I'm shy... Crap.

Felicity A La Dreamer · Post by **Felicity A La Dreamer** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:25 am

Greetings!

I reside in the Portlandia of Oregonland and I'm looking forward to losing my Burning Man virginity this year.

I've read around about preparation and the like, and have been looking for other people in the area who are interested in Burning Man so I may have a chance at carpooling since I don't know if I'd be ready to make the venture out alone.

Also, just looking for other folks to chat with.

:o I make dream catchers! Very nice ones, too.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:52 am

Greetings Felicity, welcome to eplayaland.

I dont think you'll have any problems finding peeps out your way, why the west coast is practically infested with burners. Ummm, have you had your shots yet?

Felicity A La Dreamer · Post by **Felicity A La Dreamer** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:57 am

Ah! Many thanks for the greetings!

I'm sure that finding people won't be a problem... it's just the whole getting over my silly awkwardness thing and actually talking to them.

Shots? What shots?

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:10 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK

Felicity A La Dreamer · Post by **Felicity A La Dreamer** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:42 am

Thank you, sir!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:03 pm

Felicity A La Dreamer wrote:Ah! Many thanks for the greetings!

I'm sure that finding people won't be a problem... it's just the whole getting over my silly awkwardness thing and actually talking to them.

Shots? What shots?

Felicity A La Dreamer · Post by **Felicity A La Dreamer** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:07 pm

Oh right. Sweet. And I'll be 21 this year so it will actually be legal.

YES!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:04 pm

You can be shy. Just develop an outgoing playa alter-ego!

Welcome home.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:38 pm

Bring a big paddle and spank everyone you meet.

Spankings are great to give and recieve.

just don't try to spank me..........

.............and welcome to E-playa.
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Squirt is a regional in your area , I think 3rd weekend of july, go there to meet local burners.

Beware of anyone named Dexter.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: Squirt is a regional in your area , I think 3rd weekend of july, go there to meet local burners.

Good advice! (Except it's called SOAK, not Squirt) Regional Burns are a great way to get your feet wet, and we have a great one!

This year it happens on July 26-28.

Also, there are BBQs every Tuesday night at Watershed here in P-town, which is another good way to connect with the local Burning community.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:03 pm

Just tell everyone you're not shy.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:15 pm

and go with it, you'll surprise yourself.

Igneouss · Post by **Igneouss** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:49 am

Welcome
Look up my group on the playa. We're all virgins and at least 3 or 4 are your age. Our camp is intended for virgins that want a friendly launching point from which to explore BM

Cheers,
Igneous and Mercury et.al.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:43 am

Igneouss wrote:Welcome
Look up my group on the playa. We're all virgins and at least 3 or 4 are your age. Our camp is intended for virgins that want a friendly launching point from which to explore BM

Cheers,
Igneous and Mercury et.al.

Oh Oh, a camp full of virgins?! Whatever you do, don't let Simon find out

Igneouss · Post by **Igneouss** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:58 am

We plan on keeping the location a secret from certain barbarians and simon-types

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:11 am

yeah, right.

we know where you will camp, and what organic muesli you will eat for breakfast.

we know what hair care products you use, and who your second grade teacher was

also, you should get that rash checked, it's not psoriasis.

Thanks and have a Great day!

The Team at FaceBook.

Igneouss · Post by **Igneouss** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:20 am

LOL
Here I am in my little cubicle, laughing at my monitor...

Funny that Facebook gets bashed for what Google does every day.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:27 am

serge and larry would NEVER sell you out....

google is a kindly old uncle, like that nice black man from br'er rabbit.

Igneouss · Post by **Igneouss** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:39 am

We've decided to stay unofficial. Not a theme camp. So far we've had no trouble attracting campers. Shoot, if we get bored we'll simply advertise the location which should result in a sudden influx of barbarians along with Simon and crew...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:44 am

this year the tickets have rfid chips in them.

evolve, already, privacy is so, like, LAST MONTH....

ps. you got something on the corner of your mouth, looks like food.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:40 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote: we know where you will camp, and what organic muesli you will eat for breakfast.

Oh good. I was getting so tired of the granola virgins.

Igneouss · Post by **Igneouss** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:52 pm

We're all meat eaters...at least so far

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:11 pm

Felicity A La Dreamer wrote:Oh right. Sweet. And I'll be 21 this year so it will actually be legal.

YES!

Great! Then you can come by our camp and we'll legally get you plasterd in our lava lounge volcano!

-=THE BUSH=- Back in 2009 and sacrificing virgins to the volcano gods!

~Norm

"I used to have a handle on life, then it broke!"

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:29 am

I think I woke up from a drinking binge in Portlandia of Oregonland once... Damn cats with AKs chased me there. Bastards always wait till I start drinkin...

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:26 pm

bx1 wrote:Damn cats with AKs

Damn cats with AKs...

I'm shy... Crap.

You're not shy... are you?

I'm shy... Crap.