Burning Man Screwed me! How about you?

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:00 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:thank you...i have a court date on wed.

you see, i did have a warrant for outstanding unlicensed op motor vehicle.

however i was not driving at time.

when taken into custody and finally had to produce someone with id who would id me they then arrested me again

the first probable cause was bullshit and i'm going to fight it even if it costs me...

the asswipe said he "smelled" marijuana near me.....what a crock...i had none on me and had not been smoking anytime recently.

i guess it's my word against his, in which case i'm fucked.
Tell him a skunk humped you after the Man screwed you.

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Post by betrdanevr » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:08 pm

I'll tell ya a secret. Women like big noses, too. :lol: :lol:

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Post by ibdave » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:46 pm

Bump, just so antiM can see what we all have been up to...... :roll: :P :shock:
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Post by betrdanevr » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:52 pm

Rut-roh, ibdave. We may be in twubble! 8) :lol:

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Post by AntiM » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:01 am

ibdave wrote:Bump, just so antiM can see what we all have been up to...... :roll: :P :shock:
I dunno, forgiving Barbara is very difficult for me...

Okay, I have a headache and may have missed something, but how can it be there was no, "I'll pay you $60 just to shut the fuck up?" Or offer $60 for him to stay home?

Good thing I missed the cancer bit, I'd have had to do my noble survivor thing. I hate doing the noble survivor thing, I'm just lucky. But it is a good hole card.

And good thing I missed the threats, I'd have had to ice the thread with quotes from the TOS or guidelines. Like the ones about not making personal threats.

You're not alone you know. I'm not the only moderator. Besides, whatcha going to do? Run in the halls?

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:10 am

i cant even remember what this thread was about, something about barbara sucking somebodies nose for $60, but anyways, as far as my legal problems are concerned, everything went as well as could be expected.


turns out i worked with the judge on a few campaigns and it was time to collect some of that Democratic Good Will.

the Old Boy network still rocks, and i have renewed faith in our Justice system because i was able to circumvent it....


god, it's so good to be white, and connected.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:54 am

don't get comfortable there, Simon.......the Messiah will be changing that soon enough..
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:56 am

last time i checked, Oreos still had a creamy filling.


i'm not worried in the least bit.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:03 am

you've not seen the ones with chocolate filling?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:29 am

and if you think Burning Man Screwed You, how about Hank Paulson?

he stuck it so far up our collective asses that it came out of our mouths and is resting just under the tip of our collective noses.


smells like shit, huh?

TARP robs $78 billion in taxpayer cash

Posted Feb 6th 2009 9:42AM by Peter Cohan
Filed under: Economic data, Recession, Financial Crisis

The Congressional Oversight Panel (COP) reports today that Hank Paulson's Troubled Asset Recovery Plan (TARP) stole $78 billion of our money. This sounds like a huge under count to me -- I would put the figure at much closer to $350 billion. The questions now are what to do about TARP and whether similar waste can be prevented for the next $350 billion.

How did COP arrive at the $78 billion? It claims that TARP received bank assets worth $176 billion in exchange for capital purchases of $254 billion. Two hundred banks have gotten TARP money so far. In addition to assets, TARP has gotten preferred stock and warrants in exchange for its cash. And I would guess that the amount taxpayers have lost is well in excess of the $78 billion.


How so? First, the assets probably do not trade, therefore they could be worth much less than models estimate. And second, the COPs' calculations appear to exclude the decline in value of the preferred stock and warrants that has probably occurred since bank stocks have fallen so much in the last several months. Moreover, the bigger question that remains unanswered is this: What specific benefits, if any, has the global financial system gotten as a result of the $350 billion already spent -- (a fraction of the $9 trillion in capital outlays and guarantees made so far)?

The standard answer appears to be that the system would have collapsed without TARP. While this "argument" seems to "work" for some people, I find it completely unconvincing. I have not heard one specific explanation that connects the TARP money to blocking the failure of the financial system.

What would help convince me is if someone could demonstrate that a specific part of the financial system -- say an individual bank -- would have failed if it had not received the TARP money. Moreover, I would like to see an explanation of how that bank failure would have caused the entire financial system to collapse along with that bank. Finally, I would like to understand how getting that money would be more cost-effective for taxpayers than an orderly bankruptcy filing.

Meanwhile, the question remains of what to do with the next $350 billion. As I posted, I would like to put the money into my colleague's plan -- to let the FDIC buy the, say, 15% of bad mortgages out of Mortgage-Backed Securities (MBSs) and Collateralized Debt Obligations (CDOs). This FDIC buy would let those MBSs and CDOs trade at 90% of their face value and would relieve financial institutions of their hundreds of billions of Level 3 assets which are dragging down the system. The FDIC could then use its control of the mortgages and its skill at restructuring to help struggling homeowners.

The $78 billion taxpayer ripoff on TARP I is on Hank Paulson, let's hope Tim Geithner does not make the same mistakes with TARP II.
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Post by catinthehood » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:46 am

9000 tickets on sale and a zillion people that want them. I bought my tickets like I was playing the lottery. If I couldn't get tier 1 tickets I knew I could get tier 2. No one "deserves" anything, except perhaps a little respect. See it as banking $60 worth of karma and the next time something goes your way or exceeds expectations you'll know it all worked out in the end. Better luck next year, hope you go this year and that all the negative mojo this accumulated gets reset for you.

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Post by Oldguy » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:47 pm

Life is hard, and then you die.

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Post by mdmf007 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:03 pm

Oldguy wrote:Life is hard, and then you die.
This thread made it two weeks without being dug up.

woot!

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Post by Elderberry » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:37 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
Oldguy wrote:Life is hard, and then you die.
This thread made it two weeks without being dug up.

woot!
LOL, ya I noticed that earlier--I thought it was interesting that the person who revived this thread chose this topic for their first post on eplaya!

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Post by AntiM » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:53 pm

ygmir wrote:you've not seen the ones with chocolate filling?
Those are good... you pop them open, squirt some EZ cheddar cheez in ... you know, the stuff in the can, close the Oreo, then wrap in bacon. Shelf-stable bacon. You can feel the salt and sugar slamming into your system as you shove the entire thing in your mouth.

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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:18 pm

AntiM wrote:
ygmir wrote:you've not seen the ones with chocolate filling?
Those are good... you pop them open, squirt some EZ cheddar cheez in ... you know, the stuff in the can, close the Oreo, then wrap in bacon. Shelf-stable bacon. You can feel the salt and sugar slamming into your system as you shove the entire thing in your mouth.
you, madam, are a goddess..........
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Post by AntiM » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:25 pm

Actually, I'm a freakin' princess, but I will accept the nomination. Thank you!

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Post by mdmf007 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:51 pm

ygmir wrote:
AntiM wrote:
ygmir wrote:you've not seen the ones with chocolate filling?
Those are good... you pop them open, squirt some EZ cheddar cheez in ... you know, the stuff in the can, close the Oreo, then wrap in bacon. Shelf-stable bacon. You can feel the salt and sugar slamming into your system as you shove the entire thing in your mouth.
you, madam, are a goddess..........
Couldnt you roll it in Graham cracker crust - Deep fry it, and then dip it in butter to Serve?

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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:01 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote:
AntiM wrote: Those are good... you pop them open, squirt some EZ cheddar cheez in ... you know, the stuff in the can, close the Oreo, then wrap in bacon. Shelf-stable bacon. You can feel the salt and sugar slamming into your system as you shove the entire thing in your mouth.
you, madam, are a goddess..........
Couldnt you roll it in Graham cracker crust - Deep fry it, and then dip it in butter to Serve?
I see the makings of an "Iron Chef America" episode.............

I wanna be a judge.....
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Post by CapSmashy » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:29 pm

I just wanna know if I made it to the front of the line or not.
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Post by OnceTheDustClears » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:15 pm

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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:16 pm

I'll eat that.........or help........

no hands...........
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