Don't you love reading bumper stickers?
Sometimes they make me laugh.
Sometimes they make me scream.
Sometimes they make me think.
Sometimes I think.. hey I could be friends with that person... sometimes it's the opposite reaction.
Here are some of my favorites:
I play the accordion... and I vote!
My son beat up your honor student.
A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
He who laughs last... thinks slowest.
The early bird catches the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Do you have any favorites?
Favorite Bumper Stickers
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accordionMan
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Favorite Bumper Stickers
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Some accordion at BM: http://current.com/items/89239638/rob_the_accordion_man.htm
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littleflower
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RingO'Fire
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"Are You Good for the Environment?"
Possibly the stupidest bumper sticker ever. Well, duh, NO!, dipshit. None of us are "good" for the environment. Maybe we should all just go kill ourselves, to help the environment n' all. Oh, and I work for an environmental consulting firm, cleaning up hazardous waste sites and HAZMAT spills for a living. Goddamn hippy dippy treehuggers... [mumble grumble].
Possibly the stupidest bumper sticker ever. Well, duh, NO!, dipshit. None of us are "good" for the environment. Maybe we should all just go kill ourselves, to help the environment n' all. Oh, and I work for an environmental consulting firm, cleaning up hazardous waste sites and HAZMAT spills for a living. Goddamn hippy dippy treehuggers... [mumble grumble].
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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bumpersticker
God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
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accordionMan
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These aren't bumper stickers, but they are in the spirit of bumper stickers that I love so much... very clever:
1) The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,'
and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
2) A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'
3) 'He had delusions of adequacy.'
- Walter Kerr
4) 'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.'
- Winston Churchill
5) 'A modest little person, with much to be modest about.'
- Winston Churchill
6) 'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.'
- Clarence Darrow
7) 'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.'
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
8) 'Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words ?'
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
9) 'Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.'
- Moses Hadas
10) 'He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.'
- Abraham Lincoln
11) 'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.'
- Mark Twain
12) 'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.'
- Oscar Wilde
13) 'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one.'
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
14) 'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.'
- Winston Churchill, in response.
15) 'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.'
- Stephen Bishop
16) 'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.'
- John Bright
17) 'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.'
- Irvin S. Cobb
18) 'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.'
- Samuel Johnson
19) 'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.'
- Paul Keating
20) 'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.'
Jack E. Leonard
21) 'He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.'
- Robert Redford
22) 'They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.'
- Thomas Brackett Reed
23) 'In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.'
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
24) 'He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.' -
Forrest Tucker
25) 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?'
- Mark Twain
26) 'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.'
- Mae West
27) 'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'
-Oscar Wilde
28) 'He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination.'
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
29) 'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'
- Billy Wilder
30) 'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'
- Groucho Marx
1) The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,'
and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
2) A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'
3) 'He had delusions of adequacy.'
- Walter Kerr
4) 'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.'
- Winston Churchill
5) 'A modest little person, with much to be modest about.'
- Winston Churchill
6) 'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.'
- Clarence Darrow
7) 'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.'
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
8) 'Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words ?'
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
9) 'Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.'
- Moses Hadas
10) 'He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.'
- Abraham Lincoln
11) 'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.'
- Mark Twain
12) 'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.'
- Oscar Wilde
13) 'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one.'
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
14) 'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.'
- Winston Churchill, in response.
15) 'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.'
- Stephen Bishop
16) 'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.'
- John Bright
17) 'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.'
- Irvin S. Cobb
18) 'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.'
- Samuel Johnson
19) 'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.'
- Paul Keating
20) 'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.'
Jack E. Leonard
21) 'He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.'
- Robert Redford
22) 'They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.'
- Thomas Brackett Reed
23) 'In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.'
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
24) 'He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.' -
Forrest Tucker
25) 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?'
- Mark Twain
26) 'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.'
- Mae West
27) 'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'
-Oscar Wilde
28) 'He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination.'
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
29) 'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'
- Billy Wilder
30) 'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'
- Groucho Marx
FREE MONEY to BURN 2013:
http://www.digitalartist.com/art/burningman/money.html
Some accordion at BM: http://current.com/items/89239638/rob_the_accordion_man.htm
http://www.digitalartist.com/art/burningman/money.html
Some accordion at BM: http://current.com/items/89239638/rob_the_accordion_man.htm
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Sail Man
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I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting.
Which segue's nicely into a bumper sticker appropriate for MDMF007:
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
Which segue's nicely into a bumper sticker appropriate for MDMF007:
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Keep honking, I'm reloading
Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt
You can fool all of the people some of the time but,,, you can't fool mom
The American justice system,,, catch and release
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
On the 8th day, God created the Doors
Whada you mean junk,, I paid 50 quid for this
Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
If you won't smoke, I won't fart
My other car is a piece of shit too
Desert racers eat more bush
6 out of the 7 voices in my head do not like you
You looked a lot cuter on Myspace
Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt
You can fool all of the people some of the time but,,, you can't fool mom
The American justice system,,, catch and release
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
On the 8th day, God created the Doors
Whada you mean junk,, I paid 50 quid for this
Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
If you won't smoke, I won't fart
My other car is a piece of shit too
Desert racers eat more bush
6 out of the 7 voices in my head do not like you
You looked a lot cuter on Myspace
I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.
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