The person below me

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:59 pm

I hope that is TRUE! (I am trying to get answers out of people right now, actually. Maybe I will try to find that co-worker at that temp job I had one summer who was interested in Burning Man...)

TPBM has no clue what Lakes of Fire even is!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:27 pm

true ... although i can guess a few things about it ...

TPBM would love to go if they didn't live so far away

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:15 pm

And MAN! Do I live far far away..... haulin' that truck & trailer from Kentucky is really a LOAD !

TPBM needs a bath.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:04 am

Probably

TPBM is trying to dodge that seasonal bug that's going around

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:02 am

So far so good.

TPBM has a very unusual playa name.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:02 am

unsuccessfully.......I got it bad.......cough.......

TPBM is also sick with the flu

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:55 am

No, but I make a great Hot Toddy that would fix you right up.

TPBM uses alcohol to kill the flu bug.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:13 pm

No, but I did get the shot.

TPBM is looking forward to the days when he can wear depends at the gold course.

(Dang, I"m in a funny mood to write that.)

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:47 pm

I gave worn depends for fun, but cant say im looking forward to it.

The Person Below Me has made out with the same sex.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:57 am

ewww, I cant even kiss my brother

TPBM has never kissed anybody of the opposite sex.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:21 am

False, that's my preference (as recent experience has confirmed).

I made out with a girl for the first time last weekend. It was fun, but something was missing.

Made out with a boy this weekend (thanks to smoochdome!), and oh yeah, it wasn't missing.

TPBM has never done it on the playa.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:04 pm

I ate "it's it" if that's what you mean..........

TPBM Likes to "do it" where people can watch, on the playa

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:07 pm

i'll eat it's its on the playa whenever anyone gives me any! and if i'm the only one who has one, and people are watching ... even better!

TPBM is ready to give it on the playa as soon as possible

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:13 pm

Yep. Here ya go.
TPBM doesn't get it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:20 pm

True. I am perennially out of it.

TPBM has a drawer of unmatched gloves.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:25 pm

No, but I do have a drawer of unmatched socks.

TPBM has too many underwear that their mother would never let them wear on an ambulance ride.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:26 pm

No...I have pretty underwear.

TPBM doesn't wear underwear.

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:00 pm

Yep, I love my Commando underoos.

TPBM has a collection of other peoples underwear.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:22 pm

Hmm..., the dorms I work in do have boxes in the laundry rooms for unclaimed clothing articles and I have put stuff into them. If you mean my own personal collection at home, well, I have never taken anyone else's underwear home (that I will admit), and definitely haven't worn it around town with an unwrapped "it's it" tucked between my-- er, actually I had never even heard of that snack before reading this thread!

TPBM prefers their clothes coated in dark chocolate and vanilla ice cream!

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:46 pm

Although that sounds tasty - No,

TPBM is tired of trying to explain to acquaintances that BM is not a "Hippie Drug Love Fest" as seen on TV.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:54 pm

It's not??? *annoying winky smiley here*

TPBM is amazed that so many people have never heard of BM.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:07 am

That's... actually TRUE! Heck, I'd heard of it some time well before 1996, and it took me until 2006 to actually make it... WHAT IN THE HECK WAS EVERYONE DOING ALL THAT TIME SO THAT THEY STILL HADN'T HEARD OF IT?!!

(darn, my caps lock key got stuck there for a bit.)

TPBM would like to be God-for-a-Day just to mess with people!

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:12 am

I prefer to be the Deity at the right hand of God, and I don't mess with people, I like to help...
TPBM loves Bushmill's...

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:45 am

I do enjoy a shot now and then.
Okay, now and now and then and then.

TPBM collects odd things and will tell us what.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:11 am

YES! i collect human teeth, and i take them while your sleeping.

tpbm wears dentures

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:53 am

Wrong - This guy brushes his teeth religously

But, The Person Below Me just did their taxes and is screwed!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:11 am

Not quite yet, I'm always screwed with my taxes so I wait till the last minute.

TPBM has already gotten a whopper of a tax return back and wants to be my new best bud

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:13 am

I did them more than a week ago and have already gotten the refunds! I spent part on a notebook computer at Circuit City (whose sales price was about what I could have gotten elsewhere, non-sale, but I was there and had the money, so....) The rest of the refunds are going to go to bills, unfortunately.

TPBM pretty much broke even on their taxes and is getting or owes less than $100US!

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:37 pm

Well, I didn't pay anything into taxes last year, and I'm not getting anything back, so I guess that's true!

TPBM prefers taxidermy over taxes

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:40 pm

No...I like live animals.

TPBM
IS an animal.