY FUCKS!AND BANANAS AND COCONUTS!CREAMY COCONUTS AND BANANAS AND FUCKING COCONUTS WITH BANANAS WHILE MONKEYS FUCK WHILE CHARLES DARROW RAPS THE US CONSTITUTION TO THE THEME OF MAN OF LA MANCHA!

is'nt it?
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Re: Its been so long sense i talked to ya'll

Post by littleflower » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:01 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
UnAmericanEnema wrote:
Sink those claws in Deep america, let your Blood Boil over, let Flesh smash into Flesh
Un American Enema
"America" always starts with a capital "A" unless you're intentionally showing disrespect, which is what I'm guessing you mean to do... but what's with the random capitalization of other words mid-sentence?
i bet he refuses to wear his American flag lapel pin, too.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:07 pm

WE WILL TEACH HIM TO FUCK MONKEYS FUCKING!

the american flag thing comes later.
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Post by gaminwench » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:09 pm

ummmm, Simon, aren't they Bonobos!!!

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:26 am

no silly, thats the lead singer for the new group that just Formed from U2 and the Monkees.

oh wait, that's Bono & Bros...


yes you are correct, i made an error in my spelling....

i owe you one spank with the flogger of your choice.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:16 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
oh wait, that's Bono & Bros...


.
Maybe,
it's
Sonny, Chico , Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo ,Gummo
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