hmm, its about breakfast time. Since this is a bar, not a family restaurant, I have an alternative plan.

chug!chug!chug!




ah Mule, good to see ya buddy.....Da Mule wrote:*kicks door open, comes bounding in, kicking feet into air, snorting and generally rustling up dust everywhere*
I'm BAAAAAAACK......
Oh look at this cool chair - it's got all kinds of riding gear set out. Guess it's meant for me.
*sits in the recliner of submission, and rubs hooves*
Boy, oh boy do I have some stories for you. After quitting my job at the Grand Canyon, I decided to walk over to Ireland. I thought I'd stop off to visit Artemis along the way. Is Ireland anywhere near New York? Wow, I didn't realize how far New York is from Arizona. I am TIRED.

uuhhh , dick, wrong orifice, that makers mark bottle is a decorator enema bag..........oneeyeddick wrote:ooh...ooh....Maker's Mark !!!
* grabs bottle, chews off melted waxy seal with teeth, chews on it for a while longer, and spits it out *
Jesus, my nerves are bunchy today !!!
* starts pouring bottle directly into ear canal *
