The Bar

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:29 pm

OOO.. sounds like i'm in for a good. one.. I take two!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:37 pm

Hi Tinkerbell! Hi Nick. I'll take a tinkeria and Space pirate. It is important to always have one drink in each hand to maintain proper balance.

Are we having fun tonight?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:29 am

*walking in through secret barn entrance*

*scanning bar for left over patrons.*

Hhmm, the place is empty. Smells nice, though...........*scratching head*

fairy dust?........WTH?

well,

I'll just make some coffee...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:31 am

dammit!

you ruined my BOARD DOMINATION....

i'm taking it back...or maybe it's bored domination, whatever....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:50 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:dammit!

you ruined my BOARD DOMINATION....

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I've seen your partner............

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:54 am

i'm glad to see that hillary is ready to whip the world into shape ....!

mmmm, coffee smells good ....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:28 am

g'morning.....
heheheee...now if Hill's really wore that Billy would never had played with cigars!

Hi ya!
((Tinkerbell))!!!!!!!! welcome back!

Wow Mule...sounds like your weekend was a blast...Mine too, anytime ya get to hang out with a bunch of crazy fucking burners and more on Skype...is allllll good!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:37 am

I'm hungry, who wants to go in on a pizza with me? Coffee does smell good, but I think I'm ready for a brewski bout now..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:43 am

I"m ready

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:24 am

Hi everyone, I am at work so I just wanted to drop in and say hi!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:33 am

HI RS,
care for some pizza?

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:46 am

I would love some, does it have sun dried tomatoes and anchovies?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:57 am

it does, madam..........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:58 am

for folks with their pizza......

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:19 pm

yay, a chance to deploy the 4chan-pizzaporn!

4Chan wrote:
<J> Your pretty funny
<DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx
<J> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<J> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
<J> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<J> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<J> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<J> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<J> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

<DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<J> You can't hurry good pizza.
<J> I'm on my way now though

<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<J> How did you know?
<J> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<J> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<J> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<J> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> wtf?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat
<DirtyKate> Fuk

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:17 pm

Hi Red Sunflower!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:55 pm

Haya All!!!.... That pizza needs somthin..... Mmmmmmm........

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:58 pm

*sniffs crystal bowl, recognizes smell of oats and decides it's safe*

*licks lips, belches*

pizza!!!!

that's not anything like peanut butter, is it?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:57 pm

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littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:07 pm

mmmmm ... thanks for the tune, mozy ...

would you like a bit o' cognac with your led?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:09 pm

thank you.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:14 pm

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:06 pm

flowers, flowers ..... i love pretty flowers .... thank you! heee

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:04 am

hi all just passing through tonight see you in the morning.

my internet is finally back up.

the rebbi

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:54 am

*tapping barn door in case Mule is there*
*walking into bar back door, noting all is well*
*build fire, put kettle on for coffee, setting out additives*

well, I see the ROS is empty, and, clean, I guess I'll kick back and, listen to some Doors.........*flipping power switch on Juke*

How's everyone? Anyone?..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:21 am

Howdy Ygmir...Hi RedSunflower! BoxB!

((mozY))

Sorry, didnt post much this weekend...probably will be posting a wee bit less over coming week till I get all the village summitt news filed in brain and on paper.
Just wanted to stop in and give some (((((((((yum yum HUGGYS))))))))

Oh Little flower...any minute the fed boy is suppose to arrive with a new batch of fishy's...Ill take a pic!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:19 pm

Thanks for the hugs PM.

Nice fire, YG. I think I'll just sit down here in front of the fire for a good nap.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:22 pm

after that good za ygmir, you top it off with some good tunes. Nothing like some good Doors. I sure do wonder what they would have become if Jim hadnt gone off and "moved" to Paris.

What did you think of Val Kilmer as Jim in the movie? I thought he looked eerily like JM.

Snow is done, roads are somewhat clear, ambulance is no longer wallowing about...............

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:21 pm

*walks in the bar with his new hottie ...MS butterface .

"ill have a black russian and a paperbag plz"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:01 am

*strolling into bar via super secret entrance, closes cupboard door*

well, looks like a quiet night..........well...........hhhhhmmmmm, *noting leather paraphernalia near the ROS, AtG's name tag, and,
a pic of Monica Lewinski on the wall with darts in it.............*

well,
some one had fun............*gets lysol wipes for ROS*

I think I'll plug the espresso in today, for a treat.

Who wants one?

perhaps, a splash?...........

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