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Post by pinemom » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:38 pm

do you have fucking terrets? bx1
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Post by hoochie mama » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:17 am

fuck! I posted my Mini Cooper disaster to the wrong thread!

Yes it was mine. Yes it was new. Yes it was parked. Yes the snow plow won, and no, the city won't take responsibility. He apparently didn't see it....or perhaps he didn't even know he hit it. That is the official response. WTF ?

Hit and run by a snow plow. Apparently it is common in these parts.... who knew?

I'm not quite as pissed off as I sound...nobody was hurt, and that's really far more important than the state of my drive. Serves me right for even having an attachment to a thing.

Hooch.

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Post by Elderberry » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:26 am

hoochie mama wrote:fuck! I posted my Mini Cooper disaster to the wrong thread!

Yes it was mine. Yes it was new. Yes it was parked. Yes the snow plow won, and no, the city won't take responsibility. He apparently didn't see it....or perhaps he didn't even know he hit it. That is the official response. WTF ?

Hit and run by a snow plow. Apparently it is common in these parts.... who knew?

I'm not quite as pissed off as I sound...nobody was hurt, and that's really far more important than the state of my drive. Serves me right for even having an attachment to a thing.

Hooch.
Well, the insurance will cover it. Let them fight it out with the city. You now have a great story to tell the grand-kids.

JK

Fuck, I forgot this was the fuck thread--again. :(
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Post by bx1 » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:49 am

pinemom wrote:do you have fucking terrets? bx1
Sure why the fuck not?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:19 pm

No, I have fucking terrets:
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Oh, and in case I post from work again soon: fuck, fruck, fuck, cuck, fuck fuck, fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Fucking
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Post by Artemis » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:38 am

FUCK this fucking stomach flu!!! :oops:

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Post by Sail Man » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:27 pm

AntiM wrote:
jkisha wrote:
AntiM wrote:Verapamil really fucks with the system. Maybe I should take it at fucking night.
What the fuck are you taking that for? High BP?

JK
Fast heart rate. It lowered my BP, gave me a terrible headache after the stoned feeling wore off. Unpleasant experience all around. Did not lower my heart rate at all. I have fucking questions.

First one, is it always like that or does it get better?

Oh, and fuck.
How bout a fucking surgical ablation? Fuck the meds! :lol:
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Post by Elderberry » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:28 pm

Sail Man wrote:
AntiM wrote:
jkisha wrote: What the fuck are you taking that for? High BP?

JK
Fast heart rate. It lowered my BP, gave me a terrible headache after the stoned feeling wore off. Unpleasant experience all around. Did not lower my heart rate at all. I have fucking questions.

First one, is it always like that or does it get better?

Oh, and fuck.
How bout a fucking surgical ablation? Fuck the meds! :lol:
Sounds fucking dangerous.

http://www.sjm.com/procedures/procedure ... l+Ablation

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:55 pm

fu-u-u-u-u-u-ck.

monkeypoo is drunk.

hee hee hee

it feels good.

cant stop giggling.

happy FUCKing st paddys.

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Post by pinemom » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:34 am

FUCK.CANCER.

Went to dr. Monday for stupid lump. Again right side.

Smasho-gram today...schedule for surgery consultation probably next week.
(scared shitless)


And if of course that all dont piss me off enough...my GOOD knee went out yesturday?
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Post by Artemis » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:47 am

Fucking stupid lumps and fucking machines that squish your boobs! Boobs are meant to be fondled and adored, not smashed and lumped!

Sending you positive vibes through next week.

((((((pinemom)))))))

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Post by pinemom » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:51 am

Fuck, thanks Artemis.

Ive had clean bill for almost 5 yrs too! damnit all.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:22 am

fuckatooba PM........

MY best to you.......and good wishes........

*sends Nordic healing*......
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Post by bigbluedoggy » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:28 am

Fuck, Pinemom... so sorry to hear about your lump! Makes what I came here to post about seem pretty trivial.

But FUCK, my laptop has died yet again... on the first day of a week long road trip! Using old beater lappy I have in my work trunk to get online. Fuck!!
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Post by Artemis » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:25 am

My fucking tummy hurts!

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Post by AntiM » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:29 pm

Fuck, Pinemom... gentle hugs to you.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:38 pm

*silent obsenity*

Oh Pinemom. *deep sigh*

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Post by mojo » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:44 pm

There is a fucking ARMY of us with you in our thoughts Pinemom.

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Post by littleflower » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:55 pm

fucking lumps ...

all my flowers are sending healing vibes your way, pinemom ...

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Post by Elderberry » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:10 pm

pinemom wrote:FUCK.CANCER.

Went to dr. Monday for stupid lump. Again right side.

Smasho-gram today...schedule for surgery consultation probably next week.
(scared shitless)


And if of course that all dont piss me off enough...my GOOD knee went out yesturday?
WTFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Fucking BUMMER! Hope things go better than it sounds like you are expecting.

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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:12 pm

I thought my overdraft charges were hard. Love to you PineMom
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Post by pinemom » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:40 pm

Ok...I want to fucking THANK all of you and all your FUCKING great thoughts sent my way!
It was enough to over power the evil!!!!


Just got out of the smashathon...CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It was the scar tissue and the "found normal" cysts causing the puckering!!!

and the pain in the armpit is apparently a pulled muscle? Hmm imagine that...me being physical...and hurting myself.

Thank you and Fuck!
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:11 pm

Yea, and don't forget........... FUCK CANCER!!!!!!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:27 pm

It must be a huge fucking load off your (collective) shoulders.
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Post by Elderberry » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:54 pm

Yeah pinemom! Great news.

and Fuck

JK
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Post by RingO'Fire » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:48 am

RingO'Fire on February 18th wrote:Oh, I have another "Fuck!" too! In the wee hours of Wednesday morning [February 18th] some lowlife fucker smashed out my car window and stole my bookbag right out my front seat. The car was parked in my driveway, about four feet from my house. I live in a fairly decent neighborhood too. He/they got my books, notes, flash drives, and calculator.

All in all, including the cost of replacing the window, it's going to cost me about $500. My notes and work stored on the falsh drives is irreplaceable. It could have been much worse; there was a messenger bag in the back seat with a laptop that's on loan from the university. Stupid fucking thieves!

One good thing did come out of it though. Later that same day, I had to go work on a HAZMAT spill cleanup. There was this really pretty stray dog running around. My coworkers had found it skulking around and had started feeding it.

Several of the guys I work with talked about taking him home, but couldn't for various reasons - small apartment, too many other dogs, unfenced yard, etc. I studied this dog all day long, thinking, "Alright dog, you're smart enough to have survived down here on your own for a while, and you sure are pretty, but are you smart enough to be MY dog?" I eventually decided that, yes, he was smart enough. So, I began the bonding process with him, by petting & feeding him out of my hand.

Wednesday night, I brought him home. He let me pick him up and put him in the truck. He crashed out right away and snuggled up to me and put his head on my thigh while I drove home (about an hour's drive).

I've already taken him to the vet to get him vaccinated and de-wormed (he's got 3 different kinds, but not heart worms). He's a 52-lb, full-blooded "red" Siberian Husky [in the vet's opinion, and he's the expert]. The vet said he's about 5-7 lb underweight. I decided to name him "Buddy", since that's what I already call all male critters anyway.

This dog is really pretty, big, smart, and hyper as a motherfucker. He's driving my 13-year old female Chow apeshit. Oh well, they're dogs, they'll figure it out.

I have to say, honestly, if I hadn't been broken into early Wednesday morning, I might not have brought this awesome dog home later that night. So, even though it sucks that some fucking lowlife broke my window and stole my shit, I now have an awesome fucking dog as a result.
Great news! I got an email from the University yesterday, my neighbor found my bookbag! Apparently, the stupid fucking thieves tossed my bookbag into my neighbor's shrubs, about 4-5 houses down the street from my house, after they found that there was nothing really valuable in it. I got back all my books, notes, and flashdrives. The only thing they took was my $35 HP calculator, which they were probably lucky to get $5 for.

One $80 book, that I've already replaced, was about 1/2 wet and starting to mildew a little. I'll probably keep the "wet" book after it dries out, of course and sell the new, replacement one on ebay. My flash drives work just fine. I now have 2 sets of books and 2 NorthFace book/messenger bags. In my mind, I felt that I had to get a replacement bag that was even nicer that the one that was stolen, just so "they" didn't "win"; now I've got two nice book/messenger bags.

Heck though, I'm just glad to have gotten any of my stuff back. I had totally written all of it off. I got it back exactly one month to the day after it had been stolen.

I took my neighbor a bottle of wine and gave her a big ol' hug for finding my shit and taking the effort to find out who it belonged to, since we knew each other by sight, but not by name. Fuck yeah!

Oh yeah, the new dog is doing great too. I got his nuts cut off last week (poor fella - but it had to be done). So far, my "free" dog has cost me about $700, but he really is smart, pretty and has a great disposition.

Wow, some times, things really do work out for the best! Fuckin' A!
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by Da Mule » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:54 am

YAY!!! More Fucks gone right.

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:12 pm

jkisha wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
AntiM wrote: Fast heart rate. It lowered my BP, gave me a terrible headache after the stoned feeling wore off. Unpleasant experience all around. Did not lower my heart rate at all. I have fucking questions.

First one, is it always like that or does it get better?

Oh, and fuck.
How bout a fucking surgical ablation? Fuck the meds! :lol:
Sounds fucking dangerous.

http://www.sjm.com/procedures/procedure ... l+Ablation

JK
Well, as we say around these fucking ems parts, better medicine through detroit edison

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