The Bar

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:18 pm

When my two brothers were about 6 and 9, they would take baths together.
My oldest showed the youngest how to make bubbles by farting.
Oldest brother made a hasty evacuation when little brother pushed out a turd.

That story is still funny! haha
I gotta go call him...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:48 pm

helitack wrote:jesus christ goddamit

Hey heli...

Been wondering lately how you're doing.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:19 pm

ygmir wrote:and, what to do about them...........

This Kitty Litter Cake looks yummy...

Recipe is here... http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Kitty-Litt ... etail.aspx

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:43 pm

Oh my godâ€¦

That is truly awful.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:57 pm

Yay!! LeChat is here!! Time to DANCE!!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:07 pm

Boogie on down!!!

(shakes tail)

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:21 pm

You dancing machine you!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:29 pm

Moovzâ€¦

I haz dem.

karine · Post by **karine** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:35 pm

Moves! That kitty gots dem!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:43 pm

Mah tush is shakin!

(begins to dance around the bar)

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:47 pm

now all you need is a wolf shirt!
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

Its a pussy magnet, confidence booster, gives people superhuman abilities, and can even assist in weightloss!

Unfortunately, the popular claim that it can cure aids has, in fact, been denied by the shirt's creator.

OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!

Admin@everythingwolf says...
There is no way our shirt cured aids.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:31 am

*wanders in, bypassing barn, sure Mule is still recovering from his ordeal*

well, time for a fire and hot water, I think cowboy coffee this morning
*dumping large helping of ground coffee in pot over fireplace*

The place looks to have been jumpin last night...........I see cat fur, as it seems..........hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm..............

*spies something crumpled in the corner*

What's that? Oooohhhh,, mmmmyyyyy.........a Wolf shirt.........I'll just put it on and see how it fits.......looks like my size.........

*noting movement at the back door as soon as shirt is donned*

WTF!!..............

Hey!! What are you girls doing here, and, why are you......... *screen goes blank*..............

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:32 am

~3 hours later, YG exits the bathroom with a perfect suntan, wearing a silk robe and with a group of exhausted girls crawling after~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:53 am

**through the saloon doors Monkeypoo comes barreling in, screaming, obviously distraught from something**

OMG!!!!! HELP ME!! HELP ME!!! I HAVE BEEN TO THE WALL OF WRONG!!! I HAVE SEEN SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLY WRONG!!! I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED AND I NEED A FUCKING DRINK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

**picks out bottles from behind the bar, wiping away her tears and runny snotty nose**

There you are!! I need my friends Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Old GrandDad... That'll be good for a start... Oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY did I click that link??!!! WHY??!!!!

**sobs inconsolably, slams down 4 shots, whimpers and lays head on bar, bawling uncontrollably**picks up torn piece off a wolf shirt of the floor, blows nose into it**

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:15 am

Smacks On Monkeys ass. Snap out of it. NO drinking.

Check your PM

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:19 am

MozyBonz wrote:Smacks On Monkeys ass. Snap out of it. NO drinking.

Check your PM

It's okay... I'm just pretending to drink.

Spank me again.

**goes off to read PM**

BTW: It's National Pig Day.

**ties up her pig to the bar**

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:29 pm

uuuhhh, Monkeypoo..............

exactly what bar did you tie that pig to?.........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:35 pm

**comes back to bar, looks around for pet pig, looks up, faints**

Is nothing sacred around this damn place????

One thing I am gonna miss about NC is their
famous Pork BBQ with coleslaw. Nothin' like it.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:54 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:**through the saloon doors Monkeypoo comes barreling in, screaming, obviously distraught from something**

OMG!!!!! HELP ME!! HELP ME!!! I HAVE BEEN TO THE WALL OF WRONG!!! I HAVE SEEN SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLY WRONG!!! I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED AND I NEED A FUCKING DRINK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

**picks out bottles from behind the bar, wiping away her tears and runny snotty nose**

There you are!! I need my friends Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, Old GrandDad... That'll be good for a start... Oh WHY oh WHY oh WHY did I click that link??!!! WHY??!!!!

**sobs inconsolably, slams down 4 shots, whimpers and lays head on bar, bawling uncontrollably**picks up torn piece off a wolf shirt of the floor, blows nose into it**

cmon, I mean, the wall cant be THAT bad...i better go check for myself.

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*adds a stack of additional images that would make Jkisha stop pounding and run*

well, that was an interesting journey... I feel terrifically sorry for all who read enough of that thread to reach my posting.

Im just going to sit beind the bar here with monkeypoo and drink the images out of my memory

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:54 pm

klondike_bar wrote:Im just going to sit beind the bar here with monkeypoo and drink the images out of my memory

We may be here all freakin' night drinking some of those images away...

**pours klondike a tall one**

I keep telling myself I gotta stop looking at that thread,
but it's like a drug, know what I mean? It calls me. It's
insanity - I go look when I know dang well it's gonna creep
me out. Some of it does make me laugh, though.

**pretends to drink some moonshine**

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:43 pm

Beer for an old friend?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:57 pm

from a new friend?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:19 pm

sputnik wrote:Beer for an old friend?

Hiya Sputnik! Good to see ya!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:21 am

Good morning barflies!

Ya'll have a good weekend? How about some turkish coffee this morning. Fresh brewed, nice, thick and strong.

Hope you have a good day.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:31 am

*comes in via secret tunnel, up through basement "play room"*

Well.......
nice weekend here, all looks well........no one banked the fire, though.
I'll make a new one..........

*plugs espresso machine in, puts water over fire for tea*

*stroking Juke for morning music*

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klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:54 am

*waking up...*

~"lay your weary head to rest, dont you cry no more"~

stupid timing.....*goes back to sleep*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:22 pm

Pours a beer for the Mods

Pours self a whisky.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:28 pm

Oh, I will drink to that! Cheers!!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:29 pm

And a diet soda pop for ibdave.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:31 pm

<<Gets light headed...Mmmmmm*risky*

Whatcha you doing **dangerous**?