Your porno name determined

nicegirl011 · Post by **nicegirl011** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:37 pm

Fifi Caroline

djaded · Post by **djaded** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:26 pm

Buster Gulf hahahaha im serious buster gulf!

anticdevices · Post by **anticdevices** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:08 am

Mr. Bill Rockwell? Hmm. Ok, I guess. Buster Gulf though... yow. Now THATS funny.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:33 pm

djaded wrote:Buster Gulf hahahaha im serious buster gulf!

I love it! Wouldn't you have to wear a giant strap-on though? I mean, to Bust 'er Gulf n' all?

maxwells · Post by **maxwells** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:31 pm

Mouse Reid. Sounds like the "good girl" in the um... film. Where's my glasses and plaid skirt? Sillyness.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:30 am

Fuckwit Campbell

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:09 am

Was Fuckwit it's given name or it's nickname?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:20 am

Zephryus wrote:Was Fuckwit it's given name or it's nickname?

Adopted name, my mom named him Hank at first but I started calling him fuckwit which he would then only answer to. I swear that dog liked it. He was this strange poodle mix that made him look like an evil clown, when people tried to pet him he would go completely psycho.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:49 pm

My parents had many animals growing up so I'll stick to those of the same gender...
#1. Birtha Court
#2. Beauty Phoenix
#3. Zorro Gregory ( I think that's my favorite)

mancanburntoo · Post by **mancanburntoo** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:20 pm

I would be; Sam Maryland
and my wife; Bob Tennyson

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:46 am

Ralph Greenlawn? Great. I'm a Pornerd.

CrimsonHaze · Post by **CrimsonHaze** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:10 pm

Well, I just moved, and a former co-worker did this at work last year. (Plenty of laughs over that one!)
So, my former name was Bandit Swanger. ( Not bad!)
My new name is Bandit Burlington. (very lame.)

Now, if I were to use one of my current pets names..

Draco Burlington
Haldir Burlington (Yes, the elf from LOTR. My sister named the bird!)
Davey Burlington

And my former home and deceased pets I had while there...
Mouth Swanger
Bubba Swanger
Dilbert Swanger
Ayla Swanger
Macky Swanger
Sandy Swanger
Spot Swanger

And so on......
We went through a lot of animals....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:21 pm

You can use your current pet/street too?

Welp, I'm not sure which is worse:
old
Midnight Cathy or
new
Dago Sunshine

If I had a choice, I guess it would have to be Dago Sunshine. At least it could be seen as a guy. BTW, Dago is my avatar. I managed to click her when she was doing a PPFFFFTTTT face.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:59 pm

CrimsonHaze wrote: And my former home and deceased pets I had while there...
Mouth Swanger
Bubba Swanger
Dilbert Swanger
Ayla Swanger
Macky Swanger
Sandy Swanger
Spot Swanger

And so on......
We went through a lot of animals....

Stew or roasts?

CrimsonHaze · Post by **CrimsonHaze** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:25 pm

Roasts mostly...

Actually, we had bad luck with shitty neighbors running them over, and my Dad had a knack for hating every single one of them and finding some way to get rid of them. Whether it be by shotgun or a valid reason.

But, we did keep some pets.

)

samdu · Post by **samdu** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:31 pm

duchess navarre.

actually, i kinda like that! can i change my playa name?

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:29 pm

Dog - Leia (as in Princess)
Street - Lerwick

Leia Lerwick???? But I am a boy dammit!!!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:31 am

It didn't come from the formula, but before I was Captain Goddammit I was Major Woodie.

kiltboy · Post by **kiltboy** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:48 pm

Boomerang Rt. 607????.......nah......I don't think so.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:45 pm

Windy Adams.... Hmm. It's either that or Sam Adams, but that one's taken. Most of the streets here in UT only have coordinates, though, not names... My little sister would be Bonnie 6100 W.

Flon · Post by **Flon** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:42 pm

Corky Brentwood - not bad

my wife's is better:

Velvet Melrose

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:28 am

Charlie Upshur...now that's funny!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:04 pm

Arthur Tab for godssakes

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon May 24, 2004 5:52 pm

Max Big Hill???

Max Big!!

Too blatant...

etherialc. · Post by **etherialc.** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:46 pm

Little Cat Oak

aww...I miss my kitty

_tears_ · Post by **_tears_** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:00 pm

Sullivan PlumTree..... I dont like that

DancingTofu · Post by **DancingTofu** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:53 am

Snowflake Echo..... well, it's ethereal.

munney · Post by **munney** » Sun May 30, 2004 5:03 am

They Call me Piggy Denslow

Word to your Mutha and her overwieght lovers!

gypsy68 · Post by **gypsy68** » Sun May 30, 2004 10:43 am

Honey Stark
hmmmm...I don't think so

Bluebunnybee · Post by **Bluebunnybee** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:38 am

DINO POWAY MESA DRIVE

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