Confessions.

All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:26 am

One unfortunate thing being raised in this kind of envioment, I became scared to show pain, or any emotion other than happiness
Balance... Pain is ok to show. If you hold it in it'll eat ya' up. I struggle with it too, man... non stop. Reminding you of these things helps remind me too. Rainy days, sunny days...

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fuckkkkkkkkkk

Post by dj big E » Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:53 pm

I confess to doing nothing to further my career but sit on my ass for 1 year exactly.I confess to saying no to potential jobs i confess to being lazy when i had great oppurtunities.So basically i confess to having one fucking unproductive year with a few exceptions. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk.I must do something because not doing anything suckkkkkkkkks. :twisted: :idea: :?: lmao

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Re: fuckkkkkkkkkk

Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:05 pm

dj big E wrote:I confess to doing nothing to further my career but sit on my ass for 1 year exactly.I confess to saying no to potential jobs i confess to being lazy when i had great oppurtunities.So basically i confess to having one fucking unproductive year with a few exceptions. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk.I must do something because not doing anything suckkkkkkkkks. :twisted: :idea: :?: lmao
Didya get laid? That takes work, right?
Then you can put a gold star on this year's calendar.
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Post by DVD Burner » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:06 pm

I confess,

I outsource anything I write except to eplaya.


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Post by III » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:15 pm

>>except to eplaya

perhaps you should consider doing it here, as well.
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Post by DVD Burner » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:16 pm

III wrote:>>except to eplaya

perhaps you should consider doing it here, as well.
It's not cost efficent. :lol:
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Post by Zephryus » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:01 pm

I confess to having traveled 5,000 miles in order to find what it was I was missing, only to discover that what I needed was right under my nose the whole time.
I confess to having had the romantic notion that Burning Man will make me a whole person.
I confess that reading this board has been a needed reality check, in both positive and negative ways.
I confess that despite classical training, my love is for low art.
I confess to finding the concept of punting small dogs indescribably funny.
I confess that the thought of the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet gets me all het up.
I confess to taking unrepentant glee in watching Badger verbally bitchslap the occasional deserving idiot. (He does it so well!)
I confess to being a closet romantic who can't find the light switch or the handle.
I confess that despite ten years of internet usage, this is the first board that I have posted to in earnest.

That's all for now.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:36 pm

I confess to having traveled 5,000 miles in order to find what it was I was missing, only to discover that what I needed was right under my nose the whole time.
Yep... I had to learn that what makes you happy or “whole” comes only from within.
I confess that despite classical training, my love is for low art.
My neighbor gave me a piece she woodburned and painted. She is not classicly trained. In fact I suspect she may only have a high school education. But she put her heart into this thing and it’s just great. It has soul...
I confess to finding the concept of punting small dogs indescribably funny
And not necessarily out of malice, but merely to see how far they’d go...
I confess to being a closet romantic who can't find the light switch or the handle.
Find the switch dude... you won’t regret it.
I confess that despite ten years of internet usage, this is the first board that I have posted to in earnest.
Yeah.. Me too actually... my first board period.

And I must confess that I have enjoyed every bit of it.

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Post by Zephryus » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:16 pm

Every time I see a small dog, I think of how great it would look sailing through the air with a surprised look on its face.
(I'm a cat person)

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:43 am

Confession time...

AUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!

Like ripping off a bandage.

So it’s come to the attention of my unwitting self, that I have created a grammatical faux pas. By not personally researching the eplaya name that was suggested to me on the spur of the moment (tisk, tisk... so unlike me), I have been mixing the masculine and feminine, mangling what bit of French I could like a true “Amurikin”. Stated correctly, I should be “LeChatNoir”. And I’ve enough French (not much, but enough) floating around in my head that I should have caught this error, too.

Doh!!!

Beat me all you want, guys. I suffer abuse well. “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

Although, since I’ve recognized for many years that I have a noticeable feminine side, I do find this unintended gaffe interesting (Hmmm... good, old fashion doofusness or subconcious action?). Having said feminine side damn sure comes in handy often, for instance designing objects de art (damn it!! damn it!! There I go again. That should read “objets d'art”... sorry precepitate. Did I make your sphincter tingle a second time?). In fact I’ll be the first to admit that I’d make a good gay man, if I weren’t so bewitched by the female physique. Just the other day, by coincidence, I made mention to someone that a friend of mine at one time stated that I was a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I’d say that’s pretty accurate. So in that light I may just keep my moniker for the time being... haven’t made up my mind yet. By the way, can it be changed without creating a new profile? (no problem either way, as I’m not hung up on post count). But until I do decide, I’ll wear my “fucktard” hat with what grace and dignity I can muster.

Eh, well... What’s an overcompensating hillbilly to do? So it goes...

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Post by Alpha » Sat Apr 03, 2004 3:50 pm

can't you just be a cross-dressing cat? problem solved! :-)

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Post by III » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:59 pm

your mistake was obviously in picking a french name...
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i confess that

Post by Guest » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:28 pm

i still have a crush on alice

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Post by ramen » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:02 pm

I wish I had a more lurid life so I would have something really interesting to confess.
Short Attention Span Theatre

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Post by juanicoheal » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:24 pm

I skip over the long posts unless either interesting conversations erupt from the posts, and I need to figure out what everyone is arguing about, or I get really bored.

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Post by DVD Burner » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:59 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:i still have a crush on alice
She lurks every now and then. I confess, I think she stays away because she has issues with me. :(
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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:32 pm

i think she stays away because she has issues with me too

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Post by multiversemaven » Fri Apr 09, 2004 4:36 pm

I confess I am over 45
I confess I have not yet been to Burning Man
I confess I am a little intimidated by the 2800 mile commute to BRC
I confess I spend too much time on the BM site
I confess I want to be spanked and much much more by a person or persons of indeterminate gender in public on my first day in BRC
I confess I am punctuation deficient
I confess Im thinking about going this year even if I have to walk from Virginia
I confess I love most of the people who post on this board
I confess to having money enough to not care what the tickets cost
I confess none of this has to do with my midlife crisis
If you're going to hurt me, would you tie me up first?

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Post by DangerMouse » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:24 pm

I confess that I am often an insensitive ass. Both online and off.
I confess that I attempt to be anal about punctuation, but fail at the proper use of commas.

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Post by Isotopia » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:55 pm

I confess that I am often an insensitive ass. Both online and off.
I admit to being an insensitive ass. Both online and off.

I also admit that I'm generally a good person - except when I'm not.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:52 pm

DangerMouse wrote: I confess that I attempt to be anal about punctuation, but fail at the proper use of commas.
I confess that someday I hope to find an occasion to use this punctuation. {}. (Mathematician's daughters. . .)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:59 pm

LeChatNoir wrote: So it’s come to the attention of my unwitting self, that I have created a grammatical faux pas. By not personally researching the eplaya name that was suggested to me on the spur of the moment (tisk, tisk... so unlike me), I have been mixing the masculine and feminine, mangling what bit of French I could like a true “Amurikin”. Stated correctly, I should be “LeChatNoir”. And I’ve enough French (not much, but enough) floating around in my head that I should have caught this error, too.
Hm, other possible errors in this vein. . . die or der __chen or __lein. The really obvious. I'm just wondering if it's possible to combine the masculine animate and inanimate in Czech. My guess is that it wouldn't really work, without a definite article. An adjective would just look maldeclined.




Um. I confess, I know next to no Czech, but I kinda liked what I did learn (and have now forgotten.)

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Post by Coastburner » Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:49 am

I confess that I should leave my wife but I'm too chicken to do it for some reason.

I confess I had a great time at Burning Man last year but wish I would have taken the offers of sex last year.

I confess that I feel good that I didn't cheat on my wife at B-man last year.

I confess that I will probably have sex this year if it's offered.

I confess that I'm obviously confused on this issue.

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Post by maiasunshine » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:29 pm

There is no refuge
My soul is tainted red
I wanted it
I grabbed it and liked
The feel of flesh
Skin between my teeth
Smell and taste so
Bittersweet
I wanted it
I stopped and contemplated
I saw the door
I could have shut it
Locked it and walked away
I didn't.
I wanted it
I opened the door and walked through
The fog of lust enveloped me
An animal I was
Instinct and desire
Desire and instinct
It no longer mattered
if I wanted it
It was mine
It is ugly
It is dark
It is cold
I wanted it
but now it is too late
I can't find the door
I don't know if the door is still there
I wanted it
Now I am changed
Let me give it back.

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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:45 pm

The return policy is:

"No refunds - Exchange for Item of Equal Value Only"
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by DVD Burner » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:31 am

I confess I'm an Eplaya, playacasting pusher.
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Confession... it does a soul good...

Post by samtzu » Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:12 pm

I confess:
  • I am fifty-seven years old.
    Everything that I have learned is very, very close to useless
    I haven't had sex (with another person; my fist don't count) in five years
    I fall in love too easily, I am rejected too soon
    I am easily bruised, I am well scarred
    I miss the country of Vietnam
    I am the Buddha, but not the Buddha of Compassion. More like the Buddha of Sarcasm.
    My favorite animal is the bat, I call them 'cousin'
    My least favorite animal is the human
    I expect nothing
    I desire Love
    I weigh more than I want to
    I have never jumped out of an aircraft that was more than fifty feet above the ground. I would like to
    Although frightened of many things, I still step forward
    ... usually into a brick wall
    I miss Roy Orbison
    I really miss Richard Nixon
    I thought Andy Kauffman was a genius
    I think Fundamentalism (of every ilk, including political) will destroy civilization as we know it
    I belive Black Elk, the Hopi, Jack Wilson (Wovoka), and the Mayans: only the Native Tribes will survive the coming destruction

    My name is not really sam... although it once was
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:50 pm

I confess that I'm really Rob the Wop's parallel universe sock puppet from heaven ( Rob's from hell in case you didn't figure that out)
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Post by Simply Joel » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:53 pm

cowboyangel wrote:I confess that I'm really Rob the Wop's parallel universe sock puppet from heaven ( Rob's from hell in case you didn't figure that out)
With the likes of you doing commentary, I'd guess so.
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Post by Stormy » Wed Aug 11, 2004 8:17 pm

i still have a crush on alice
I confess that I do too.
Be the change you seek in the world.

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