The Bar

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:27 am

me too usually, but most of the people on these boards are Drug-addled Freaks with no sense of Irony.

(my sense of irony is well developed, for a drug-addled freak...)

i have to keep it translucent for any of it to stick..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:30 am

yes, one of lifes great dichotomies........and a paradox.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:39 am

*as he struggled with the two agents to secure the top secret briefings he cried*

"you'll NEVER get the Docs outta Me! you Pair of Dicks!"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:44 am

*wondering if the captured agent is dyslexic, and, bisexual?*...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:57 am

as a straight man who wont even go for a colonoscopy so he can enter into the Kingdom of Heaven with a virgin Ass, i think i can truthfully say that Bi is merely a bus stop on the road to Gay.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:03 am

ok, thanks for the clarification.....if were you were dyslexic, an assumption could have been made......well.......

Just trying to allow for preservation of the perception of your purity........or at least predilections.........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:08 am

some people have said that both my teeth and my butt-hole are permanently clenched.

i think thats an unfair ass-essment, butt, they tend to be cheeky.... my friends that is.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:08 am

so, none of your kitchen appliaces include a "felch-a-matic"?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:11 am

no, but i do have a Wolf Bagger.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:24 am

** peeks in, listening to conversation ****

felch-o-matic? wolf bagger? hmmmm ....... sneaks away .....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:29 am

hey, look, she's crawlin'...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:54 am

crazy boys ....

**mumbles under her breath**

poof! *disappears*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:00 am

littleflower wrote: poof! *disappears*

hhhmmmm , wolf bagger?........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:42 am

she saw the piece of bacon i had dangling on a string and ran for the fucking door.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:50 am

which is it?
door #1
door #2
or...........
door #3

show us, Johnny.............

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:11 am

*walks through door number three*

Hey YG! Sorry I haven't been round lately. Been battling the cold. No, not a cold the cold. Barn's been frozen a few times and we've had to clean it with a tractor. Makes for some long days. I've also been making mead pomegranate is up to 13.6% alc and I gotta transfer the cranberry into a carboy today. I also decided that paying for honey is stupid and am going to try keeping some bees this summer.

So, got any hot drinks around to warm me up?

*notices a swishing tail in the rafters*

Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:16 am

Jet Set wrote:
Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.

There is no real contraptionâ€¦. itâ€™s all photo shop.

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:31 am

MozyBonz wrote:
Jet Set wrote:
Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.
There is no real contraptionâ€¦. itâ€™s all photo shop.

LOL, ok, so I'm optimistic

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:57 pm

There is no contraption, like there is no spoon?

Hiya folks...

I've referenced 'pee funnels' twice in the last two days, so I figure Burning Man is calling me back... woot!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:53 pm

Hey, JS, nice to see you.....glad all is well, been wonderin where you went........
dang that cold, it's supposed to get in the high 60's here today..........
bbbrrrr,,,,,,,,,,giggle..........

how about a warm drink? comin' up.....

and snacks?

that mead sounds great........I'm hoping to start mine soon....and, I got the everclear, so, also starting some absinthe.......soon.......

seeya

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:41 pm

I think it's beer:30....... Ygmir, are you pouring?

Wow, Xta!!!.... nice to see you.....

How have you been, are you going this year?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:43 pm

i am so ready for the weekend.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:24 pm

Here ya go Titwi

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:47 pm

anyone else?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:12 pm

excellent selection, boxburner!

could i please have one of each.... ?

* grabs a chair in a dark corner, prepares for revolution *

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:59 pm

careful LF......if you grab the ROS.....you might get surprised.......

nice beers BB, thanks..........

How's everyone with no life tonight, like me?

I mean that in a loving way, of course........

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:37 pm

OOOO BB, can I have one of the new castles? I got to try it during the holidays and it was pretty good!

Oh, thanks for the drinks and snacks YG! just what I needed. The cranberry brew isn't doing as great after the first week at only 4.1%, but I'm sure it'll come along alright.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:14 pm

JS:
what sort of yeast do you use?
I had grand success with champagne yeast.......

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:23 am

Hmmmm, I have a feeling I have been here before...???
Seems like a lifetime ago.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:27 am

goathead wrote:Hmmmm, I have a feeling I have been here before...???
Seems like a lifetime ago.

does this look like your beautiful house?
is that your beautiful wife?
do you see your beautiful car?

HEY, GH!!!!
nice to see you, where you been?

I thought the PGA tour might have kidnapped you relating to your "playa golf" game.........

beverage?