Confessions.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:25 am

ihlvr wrote:I confess I heard about BM3 years ago and still have not gone

Time to get a ticket, what are you waiting for?

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:20 pm

ihlvr wrote:I confess I heard about BM3 years ago and still have not gone

I am sorry then, your account will have to be suspended. You can only look a miximum of 2 years before going.

this is for your protection.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:48 pm

I confess that I really miss being an Eplaya regular. I don't know who hardly any of these people are.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:59 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:I confess that I really miss being an Eplaya regular. I don't know who hardly any of these people are.

Thats alright RG, your a stranger to us as well

Why dont you stay and play with us for awhile.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:43 pm

just watch out for JK.........don't stand in front of him.......

some of us noobs are ok........I guess?.........(looking quizzically at the "old timers" here........)..

ihlvr · Post by **ihlvr** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:08 pm

already got a ticket.....will be there for '09 finally

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:21 pm

I seriously considered making a doctors appointment, then I thought fuck it, I'll just start drinking a lot more.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:43 am

What a fine drunkeness!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:25 am

i like reno.

it's so wrong, it's right.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:29 am

what's an "old timer"?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:00 pm

someone who's been on eplaya a long time.........

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:00 pm

Sensei wrote:What a fine drunkeness!

he lives.

thank goodness.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:58 pm

joel the ornery wrote:he lives.

thank goodness.

Oh, listen to the Bionic Man. Glad to hear the new parts have been installed and you're back among the living yourself. Oh, and I heard about the growl. Freakin' hilarious!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:28 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:02 pm

*bumpo bumpo*

I confess! I torment men! They tell me to! They like it! Then they dress me up in wedding gowns and force me to call them Master! No, not really, I'm kidding.

I confess I broke open that bottle of Kona Coffee Liqueur that Mozy gifted to me and it was some good shit, I tell ya.

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:27 pm

I confess to the following and only the following:

I gave the anti-virgin a high protein tonsal wash.

I have created vile and unspeakable dishes with bacon and the Bakon Gawds forsaked me.

I love Aqua's Lollipop.

I have drank the alphabet, and have done the entire pharmacy.

I masturbate more often than I brush my teeth.

.... and I shall not recant!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:36 am

I am a bad girl. I confess.
I am a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad girl.
Damn that coconut rum! Shut the fuck up, monkey!

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:09 pm

You should be confessing that you stole boijoy's avatar, miss poo.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:26 am

Bounce530 wrote:You should be confessing that you stole boijoy's avatar, miss poo.

Yeah, I got all confused. I was wondering why boijoy sounded like monkey. I thought that monkey force fed boijoy coconut rum until I read your post and looked at the name above the avatar.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:18 am

Monkeypoo wrote:I am a bad girl. I confess.
I am a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad girl.
Damn that coconut rum! Shut the fuck up, monkey!

Confessing a secret desire?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:53 pm

Bounce530 wrote:You should be confessing that you stole boijoy's avatar, miss poo.

You know now that I think about it â€¦.she did bring over some potato salad the other day.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:41 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Bounce530 wrote:You should be confessing that you stole boijoy's avatar, miss poo.

You know now that I think about it â€¦.she did bring over some potato salad the other day.

I confess I did NOT steal boijoy's avatar during Easter Hannukah Zombie Jesus Day.
I confess I found it on photobucket or tinypic.
I confess, Mr. SmartyPantsMozyBonz, if ya know what's good for ya,
you will get your facts straight first before accusing anyone of stealing
another's avatar.

*runs off to hide her hidden avatar files of boijoy, pinemom, sail man,
sensei, mozybonz, ygmir, 007, ringofire, crytofishy, dvd player, actngrl, mfiles, antiM.....*

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:13 am

I confess that I am seriously considering a lawsuit against a hospital for causing me to get a staph infection. This non-existant triage and shitty ER treatment caused my recent hospitalization for a week for a nasty dog bite to the hand. Detials will be revealed in their own thread here in Open discussion to be titled "Staph on the increase calls for creative hospitalizations".

I know I shouldn't be so callous as to do this but money is all these businesses seem to care about. The only way I see to make sure nobody has to go through what I went through (or worse) is to sue their ass. Hopefully this will result in the following.

1) My not having to deal with the additional bills from hospital #2 that will arrive due to hospital #1s fuckups.

2) Action being taken against lazy hospital workers at hospital #1 that lost the fire and passion for healing folks right.

3) I'd be happy with a small amount of extra cash for my lost income for however long my hand is bunk. I'm gonna want even more if I lose the hand of course.

4) Word to get out about hospital #1 being totally fucked and hospital #2 being mildly fucked while hospital #3 (holy cross and related docs) being the best.

I know its probably not good to trust Catholics but they winded up being the best when compared to the welfare to work ones in hospital #1 and the greedy fucks at hospital #2. Go figure.. I found some decent docs and they wound up being followers of some dogma. I guess not all dogma fans are bad news. The ones that worship money are still the worst though.

Joltz · Post by **Joltz** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:39 pm

Hey Toolmaker, I can understand that. I have a friend who went through some lower back surgery lately and came out of the operation with a mysterious swollen eye. Considering he is paying them thousands and already has some serious injuries to recover from, I think he deserves some reparations for being caused more. I wish the best of luck to you.

I confess that I spent the money I was saving over the last year for BM this year on massage therapy school instead. Ah, one day I'll go...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:31 pm

I confess that yesterday at Mozy's party, ibdave raised up his shirt
exposing his nipples and chest, so I did likewise and pressed my
boobies against him in honor of Nipples, our sweeet bunny friend.

I confess that sometimes all it takes for me to raise up my tanktop
and bare my boobies and shimmy my nipples against a man's body
is to be dared without words.

I confess I am a naughty burner monkey.

Yay!!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun May 24, 2009 2:09 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:I confess that yesterday at Mozy's party, ibdave raised up his shirt
exposing his nipples and chest, so I did likewise and pressed my
boobies against him in honor of Nipples, our sweeet bunny friend.

I confess I am a naughty burner monkey.
Yay!!!

I confess that I have no Clue whats she's talking about...

Now where's my wingman ygmir???
I'm sure he can vouch for me...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:17 pm

ibdave wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:I confess that yesterday at Mozy's party, ibdave raised up his shirt
exposing his nipples and chest, so I did likewise and pressed my
boobies against him in honor of Nipples, our sweeet bunny friend.

I confess I am a naughty burner monkey.
Yay!!!
I confess that I have no Clue whats she's talking about...

Now where's my wingman ygmir???
I'm sure he can vouch for me...

been out working all day........just in..........
But, I'm your wing man all right,,,,,,yessir, righty-O.............
you tell me what to say, I'll swear to it, yessirreebob..............

I'll vouch for you, .....yikes!!!!..........

M-O-O-N, that spells "I'll say whatever he tells me".............

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:41 pm

ygmir wrote:M-O-O-N, that spells "I'll say whatever he tells me".............

Whatever HE tells you??? Fuck that shit!
Get yer ass back into the ROS, Ygmir, where you belong,
spell M-O-O-N however many times you think you need to,
do what *I* tell you to do, and no one gets hurt.
How's that?

I confess I like being bossy sometimes.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon May 25, 2009 4:42 pm

I confess.. I stole Uncle Stoner's mojo. In 2004?? I was hanging out with a new friend...we were shooting the shit about Oakland..or something.. Uncle Stoner came in and started chatting my friend up..making blatant sexual advances. She finally told him.. "I'm not going to think about sex, till I get back to Oakland!" He seemed pissed, as he stormed off. I then turned to my friend, and asked her.."So wanna go to my tent?" She replied.."Yeah! let's go!"
Uncle Stoner was escorted out of Burning Man the next night...for supposedly dosing some girl. Fucking Hippies!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon May 25, 2009 5:16 pm

the critical tits babes ought to be allowed to run over a dirt bag like that. Tied down to the playa dust and all....