This is why you're fat

StarShineScars · Post by **StarShineScars** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:37 pm

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Woot Bacon Burger Dog With Cheese!

This is the epitome of fat Americans.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:00 pm

StarShineScars wrote:http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Woot Bacon Burger Dog With Cheese! :D This is the epitome of fat Americans.

How did you know?

Get out of my mind!

Leave me alone!

Stop the voices!

I can't eat just one!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:11 pm

the problem with that is?.................

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:22 pm

I think Denny's still has the bacon-chile-cheese-dog on thier menu, but that has little to do with my fat.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:14 pm

Don't really care that much for hot dogs, but when they are wrapped with bacon I might like 'em!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:23 am

because of my condition (marfans syndrome) i have less than 2% sub-cutaneous fat, and always will. Hence, i will never get fat no matter how hard i try.

bring those greasy porky cheesy chili thangs over here, i'll deal with them safely.

now back to your exercycles, all of you fatty fatty bombalatties, i've got work to do.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, deep fried.

StarShineScars · Post by **StarShineScars** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:01 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:because of my condition (marfans syndrome) i have less than 2% sub-cutaneous fat, and always will. Hence, i will never get fat no matter how hard i try.

bring those greasy porky cheesy chili thangs over here, i'll deal with them safely.

now back to your exercycles, all of you fatty fatty bombalatties, i've got work to do.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, deep fried.

heh. "fatty fatty bombalatties." That's great.

And really, all the junk food you could ever want and never get fat? Talk about time for a sundae party

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:12 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:because of my condition (marfans syndrome) i have less than 2% sub-cutaneous fat, and always will. Hence, i will never get fat no matter how hard i try.

bring those greasy porky cheesy chili thangs over here, i'll deal with them safely.

now back to your exercycles, all of you fatty fatty bombalatties, i've got work to do.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, deep fried.

Yes, you won't get fat, but I'm going to laugh when your arteries clog and harden.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:19 pm

capjbadger wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:because of my condition (marfans syndrome) i have less than 2% sub-cutaneous fat, and always will. Hence, i will never get fat no matter how hard i try.

bring those greasy porky cheesy chili thangs over here, i'll deal with them safely.

now back to your exercycles, all of you fatty fatty bombalatties, i've got work to do.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, deep fried.
Yes, you won't get fat, but I'm going to laugh when your arteries clog and harden.

using the correct technique, and, clogging/hardening the right arteries, he could become the "priapism poster child".........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:25 pm

Having Priapism is the funnest way to have to make a trip to the emergency room.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:13 pm

i have faith in the availability of spare parts mechanical/digital or otherwise in the not to distant future.

and there's always Craigslist, Rio de Janiero, Medical supplies section.

drink up me hearties, somewhere some kid's got a kidney for you.

"oh, the gallstone of that man"

"now that your dying, can i have your liver, lover?"

parts is parts.

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:24 pm

It's not the bacon, or burger, or chilli, or dog, or cheese, or onion, or pickles, or jalipino, or even the bun that it is all on. It's the fact that most Americans eat and then just sit around and watch TV or play those stupid vidio games. You don't have to go to the gym and work out like Arnold, but you should do something, take a walk, take a hike ,ride a bike,
Fat is as Lazy does!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:27 pm

dang.....

I knew I was missing a critical part of this age old puzzle............

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:35 pm

I pulled an ass muscle bowling with my wii.

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:01 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I pulled an ass muscle bowling with my wii.

Your putting the wii remote in the wrong spot.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:08 am

I always have kinda thought the reason I am fat had something to do with a large number of large fat cells or somethin'...?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:41 am

goto here for the latest in all natural, organic dieting techniques.

http://tapeworm.com

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:01 am

just put these pics near the dining table......they'll curb your appetite.......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:38 am

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:42 am

ygmir wrote:just put these pics near the dining table......they'll curb your appetite.......

Yes, I suppose gouging my eyes out would help me lose a little weight...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:01 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Having Priapism is the funnest way to have to make a trip to the emergency room.

2nd funniest is when they insert the dildo too far

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:36 pm

Do what I do - paddle on a dragon-boat racing crew, burn shitloads of calories, THEN eat American shit.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:04 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:because of my condition (marfans syndrome) i have less than 2% sub-cutaneous fat, and always will. Hence, i will never get fat no matter how hard i try.

Yeah, but you're going to suffer extream frustration with always being compared to Lincoln.

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