Jaded old timer's thread.

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:11 pm

"No, it's not okay for you to smoke dope in my camp."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:19 pm

"My other festival is the Hajj"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:23 pm

How are you keeping up-and-coming newbys from posting here?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:34 pm

"It was better when Martha Stewart hand-crocheted the Man."

"It's not MY camel."

"You haven't really been to Burning Man until you've survived a 12-hour dust storm."

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:37 pm

"Burning Man doesn't start until something important is FUBAR."

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:54 pm

"Your art sucks."

"Taking E = Participation."

"Do you have eveything I need to survive in the desert?"

"I went to Burning Man and all I stole was this T-shirt."

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:58 pm

"Spectator"

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:04 pm

"Radical self-fornication."

"My other art car ran over your tent."

Pharmaceutical
Leeching
Un-artistic
Raver

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:10 pm

"I'm with Her --->" (or Him, or both Her/Him, depending)

"Lookin' for Playa Love
(Playa Lust will do!)"

"If found face down, return to 4:30 & Esplanade"

regards, Jafe

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:14 pm

Shutup and put some pants on.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:20 pm

"You're MOOP. Remove yourself."

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:32 pm

"Spectator"

mind if I make that?

Cooky · Post by **Cooky** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:56 pm

We have a tradition of screaming "Get out of my fucking camp you e-dosin' hippie motherfucker" around 3:00 AM daily at camp Ubercarney.

I like to think of those moments when the newbies get going on the whole "spirit of burningman" discussion. Call me jaded but I'm not sure I get the whole kinder gentler burn.

Cooky

Karma · Post by **Karma** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:04 am

"Do you have eveything I need to survive in the desert?"

That was the best Rob !

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:30 am

stuart wrote:
"Spectator"
mind if I make that?

Go for it.

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:31 am

"Beware of hippie traps."

mopsy · Post by **mopsy** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:17 am

"Where's my wrench?"

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:42 am

Life sucks, the you die...
(and that is the good news.)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:22 am

"A drum circle means never having to say you've studied percussion."

"Mi casa et mi casa, caullo"

"Where's my free love?"

philosopher · Post by **philosopher** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:23 am

Don't eat the yellow dust.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:25 am

[quote="Rob the Wop"]"Mi casa et mi casa, caullo"
[quote]

Finger slipped.
"Mi casa et mi casa, capullo."

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:35 pm

Simply Joel wrote:Life sucks, then you die...
(and that is the good news.)

proof-reading... sheesh

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:11 pm

"A drum circle means never having to say you've studied percussion."

Brilliant

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:33 pm

oh shit, I may have to have a "spectator" shirt too...

III · Post by **III** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:08 am

for staring at guys wearing shirts but no pants?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:52 pm

Up front disclaimer: From a Bman newbie who's otherwise a jaded oldtimer, here are a few t-shirt ideas that, ideally, would leave a few people walking away scratching their heads thinkin' "Huh?"

Lydia Love wrote:oh shit, I may have to have a "spectator" shirt too...

How about one that says "Spectator" on the front and "Participant" on the back? Maybe throw in "Official" or "Authorized" on each side?

I'd also wear one that said, "I'm just here for the party!" on the front and "I'm just here for the art!" on the back.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:11 pm

On your front/back theme, how about

Front: DICK
Back: ASSHOLE

- especially if you wear it without pants -

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:42 am

I've always wanted to make black t-shirts and print in black ink "give me all of your money", then in white ink, at the bottom, in very small print "(copywrite symbol) Subliminal Incorporated".

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:42 am

"You can't reach old age by another man's road.
My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you."
- Mark Twain's 70th birthday speech, 1905

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:55 pm

juanicoheal wrote:On your front/back theme, how about

Front: DICK
Back: ASSHOLE

- especially if you wear it without pants -

Great idea! Hell, what do I even need a t-shirt for though? Expanding on your idea, I think I'll just take a sharpie and label the appropriate body parts.

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