The Bar

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:59 pm

I'm doing fine, thank you. **looks around and smiles at peeps**
Cooking some more. Now I'm cooking up some tacos. If it doesn't stop raining here, we're all gonna gain some major weight. Well, I won't. It's physically impossible anymore.

**places tacos & hot sauce on the bar for everyone**

Time for another taco...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:00 pm

Hi Doggy!! Good to see you here.

Just stopping by to drop off a little something for all of our Burner friends who need some good vibes tonight.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:01 pm

**curls up next to the open flame and settles in**

I like it here

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:29 am

littleflower wrote:hello ...

*sticks banana in ear*

gasp! its the banana king!

[youtube][/youtube]

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:50 pm

That song is going to be stuck in my head all day now.

*drinks some coffee*

What is it about bananas that people feel they must put them in their orifices anyway?

*drinks more coffee*

I only say this because after I saw that youtube above I flashbacked to when I was working in radiology 4 years ago. I was putting up films (xrays) on the lightboard and saw a banana up this guys bum. For the love of god, mister banana-up-your-bum, go get one of these if you're gonna do that....

**pulls toy out of purse and slaps it on the bar**

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:02 pm

Better than a Gerbil, I guess........

Cocktail?!

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:46 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Better than a Gerbil, I guess........

Who says?

http://www.fubar-merciless.com/maps/armageddon.wav

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:53 pm

bigbluedoggy wrote:
thisisthatwhichis wrote:Better than a Gerbil, I guess........

Who says?

http://www.fubar-merciless.com/maps/armageddon.wav

Armageddon!!

""In retrospectâ€¦. lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbilâ€

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:58 pm

I've had that file for ages and listened to it countless times and I still crack up every time... Classic radio moment!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:00 pm

Made my day thanks

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:22 pm

the rebbi skates in dragging a string of tonka toys and orders a Jack...

he lifts the glass "TO NIPPLES!!"

throws his head back and tosses the shot straight down..

and skates back out the door.....

followed by the string of tonka toys....

the rebbi

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:54 am

I hate insomnia. Where is everybody?!
**looks around**
I am so freaking wired au natural right now.
I could make a fortune off my energy.
**makes a huge pot of coffee with cinnamon and nutmeg infused**
Now there's a smart idea, Poo. Drink more coffee.

**slaps the side of the video jukebox**
I'll just dance then til the sun comes up.

[youtube][/youtube]

(Editted because...)
OoOoOoooo.... He's really HOT in the Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (Devotional) rendition.

**HUBBIDDA HUBBIDDA DROOL**

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:01 am

*checking Mules stall, noting the sleeping angel*
*enters bar via "dungeon O' fun" secret entrance*

I smell coffee........wow, nice..........

Hey! It's Poo!! Hi Poo.
thanks for the coffee............I'll stoke the fire......nice music, too.

How about some breaky?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:09 am

OMG... YUMMO!!! DA-YUM!!! THANK YOU!!!

You just made my mornin'.
*chomp chomp chomp*
The morning sky is sooooo pretty right now...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:19 am

yes, the red/orange sky over the Sierras is really lighting up now...........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:51 am

Nevada County is awesome. Lived in Truckee 7 years ago. Loved those early mornings when I'd take my dog running in the high desert. Crisp. Cool. Fresh. Beautiful. Mama Earth and Papa Sky at their finest.

Right now about this time (6:49am) is my favorite time on the playa.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:33 am

Monkeypoo wrote:That song is going to be stuck in my head all day now.

*drinks some coffee*

What is it about bananas that people feel they must put them in their orifices anyway?

its a wonderful shape for oh-so-many uses.

sadly, the video does cuts the last 2-3 seconds where the 'creature" blows up upon landing.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:19 am

i love that video, KB! even without the explosive ending. hooray for bananas! now back to the dancing...

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:15 am

dancing, ooh I like dancing

But I have bad memories of that song, Personal Jesus...she kept playing it when she sent me lotion in a bucket. I kept telling her: Mules don't need lotion!!!

*dances*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:39 pm

Scribbles something on a napkin
Feeling you are a good person all the time. Is like having a new car with no scratches on it.
Itâ€™s a real responsibility, which is almost impossible to live up too.

Sips whisky~

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:57 pm

Mozy - we love you despite any dings in the doors.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:15 pm

well thank you mojo... I love you also.

....No wait.. dings? Oh man.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:10 pm

sips whisky~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:16 pm

hey stop posting up there. I'm trying to drink in here.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:24 pm

MozyBonz wrote:hey stop posting up there. I'm trying to drink in here.

wrong thread Mozy.........
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:14 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote: he lifts the glass "TO NIPPLES!!"

throws his head back and tosses the shot straight down..

the rebbi

Hear Hear!

To Nipples...

Long may he linger in our hearts and minds.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:22 pm

~chink~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:25 am

*wanders in, still groggy*
*notes dust everywhere..........ah well.........we love dust*

*Plugs in espresso machine and fills water, stokes fire, and, finds ROS*

Is anyone up?

maybe a tune....
*pets Juke*

[youtube][/youtube]

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:02 am

*looks at yg in ROS while sipping latte*

how come you always get that chair?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:05 am

'cause I'm always here first.........
although, I bet I can make lap room for you.............

The Bar

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