The person below me

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:56 pm

True, but I don't think I'd want to try sushi or tofu flavored ones.

TPBM likes the earwax flavored Jelly Bellies.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:18 pm

Nah...just mustard, wine, or cheese flavored ones.

TPBM will eat anything. And everything.

Kwai Chang Caine · Post by **Kwai Chang Caine** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:11 pm

No, but I can smell my brain.

TPBM considers this a real thumb in the anus for the ballclub.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:24 am

No, but I can smell my brain.

TPBM considers this a real thumb in the anus for the ballclub.

I don't understand any of that, so I guess the answer is false.

TPBM didn't understand it either.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:57 am

True, but I was hoping it was mule speak and you would know.

TPBM isn't awake yet.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:36 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:True, but I was hoping it was mule speak and you would know.

TPBM isn't awake yet.

True. I'm really not awake yet (mentally). Working on a 2nd pot of coffee.
Got up at 12:30pm today. I am a lazy monkeypoo today.

TPBM needs to clean the toe jam from under their toenails.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:23 pm

oh, goodness, TRUE, I haven't checked on that in a LONG time.

When I was a little girl, my older sisters used to tease me for how scrupulous I was about checking for toejam. I was particularly fascinated with the sock lint that would form between the toes.

That reminds me that I only recently was turned onto separate toe socks. I thought that they were super-dorky and so I avoided them. But they are a delight for your toesies!

TPBM wears socks with separate toes (or gloves instead of mittens if no toes). And if you have hooves, I don't know what to say... and just as I'm hitting "submit" I think I'm using up an idea I already posted before....oh well.

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:33 pm

I wish, but no - This guy has never tried the gloves for your feet.

But did you know TPBM has worn the same underwear for 3 days now?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:26 pm

mdmf007 wrote:But did you know TPBM has worn the same underwear for 3 days now?

*blushes* Dammit. I wore them for 2 days. Does that count? Some of us women are like that. 2 days, smoozchooz days. Walked to the store yesterday (half a mile) and wondered why my panties were huggin' up against my ass in a freaky way. When I got home and took a peepee I noticed, "Monkeypoo! Ya got yer damn panties on backwards! The bow is supposed to go in the front, beyotch!"

TPBM wears a bow on their nose.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:08 pm

ARe you fucking kidding. This soft butch wears no bows.

TPBM is dipping a toe in the pool of fluid gender identity.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:17 pm

Umm, I'm not sure, I don't think so but without da mule to help me decipher the question......

TPBM doesnt wear any underwear at all. Ever.

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:17 pm

I went through that phase years ago. Now, I wear boxer briefs without the little door. (less than 5% of men use the wiener door in briefs, so says Hanes)

TPBM is allergic to peanuts.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:25 pm

No, and watch out for peanut butter. That sailman dude fed me some of that before and I couldn't talk for a LONG time.

Umm, I'm not sure, I don't think so but without da mule to help me decipher the question......

TPBM doesnt wear any underwear at all. Ever.

I thought that Cryptofishist was referring to the spectrum of gender identity, i.e. it's not like we're just men or women. Some men have features that are associated with women and vice versa.... I haven't put my hoof in that yet.

and no, I don't wear underwear, although I may need to start wearing a sock over my thingie so that it doesn't draw so much attention. I need a rest sometimes!

TPBM uses the little door in men's underwear.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:29 pm

I wear those type of underware, but until now I had forgotten that you can squeeze your weenie through there.

The person below me is a tapper, not a tugger.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:45 pm

Um. No.

TPBM is about to post in the forbidden thread.

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:48 pm

No - as I am the only one authorized to post in that thread so its not verboten to me.

Ha - TPBM wanted to be an Astronaut when they were 12.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:45 pm

Yes indeed. I remember our school's science/ music room had a black & white TV. All the kids were hustled in to watch the first Mercury flights. We were about 30 miles from Beale Airforce Base, about 5 miles from Peace Valley Atlas bunkers. Later my seventh grade science teacher let me borrow a taildragger pilot's manuel. 13 hours, no solo but I could takeoff, land, recover from spin/stalls, tightturn, immalman. I knew I could never make a license when the instructor raised the fees. I was a paratrooper in the Army, we had MC-1 steerable canopies; but I learned to hop and pop at Woodland/ Yolo County airfield years before with TL sevens and round surplus chutes. I can truthfully say I've ridden a rocket propelled aircraft because the Army's C-123s used rocket assissted takeoffs under full loads.

TPBM is a private pilot who wants to be a commercial jet jockey.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:38 pm

No. I'm still working on Mermaid.

tpbm wants to be a champion sand castle builder.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:57 am

true, i can think of few things i would like more than to be able to hang out at the beach every day making sand creations ... i made some good ones when i was younger, too...

TPBM is wondering how far down the no posting thread will get before someone bumps it

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:21 am

True, I'm surprised that it has gone as far as it already has

TPBM feels that the thread was nothing more then a good bit o' reverse psychological fun on the part of MDMF007 and what other diabolical plan he has up his sleeve

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:25 am

I honestly have no idea what you're speaking of.

TPBM is tired of working hard and being broke.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:37 am

Yeah, man!

I drag around everyone's stuff, and for what? peanut butter? Speaking of which, someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps tormenting me with pictures of peanut butter. Talk about diabolical!

Has anyone noticed that as long as the forbidden thread was up, nosepicker stopped posting about being bored and asking to be entertained?

TPBM is bored.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:46 am

True! Why else would I have the time to torment poor wittle mules with pictures of peanut butter.

TPBM realizes that a bored paramedic means bad things aren't happening in his little part of the world

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:15 pm

VERY true. Every time I hear a siren, I think about the people on the other end.

TPBM is looking forward to 4th of Juplaya.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:46 pm

Yes, I could use a little (or a lot) of playa time right now.
Sigh.

TPBM told a lie today.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:42 pm

Unfortunately yes - A "white lie" if there is such a thing as degrees.

The person below me is afraid of the dentist.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:45 pm

true ... i made an appointment for next week, yikes! not sure if i am more worried about the pain or the bill ....

TPBM never wears green on st. patrick's day

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:55 pm

Actually no... Although when I do wear green on St. Paddy's day it's more by accident than by design. Anyway, my b-day is the next day which is a much bigger deal to me!

TPBM is ready for summer.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:29 am

REady for summer? Heck we're having summer already in our third year of drought.

TPBM has never made a snow angel.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:46 am

I have. But I'd rather make a dust angel.

TPBM keeps a shaker full of playa dust to sprinkle when homesick.