HDTV....the awful truth.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:48 pm

it stands for Hypnotic Direct Transfer Vehicle.

its how thoughts, ideas and emotions can be beamed straight into our sub-conscious, without the beneficial filters of reason, or logic.

we can now experience them, via our minds eye and the lovely super delicious alpha and beta waves generated by said devices.

ever wonder why you are "Buzzing" after an extended video bender, or possibly watching a double header of movies...

you've been receiving a mental massage, similar to your own brain waves...

well, HDTV is even BETTER at making you a slave to the tube...it's designed to do so.

so just like any other drug, this one should have at least, a warning label, like for Ambien and Lunestra...."warning, may cause sleep crime" or something along those lines.

Warning...this device will steal the very essence of your life....your valuble time, and replace it with false memories and pseudo-spirituality"

i'm just sayin'....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:11 pm

Amen Bro. Same shit, packaged in a more expensive wrapper. Heroin of the mind. Corporate America's best psyops strategy of the century.

I'm up for lining a bunch of the evil tubes up in the desert and AR-15-ing them.
Idiot box muthafuckers.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:39 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Amen Bro. Same shit, packaged in a more expensive wrapper. Heroin of the mind. Corporate America's best psyops strategy of the century.

I'm up for lining a bunch of the evil tubes up in the desert and AR-15-ing them.
Idiot box muthafuckers.

I think it includes the feds........gov/indust manipulation..........

(who is Landru?)

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:22 am

>>>>I'm up for lining a bunch of the evil tubes up in the desert and AR-15-ing them.
Idiot box muthafuckers.<<<<

or just try the off button.............

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:13 am

it is much more fun to shoot them.

i used to pick up sets by the side of the road, and whenever cheney would piss me off on Sunday Morning Meet the Press, etc, etc, i would throw a brick at him...

it's very cathartic, and inexpensive.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:49 pm

misfit wrote:>>>>I'm up for lining a bunch of the evil tubes up in the desert and AR-15-ing them.
Idiot box muthafuckers.<<<<

or just try the off button............. :?

what? and no exploding glass and violent puffs of atomized mater and the satisfaction that you've cleaned up a little bit of the planet, one TV at a time? (ya, I know, leave no trace, I pick up the debris.....)

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:14 pm

Here is a great read on the subject...

http://www.raven1.net/synthtel.htm

the rebbi

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:24 am

Dr. Carl worked for Us at MRU!

(mankind research unlimited)...

everything is finally coming together.

singularity is just around the corner.

prepare to evolve, you nasty little fuck monkeys.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:42 am

Insert Super Duper Evil Laugh ***********here**********

now please stand by for a commercial.

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:02 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:10 am

if only...........

I note her name..........I wonder if she has any relations here?

"collide", perhaps?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:36 am

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can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:48 pm

Curious; http://www.prisonplanet.com/hidden-spy- ... v-box.html

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:15 pm

yeah, yeah, yeah...

how many people would it take to keep an eye on the millions of poor and/or elderly city people who get converter boxes? how much are they paid? how does the government keep them quiet? next thing you'll tell me is that americans don't want those jobs, so they hire illegal aliens ... they'd be easier to keep quiet, too, especially those who don't speak english.

if this is true, it must also be true that those cable/dish boxes have cameras. and digital tvs, as well! not to mention computers and telephones and those automatic toilet flushers at the airport and ...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:34 am

Don't you love science fiction?

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A classic.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:26 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:it stands for Hypnotic Direct Transfer Vehicle.

its how thoughts, ideas and emotions can be beamed straight into our sub-conscious, without the beneficial filters of reason, or logic.

we can now experience them, via our minds eye and the lovely super delicious alpha and beta waves generated by said devices.

ever wonder why you are "Buzzing" after an extended video bender, or possibly watching a double header of movies...

you've been receiving a mental massage, similar to your own brain waves...

well, HDTV is even BETTER at making you a slave to the tube...it's designed to do so.

so just like any other drug, this one should have at least, a warning label, like for Ambien and Lunestra...."warning, may cause sleep crime" or something along those lines.

Warning...this device will steal the very essence of your life....your valuble time, and replace it with false memories and pseudo-spirituality"

i'm just sayin'....

Will these be anything like Blipverts?

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:09 pm

This.

San Francisco's Mission district has a new free television station. Pirate Cat Radio proprietor, Monkey, as he calls himself, got his hands on some tv gear and is broadcasting on the analog channel 13. Right now Pirate Cat TV can only be seen a few blocks from its Mission transmitter but Monkey plans on moving the antenna to a new location in the near future.

"If you haven't heard about it yet then the FCC isn't doing their job of informing you that a lot of tv stations are switching from the analog broadcasts to the hd broadcasts and you'll have to buy a new converter box. So instead of buying a new converter box what you can do is keep your tv set that you have now, put rabbit ears on it , and get the all new Pirate Cat Tv," says Monkey.

Monkey says programming will run the gamut from local news type shows to the work of local filmmakers.

So batten down the hatches, raise the Jolly Roger, and put your parrot to bed. The Pirates are over the airwaves. Let's just hope Monkey can find a crowsnest high enough to mount his transmitter so we can all watch Pirate Cat TV.

Robert Wellington is an award winning photojournalist who likes bacon.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:46 pm

bump.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:48 pm

What past time are you shooting for, how much does it pay, and how are you getting back there? I suppose I should also ask what you want to do while back there. (Shoot a dinosaur? See what happened with the Red Sea? Stand guard outside a certain box in a certain theater while the President and his wife take in a play? Other?)

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:57 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:This.

San Francisco's Mission district has a new free television station. Pirate Cat Radio proprietor, Monkey, as he calls himself, got his hands on some tv gear and is broadcasting on the analog channel 13. Right now Pirate Cat TV can only be seen a few blocks from its Mission transmitter but Monkey plans on moving the antenna to a new location in the near future.

"If you haven't heard about it yet then the FCC isn't doing their job of informing you that a lot of tv stations are switching from the analog broadcasts to the hd broadcasts and you'll have to buy a new converter box. So instead of buying a new converter box what you can do is keep your tv set that you have now, put rabbit ears on it , and get the all new Pirate Cat Tv," says Monkey.

Monkey says programming will run the gamut from local news type shows to the work of local filmmakers.

So batten down the hatches, raise the Jolly Roger, and put your parrot to bed. The Pirates are over the airwaves. Let's just hope Monkey can find a crowsnest high enough to mount his transmitter so we can all watch Pirate Cat TV.

Robert Wellington is an award winning photojournalist who likes bacon.

Is that pirate station still around? I wouldn't be surprised if the FCC shut 'em down shortly after the article came out.

HDTV....the awful truth.

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