The Bar

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:29 pm

*peeks in barn and sees mule*

what's this? you've shrunken and turned purple!! poor mule...did you fall for a chick who offered to show you her hole again?

*twitches nose, chants unintelligibly*

hmm....I think I can make some cocktails with that color, removing it from the mule.

Here you go, mule, take a look at this issue of Ass Magazine. That should help you grow.

*heads into bar, notices barrier in front of RoS*
Would anyone like some libations?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:24 pm

*wanders out from behind screen, see self in mirror, and notes resemblance to spent salmon, after spawning.....*

yes, thanks Artemis...............

dang................

*flops on floor, hooked jaw gaping, starts flapping like a fish on the bank*

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:33 pm

*grabs yg, empties a shot of whiskey in his mouth, pulls him back to ROS, closes screen*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:40 pm

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>grinning>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

*starts to sing*

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:54 pm

This really probably belongs on the Wall of Wrong, but it's a dirty pleasure to misfile it.
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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:38 am

Wanders in for a cup of coffee.
LMAO and some more early morning entertainment.

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The Energizer Bunny has nothing on them.

Why does yg have a banana in his ear?
Is that a banana?
Is that his ear?

Questions, questions, questions?

What is Mule doing with those flood lights?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:39 pm

snuggles down under the NEB~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:54 pm

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:26 pm

Venturing out to see the Mutaytor play along with Les Claypool! Should be a good show!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:00 am

*tip toeing past Mule in barn.......seems he has brought yet another "friend" home for a sleep over*.......*nnniiiiccceeee..........*
*feeling pretty spent after yesterdays "love Olympics" in the ROS*

I wonder what rating GH and Mule gave me? I hope the pics came out nice.

*comes in bar, noting no fire*
I'll just build a fire here, I guess no one was here late enough to bank it last night.
*fills water for tea pot, puts cowboy coffee pot on hook over flames*

How's everyone today?

I'm limbering up to try to help get the "stop posting so much" thread over 1K today, seems a certain "pseudo-Napoleonic" dictators says we can't...........
JK has been working overtime over there.........

*starts doing finger yoga*

Maybe some morning tunes?

*rubbing Juke*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:29 am

Pulls up the NEB tight around himself~

Dreams of monkeypoo~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:40 am

Dreams of monkeypoo~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:05 am

MozyBonz wrote:Pulls up the NEB tight around himself~

Dreams of monkeypoo~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:34 am

**peeks head out from under her pillow, sees that it's 10:30-ish,
decides it might be a good time to get lazy ass up**

WTF is going on in here?

**rubs eyes, puts slippers on, shuffles over to bar**

Wake up, MozyBonz! You're dreamin' and a-droolin' on the bar.

**looks around for the coffee maker**

Who took the last cup and didn't make a new pot?!

**makes a new pot, grumbles under her voice**

Jeez, I am one grumpy ape in the morning. Good thing I
don't have a boyfriend. He'd leave me for sure. I'd leave me.
I need coffee. Strong coffee.

**pours coffee, has 3 cups, scratches head, rubs eyes, eats a banana**

I've been in my jammies all weekend. I think I'll stay in them.
All that dancing at Opulent Temple's Massive on Friday night wore
my little monkey feet out. They're still throbbing.
NTS: Heels fucking suck and when I find the man who invented
them, I am gonna beat his ass silly.

**off to the shower to wash away the grumpies**

Monkeypoo knows that once the coffee and banana kicks in, all
will be well in her little world again.

**waves and blow kisses to Mozy, Regina and Sensei**

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:44 am

a loved one wrote:Monkeypoo knows that once the coffee and banana kicks in, all
will be well in her little world again.

**waves and blow kisses to Mozy, Regina and Sensei**

pulls NEB back over him~ But I like dreaming~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:45 am

Goes back to sleep.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:55 am

**shakes Mozy**

I'm slow in the morning. What's a NEB?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:01 pm

Pulls monkey underneath~the Never Ending Blanket Silly

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:10 pm

**grabs teddy bear, snuggles next to Mozy under blanket, takes nap**

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:13 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:

**grabs teddy bear, snuggles next to Mozy under blanket, takes nap**

Pulls monkey close~Dreams~

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:25 am

[zips in and dumps a load of mini bottles on the bar]

good morning everyone.

[ runs out and comes back with more]

Have a good day.. Gotta go.

[dives down the rabbit hole]

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:57 am

*wanders in, noting lights on and bottles on the bar*

Thanks BB,,,,,,,,,nice touch.

*makes fire and puts kettle on for tea*

This darn daylight savings time..........I wake with the sun, so, slept in.........

I guess a tune, maybe, to cook breakfast by:

*rubs Juke*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:43 am

Wakes up under a tent~

Slips out from under the NEB being careful not to wake Monkeypoo.

Tucks the NEB around herâ€¦kisses her forehead

Then slips out the secret door.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:31 am

*click*

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:52 am

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:04 am

Now that's HOT:
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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:06 am

*checks barn, noting Mule, and friend, still asleep*

BBRRRR.......it's cold today........

*enters bar, goes straight to fire and builds it back up.., puts water on*

dang, I'll grab part of the NEB and curl up here in the ROS till it gets warmer............

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:59 am

*sleepwalks into bar, climbs under NEB and into yg's lap, falls asleep*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:45 am

no......really..........that just means I'm happy to see you...........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:17 pm

Unfolds a corner of the NEB crawls underneath.

~DREAMS~