Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!!

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Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!!

Post by oneeyeddick » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:29 pm

Need I say more ?

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:05 pm

is her name "Eileen" by chance?
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Post by ygmir » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:20 pm

Irene, she's in Japan..............
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Post by Elderberry » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:51 pm

I love the caption on her T-Shirt.

Is she asking for a ransom for Da Mule?

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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:56 pm

" It put's the lotion on it's fur, or it gets the hose fer' sure "
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Post by ygmir » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:28 pm

isn't that Chowchilla, CA?........
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:08 am

That's a horse in the hole and an AK-47 on her leg.

Anyway, plenty is wrong with this picture.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:21 am

I was thinking Da Mule got stuffed down a septic tank....thus the brownness.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:56 am

I thought it was just Mule in his MR. Ed style disguise.......Flika, perhaps?........
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Post by Sail Man » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:33 pm

Hmmm, Trigger?
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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:56 pm

we may have and imposter...........


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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:11 am

How do you know she's a prostitute?

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Post by Artemis » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:30 am

A carrier pigeon just landed on the sidewalk outside my office with this note:

"HELP!!! I'm still stuck here in this hole in a backyard in Rochester. I wandered up here trying to find Simon, but instead I found his neighbor, who is NOT a prostitute. She said we were going to play a little game and the next thing I knew I'm in this hole. Can someone come help me PLEASE??? My tongue is getting tired"

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Post by ygmir » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:41 pm

you sure it's not "Rochesters back yard"........

someone get a violin..........
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:45 pm

Hopefully the "prostitute" isnt making da mule squeal like a pig :wink:
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Post by ygmir » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:54 pm

I don't see strap marks around her waist......
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:01 pm

She posted a video ransom note.

I wish we could help...........

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Post by ygmir » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:42 pm

I think I have a plan..........

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now, how to distract his captor...........?.............
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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:44 pm

it's time to call for volunteers to save Da Mule!!

*dons uniform with Mule banner attached, bull horn, and, candies for the volunteers*

I'll ride the breadth of the Union, seeking help in this noble cause.........

*gallops off, pretend "reins" in hand, faithful companion behind clapping coconut shells together in reminiscent sound of horses (or Mules) hooves running*

Who's with me?...............



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Post by littleflower » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:29 pm

i got your coconuts!

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Post by ALICEtheGOON » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:30 pm

I hear that peeping tom in the hole is hung like a horse.

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Post by Artemis » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:45 am

A pigeon just landed on the stoop outside my building carrying an envelope. Inside I found the following note:

"HELP!!! Send in the clowns, I mean the helicopters. Love from your ass."

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Post by ygmir » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:03 am

don't worry Mule...........I'm on the way..........
we'll help you.............

damn the one legged whore, full speed ahead.

I'll need help, though.........any up for an adventure?........

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Post by ygmir » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:17 am

a plan:

watch 1:10 to 1:55 on the video. Or, the whole clip to see my entire vision of the mission.

I'll drive the red car, I need someone in the towtruck to distract the woman and her sidekick.......
then, we bring the helicopters in and, sling Mule out...............

Who's in?..........

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Post by SilverOrange » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:33 am

All right, I'm in. I've had a similar experience, but with an International Scout not a tow truck, unfortunately the end result wasn't so good. I still miss that vehicle, but what a ride it was! Now we just need some helicopter pilots...

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Post by ygmir » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:31 pm

hooray for SilverOrange..............
now, for a pilot or two............

I think we already have enough seamen for the navy................

I loved old scouts,,,,,,cool rigs, to bad the company wasn't so good.........
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Post by littleflower » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:29 pm

ygmir wrote: now, for a pilot or two............
i like pie a lot, will that work?

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Post by ygmir » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:52 pm

yes, chopper one (LF).........over..........


ok,
we've got one pilot, at least one more to fly cover,and, then

"WE ROLL"............


*Don't worry Mule, we're coming for ya"..........

"all will be well with the world, again".........

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Post by littleflower » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:13 pm

chopper one to general yg:

do we know if she's heavily armed, sir?

or if da mule is heavily guarded?

do we have sufficient forces to repel an ambush? she may have a great many friends around ... with da mule's equipment ... you know ...

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Post by ygmir » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:38 pm

I'd say, she may be heavily armed, but, light in the leg dept.............

we do need another pilot, or more...........the more the merrier.........
show Mule we care, rescue him...........
I know someone else out there cares..........

SAVE THE MULE............

We don't really have to worry if she has many friends, this is a "snatch and grab" mission, we'll run in backwards, and, they'll think we're leaving.
We'll be gone, with Mule, before they even know we've been there...........

IF, the Gods are with us...............
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