I have an Erection that has lasted over 4 hours! What shou

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:41 am

What should I do?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:42 am

here...let me help you with that.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:52 am

Don't you watch the commercials? Call your doctor!
I had one that lasted 6 hours! I called the newspapers!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:55 am

Finish stroking off, instead of stopping when you are about to cum.

we0ne · Post by **we0ne** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:26 am

Use it's contents to procreate!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:29 am

slam it in a car door.......

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:36 am

What should I do?

Fuck yourself with it?

janicels · Post by **janicels** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:38 am

i could only wish that a man would last long....lol

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:47 am

You hafta go to the hospital, and have a nurse take care of that !!! (lucky you)

they are gonna make a slice in the base to drain the blood out (still aroused ?)

The condition you have is called Priapism

It is also what I named my Mutant Vehicle 2 years ago, and yes, it also is a big dick that just won't go away.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:23 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:26 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:

or, perhaps:

BetaBox · Post by **BetaBox** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:54 pm

1 guy 1 jar.

Laughing Forest · Post by **Laughing Forest** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:05 pm

If it really is that much an issue you might try pissing on a 220 watt, 3 phase electric fence. I'm sure that'll bring Mr. Stiffy right the fuck back down to Earth.

http://tinyurl.com/bhzafh

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:18 pm

Nope, that won't work. I saw an experiment on Mythbusters TV show, except they were using subway third rail. Piss forms into drops during stream creating air insulation between drops. Man is unable to produce continuous solid conducting stream. You have to get really, really close to that third rail... I don't recommend it.

Circulatory medication can alleviate severe priapism in some cases. I know personally that if I want to have a woody I must stop taking my heart meds the day prior. One of the reasons I have been celibate these past nine years.

Yes, nine years, now stop it...

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:01 pm

Laughing Forest wrote:If it really is that much an issue you might try pissing on a 220 watt, 3 phase electric fence. I'm sure that'll bring Mr. Stiffy right the fuck back down to Earth.

http://tinyurl.com/bhzafh

Man, what the hell happened to that thing? I at first thought that it was a picture of someone that actually pissed on a fence.

JK

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:45 pm

His wife probably set the thing on fire after he decided to call the hospital to do something about his 4+ hour erection.

Most women I know would pull the phone out of the wall so a man couldn't make such a call.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:25 pm

Wow - he must have had a really hot date.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:34 pm

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Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:01 pm

Call Gunisess Book of records

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:36 pm

Thecatman wrote:Call Gunisess Book of records

Is there an Adult version?

Most women would love an endless fuck, but make sure you got plenty of lube.

I once smoked some excellent crank from some chemist that knew how to make it without impurities. I have to say viagra is like spanish fly compared to it. In fact, I don't do street crank because it crap loaded with impurities and doesn't really do much. But, I was at a party and someone highly recommended it because of who had made it.

A ten hour hard on and me girl was sore after an hour and a half. And end up jerking off for hours until she was ready again. I have to say I never cummed and cumed so many times and never lost an erection.

No wonder they supply it at whorehouses- cha-ching

AIIZ

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:34 am

One day, one day, we'll see this on TV in yet another bizzaro reality show.....Ron Jeremy's already got his......

click my heels twice and say "there's no place like home, there's no place like home".....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:05 am

cowboyangel wrote:One day, one day, we'll see this on TV in yet another bizzaro reality show.....Ron Jeremy's already got his......

click my heels twice and say "there's no place like home, there's no place like home".....

the hedgehog has a show?.......

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:42 am

yes, or he's featured on it. I don't watch the narcotic tube but I caught that in a hotel...... (funny sounding, I know....)

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:32 pm

My asst. fire chief told me he pissed on one of those fences they use on farms to keep the animals in, lotta horse farms where I live. He said it knocked him on his ass and his balls swelled up like grapefruits.