The person below me

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:24 am

of course I will!

TPBM will puke in a ziplock at some point during the event!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:43 am

Wrong. I prefer my Dad's slippers.

I can't believe I ever got away with that one

TPBM takes barf bag's from planes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:21 am

Planes still have Barf bags?

TPBM cried during this morning's ceremony.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:03 am

True. I got all choked up singing the star spangled banner as my co-workers stared at me in shock.

And yes, they still have barf bags on planes. Last night while perusing the items in the seat pocket in front of me, I stumbled upon one. I was shocked to see that someone had scribbled some calculus on it. It had me giggling for a couple of hours (yep - easily amused).

TPBM has never sung the national anthem (of whatever country they call home).

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:08 am

False I sang too this morning, abeit in front of the dog, but I sang.

TPBM is nostolgic for peanut butter sandwich cookies.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:11 am

Don't give me the peanut butter again! I fell for that trick once before and am not doing it again.

TPBM knows how far Ireland is from New York City.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:21 pm

Yes, I took the Laker Skytrain from Kennedy to Gatwick in 1978. We overflew the Emerald Isle on thw way to Britain. The airfare was only $120.00 oneway, $118 for return a week later. I traveled to Edinburg ( pronounced Edinbourgh) to visit my ancestral home ,which is actually a pile of stone now. One of my ancesters bought a barony to become unlanded gentry ( a mercenary soldier, actually, who gave the English King gold.). Our family crest is still visable in the Abbey courtyard at Holyrood Castle. But there ain't no Baron no more, we moved to America when the Bonnie Prince was exiled...

TPBM is also the spawn of scots/irish ancesters.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:53 pm

true,, i'm Melungian. bad mix of irish and indian.....

tpbm is a mutt,,,

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:24 pm

Yep, swedish, scotish, english, german, and mendocino county.

TPBM is the bastard son of a bastard son

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:36 am

neither bastard, nor son ...

TPBM keeps snake oil and other magic stuff around

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:56 am

nuh uh.......*kicking stuff under chair*......

TPBM has a charlies angels collection

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:21 am

Nope! But I do remember all the girls in high school sporting Farrah Fawcett hair-do's.

TPBM preferred Loni Anderson when she was on WKRP in cinncinati

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:28 am

Don't think so. Was WKRP in cinncinati a tv show? Didn't Loni Andrsonmarry someone in guns and Roses? Or maybe all of them.

TPBM prefers listening to music over watching TV.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:17 pm

Yepper!

TPBM considers webcasting TV.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:04 pm

Nope!!

TPBM considers e-books an abomination

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:21 pm

Not fun to read that way.

TPBM has kissed their computer screen during one of those moments.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:18 pm

What?! And make the screen even dirtier then it already is? I think not.

TPBM had spilled their drink on the screen though.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:29 pm

true, and it was the best Manhattan i've ever made,,, at work...

tpbm probably needs a paper towel...

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:34 pm

No...but I sure could use a Manhattan.

TPBM would be willing to share theirs.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:58 pm

true, I have plenty of paper towels.

TPBM loves butter

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:06 pm

True....but
TPBM
has used butter in an unusual way.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:18 pm

I did love the movie, "Last Tango in Paris"...........

TPBM hopes to meet a lover on the playa....

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:37 pm

True. Did last year.
*insert a pleasant sigh of remembrance here*

TPBM had multiple new lovers last year
and wants to top that number this year.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:42 pm

Let's not talk about my lonely widowhood.

TPBM has a rubber ducky collection and is looking for new acquisitions.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:00 pm

No...but I was gifted a rubber love rat.

TPBM has a live pet rat.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:23 pm

No, I always preferred gerbils.

TPBM immediately thought of a bad image about gerbils in reference to that statement.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:05 pm

*shudders* I'm afraid we all did.

TPBM misses his/her dog more than his/her kids while at the playa.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:16 pm

My dog is my kid. And I miss him terribly when I go anywhere he's not allowed

TPBM has snuck a pet into BRC once

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:02 pm

No, too financially unstable to have a pet. Although, apparently some animal DID ride into BRC in the air filter of my car... (I checked the air filter after I left the playa and the air filter was pristine, but something had been chewing on the housing.)

TPBM has snuck SOMEONE into BRC!

karine · Post by **karine** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:37 pm

Totally NOT true... (but we've talked about how we would, IF we would...)

TPBM has snuck in to a drive-in movie.