Intro (as in jumping intro the fire)

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:39 pm

Good evening!

I'd like to thank you all for coming...

umm, no strike that, back up, try again...

I'd like you all to thank me for coming...

drats, strike that too...

Let's try this instead...

Hiya, I'm new here on the ePlaya and '09 will be the first year attending BM for me and my wife. I'm glad to meet everyone, and I appreciate all of the information that everyone has posted.

I hope in the future I too can provide something useful back to the forum.

And please remember, "No question is stupid -- just the penguin asking the question", so please be gentle!

LisaLuckyOne · Post by **LisaLuckyOne** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:46 pm

A penguin walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Has my brother been in here today?" The bartender replies, "What's he look like?"

Thank you and good night and welcome to the e-playa.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:00 pm

You sound like you'll fit right in! Coming right out the gate sarcastic and funny... you'll be a good addition to this seedy joint.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:05 pm

*waiting to post until after JK......I hate standing in front in case that thing goes off.......*

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:24 pm

Hey there! Welcome to eplaya.

JK

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:12 pm

welcome to eplaya.......have fun, jump in, put your thick skin flame suit on........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:52 am

I want thank you and your wife for coming.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:57 pm

Thank you all for the welcome!

LisaLuckyOne: Hey, I resemble that remark!

Captain: It might be a seedy joint, but I'd much prefer herring! (pickled, not Kurt)

ygmir: I think this tux is flame proof....

:P

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:53 am

Kurt? sheesh... meant KEITH (hard to type with these flippers!)

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:03 pm

ygmir wrote:*waiting to post until after JK......I hate standing in front in case that thing goes off.......*

jkisha wrote:Hey there! Welcome to eplaya.

JK

Too late ygmir. Here, let me get you a mop.

Welcome to eplaya Penguin. Mind you, we don't tolerate any funny business here.

But we do tolerate sarcasm, snarkiness, full frontal nudity

and assorted shenanigans. Such as: